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AntiGretel said:
well,,, i turned 44 today, was hoping a few of you PayPal / Neteller hackers would club in $0.89c each and get me one....or a DVD with porno on it,...i just cannot find any dirty movies on the internet

especially where a monogamous deeply in love couple are having medieval sex in a car park et al

OR...where someone with an 11 inch glans-penis ( on the flop ) says " i want to make sweet love to your asshole "
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AntiGretel said:
more than that ?? like you will order a pizza for me as well ??

seriously,,,what you mean ? i am one to pile-on and destroy others on a bandwagon.....

tell me what i can expect ( til december )

PS... it is my birthday today....so please embellish
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Look I am really terrible with dirty talk, I'm lucky my husband thinks I'm like really hot because he doesn't get much from me in verbal or written form. But whatever you're thinking, then yes to it all
 
AntiGretel said:
Cheers brother !!

I freakin love myself, also !!!


Your friendship is important to me here,...means the world....

:)

Now please get some looooose women to fellate me til Halloween

Cheers !! :)
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My crazy little coconut friend :)

Other than pleasuring yourself etc etc. what else have you done/ going to do to spoil yourself on this wonderful day ?!?
 
bleachy_dude said:
My crazy little coconut friend :)

Other than pleasuring yourself etc etc. what else have you done/ going to do to spoil yourself on this wonderful day ?!?
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Had a great lunch with family and oldies

Visited a couple of friends and chilled

And later may go for a drink and game of pool with some close mates like we did when 22
 
Sweetgeek said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Look I am really terrible with dirty talk, I'm lucky my husband thinks I'm like really hot because he doesn't get much from me in verbal or written form. But whatever you're thinking, then yes to it all
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.....yes to all....?

So the pizza is a GO PROJECT !!

I wanna marry you if you ever get unmarried

xx

PS...can we do the honeymoon first??

PS.... where can i find you ? do i have to wash your hubby's car or paint the verandah to get his permission to bite ya neck in the shower etc ??
 
AntiGretel said:
Had a great lunch with family and oldies

Visited a couple of friends and chilled

And later may go for a drink and game of pool with some close mates like we did when 22
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That sounds like a great day. So happy it's been a nice day for you. Wishing you much happiness for this year. X
 
Sweetgeek said:
Your interpretation of my post is your interpretation. If your reply is an indication of how you chose to read my post then you don’t understand me and that is fine. I have stated my opinions to Bluefin on how I feel about making a point versus ones grief, but also I don’t want to join in on the witty banter hate. And that is the most I will comment about your questions about witty banter.

I have a choice on what I would like to comment on and what I don't want to comment on and I made the choice to comment about things in this thread and ignore certain things in this thread. You can make a choice about how you want to read my posts and therefore make a choice about how terrible I seem to you because of my posts. I already have an idea and I cannot change your views of that. At the end of the day I am no one to you, and mean very little to you outside of this forum, so as a peace offering, I hope that gives you some satisfaction, because you are not going to believe me when I say I honestly meant no offence to you or your real life friend, Mutley. And to show I sincerely mean it, I will mind my own business and refrain from commenting on any further arguments between you guys.
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Sorry if I was cuntish. This just hasn't gone the way I envisioned. I was talking to Mutley early this morning and he is very obviously heartbroken, and I was telling him on the upside the OT was actually OT'ing and he was happy at that thought. We talked about the special place this thread has for many of us and it was nice. I also asked if I could share his sad news with his forum friends, which obviously he said yes to, and then I had this brain explosion that we could all join together in our mutual Mutley love and fucking spray the place in male porn and really make him laugh and feel the love.

Within seconds Witty made the grief that comes with your magical granny dying all about his bullshit. That at first made me mad, then it made me sad.

So there we have it, as Grover of what ever her name is once famously said, another thread derailed over bullshit, with the usual suspects at play.

I seriously don't know why I keep logging back in. It's like a sickness.
 
AntiGretel said:
more than that ?? like you will order a pizza for me as well ??

seriously,,,what you mean ? i am one to pile-on and destroy others on a bandwagon.....

tell me what i can expect ( til december )

PS... it is my birthday today....so please embellish
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Happy burpday, fuckface!

You still got the same mobile number?[DOUBLEPOST=1446183509][/DOUBLEPOST]
bleachy_dude said:
Haha sorry mate. No sister :-(
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But you do have a mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glen can be your new daddy!!
 
AntiGretel said:
.....yes to all....?

So the pizza is a GO PROJECT !!

I wanna marry you if you ever get unmarried

xx

PS...can we do the honeymoon first??

PS.... where can i find you ? do i have to wash your hubby's car or paint the verandah to get his permission to bite ya neck in the shower etc ??
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Your only option is to become a woman and somehow sell the idea of a threesome ;)
If I ever become unmarried, you are the first person I will call, guaranteed.
 
Trala said:
Happy burpday, fuckface!

You still got the same mobile number?[DOUBLEPOST=1446183509][/DOUBLEPOST]
But you do have a mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glen can be your new daddy!!
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the number is the same

the 24/7 love sponge that is i HOT LINE

dial it kids over 18 to 88...

0404 48 32 42

my voice is just so silky and masculine that u will hardly notice that i am choking the chicken 25/7
 
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Melore said:
PS: While I'm at it, airing my views:

How do the Ban Reepbot and Ban Kingston threads sit in with an RUOK thread? Is this some wild new form of humour? because it terrifies me. Regardless of your issues, our sweet little Reepbot and darling Kingston are people too.

I think Ban threads should be banned.
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I meant to quote this before.

Totes agree, except for the sweet little Reepbot part and Kingston the cunt being a darling.

Ban threads need banning. It is plain nasty, no excuses.
 
Sweetgeek said:
Your only option is to become a woman and somehow sell the idea of a threesome ;)
If I ever become unmarried, you are the first person I will call, guaranteed.
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i dont want you to CALL me if you get unmarried

i want you to do things to me that i wouldnt do to a farm animal on heat

the only 'call' will be to the assessors at GUINESS BOOK of RECORDS to ensure that i had the BESTEST most spectacular fountain of never ending orgasms since Saxon and his body coating of Gretel whilst he thought of Jo in those teeny weeny knickers....

oh my
 
I gotta go bang out 1023 steps or my fat arse is never going to be Beyonce for summer.
 
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