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Questions:
1. a. What is your favourite roast?
b. Provide an explanation in less than 500 words
2. a. What roast do you want to try?
b. Explain in less than 500 words why
 
delcan said:
Questions:
1. a. What is your favourite roast?
b. Provide an explanation in less than 500 words
2. a. What roast do you want to try?
b. Explain in less than 500 words why
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1- My favourite roast is no roast because it is dry and horrible. The way it gets stuck in the throat and all that makes me blah. Plus, and this is the main reason why I do so hate it, hate it with all my heart and soul, hate it so much that I curse upon the grey skies with my hands in the air, is that it is so boring and conventional. I mean goddamnit a roast is so boring it could send an insomniac to sleep. With its perfectly boring way of just sitting there tasting so damn bland like it is some kind of fucking focus tested Marvel movie. I prefer food with some taste, with some passion and some soul. I like to feel my food with my tongue, I want to make the flavors dance in my mouth, I want to be able to have a memory with what I eat. I don't want to eat something that is going to remind me of boring Sunday roasts.

2- I want to try no roast because a roast is so bloody awful both in terms of taste and feeling that I would rather swim to the moon than eat that crap. Now how would I swim to the moon? I would buy a swimming pool, a magical swimming pool about fifty metres wide and I would teach it how to fly to the moon. First I would let it read some books about space exploration, then I would show it how NASA works, and finally I would let it hear that song 'Fly me to the moon' over and over again. Then, and only then, once I fully believe in th swimming pool will I admit it to let it fly me to the moon while I swim in it.

'But, Reepbot', you say as you clean the cat sick from your computer keyboard, 'you are a terrible swimmer'

And I say to that 'I don't care.'

'But, Reepbot', you badger me as you put your cat outside and start on your fifth try at Solitaire, 'How can you breathe in space?'

By this point I realise you are right and try to think of a more plausible alternative, but none come so I decide to stick to this one.
 
reepbot said:
1- My favourite roast is no roast because it is dry and horrible. The way it gets stuck in the throat and all that makes me blah. Plus, and this is the main reason why I do so hate it, hate it with all my heart and soul, hate it so much that I curse upon the grey skies with my hands in the air, is that it is so boring and conventional. I mean goddamnit a roast is so boring it could send an insomniac to sleep. With its perfectly boring way of just sitting there tasting so damn bland like it is some kind of fucking focus tested Marvel movie. I prefer food with some taste, with some passion and some soul. I like to feel my food with my tongue, I want to make the flavors dance in my mouth, I want to be able to have a memory with what I eat. I don't want to eat something that is going to remind me of boring Sunday roasts.

2- I want to try no roast because a roast is so bloody awful both in terms of taste and feeling that I would rather swim to the moon than eat that crap. Now how would I swim to the moon? I would buy a swimming pool, a magical swimming pool about fifty metres wide and I would teach it how to fly to the moon. First I would let it read some books about space exploration, then I would show it how NASA works, and finally I would let it hear that song 'Fly me to the moon' over and over again. Then, and only then, once I fully believe in th swimming pool will I admit it to let it fly me to the moon while I swim in it.

'But, Reepbot', you say as you clean the cat sick from your computer keyboard, 'you are a terrible swimmer'

And I say to that 'I don't care.'

'But, Reepbot', you badger me as you put your cat outside and start on your fifth try at Solitaire, 'How can you breathe in space?'

By this point I realise you are right and try to think of a more plausible alternative, but none come so I decide to stick to this one.
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Until I cooked my own roast at 21, I thought roast was dry and horrible, but turns out my mother was over cooking it. I have some amazing roast recipes if you want the recipes to try them - juicy, tasty meat and yummy flavours. Roasts can be amazing, cooked long and slow with the right herbs, spices, veggies and seasonings
 
delcan said:
Until I cooked my own roast at 21, I thought roast was dry and horrible, but turns out my mother was over cooking it. I have some amazing roast recipes if you want you want to try them - juicy, tasty meat
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Thank you for the kind offer but no thank you Ma'am.
 
delcan said:
Until I cooked my own roast at 21, I thought roast was dry and horrible, but turns out my mother was over cooking it. I have some amazing roast recipes if you want the recipes to try them - juicy, tasty meat and yummy flavours. Roasts can be amazing, cooked long and slow with the right herbs, spices, veggies and seasonings
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I Know - A Roast can be AMAZING! Got to cook them the right way :) Pork with Apple Cider, Sage etc Yum Yum! Oh and the best Crackling awwwwwww!

reepbot said:
Thank you for the kind offer but no thank you Ma'am.
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As IF, Reepy would spend time in the kitchen LOL .... is too busy basing life on the internet and silly quizzes that justifies who and what he is!

Fucking funny shit!!!!
 
hooleydooley said:
I Know - A Roast can be AMAZING! Got to cook them the right way :) Pork with Apple Cider, Sage etc Yum Yum! Oh and the best Crackling awwwwwww!



As IF, Reepy would spend time in the kitchen LOL .... is too busy basing life on the internet and silly quizzes that justifies who and what he is!

Fucking funny shit!!!!
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Well I guess if I want to cook something bitter and sour I'll ask you for advice.
 
reepbot said:
http://www.psychologistworld.com/stress/angertest.php

Only got 1 percent anger. Which proves how calm i am.
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I got 48% which proves how uncalm I am. But these self assessment ones are dumb I think. Because I am always gong to answer 'moderate' for almost everything because I think my reactions are the 'normal' reactions.

Incidentally I didn't really think this quiz had so much to do with compassion.... I found it more about how the person sees the self than how they relate to others. The two are related to an extent, of course, but... I didn't think the fact that for example you might feel annoyed if someone blames you for something you didn't do had all that much to do whether you feel compassion for people in general.
 
Mooseface said:
I got 48% which proves how uncalm I am. But these self assessment ones are dumb I think. Because I am always gong to answer 'moderate' for almost everything because I think my reactions are the 'normal' reactions.

Incidentally I didn't really think this quiz had so much to do with compassion.... I found it more about how the person sees the self than how they relate to others. The two are related to an extent, of course, but... I didn't think the fact that for example you might feel annoyed if someone blames you for something you didn't do had all that much to do whether you feel compassion for people in general.
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The only one that i felt slightly annoyed at was the person doing 40 in a 60 zone.
 
@reepbot have you tried POTROAST?

Nice and juicy, tender falling apart meat, and the whole thing flavoured how you wish - we like a bit of tomato sauce in the slow cooker.
It is my favourite easy slow meal, chuck everything in a slow cooker.
 
KIK said:
@reepbot have you tried POTROAST?

Nice and juicy, tender falling apart meat, and the whole thing flavoured how you wish - we like a bit of tomato sauce in the slow cooker.
It is my favourite easy slow meal, chuck everything in a slow cooker.
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Yes, we have a slowcooker at home.
 
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