The Bachelorette

[Consuela]

Hi! Yeah still alive, just got released from prison

Oh hai.

Hope you had a fun time inside!

 

[tess]

Davey the Dick and In-the-closet-Tony.

Hmm, can she ditch them both?

Wouldn't that be great!

 

[Allgood]

I have to say I'm not really paying attention tonight.

I just started making a cake, shows the general interest level in my house.

 

[Miiiiike]

Oh hai.

Hope you had a fun time inside!

I'm only PG

 

[Consuela]

Davey the Dick and In-the-closet-Tony.

Hmm, can she ditch them both?

Throw them overboard!

 

[Insomniac]

Hi! Yeah still alive, just got released from prison

Hope you didn't drop the soap

 

[Consuela]

Wait. Make things a bit more fun.

Are they gambling for ha snatch!?

 

[delcan]

Davey the Dick and In-the-closet-Tony.

Hmm, can she ditch them both?

SPOILER ALERT

Spoiler

Tony is a friend of friend's friend and he is apparently dating a girl!

 

[Consuela]

'What is it that you want?'

The cawk.

 

[delcan]

Awkwies Tones

 

[Willoughby]

My recording missed the first bit. Looks like an awkward date so far. What does the other guy do when Sam is chatting with one of them? Potential to get really drunk on your own at the back of the boat.

 

[delcan]

Tony's suit is seriously fugly

 

[Lucas]

Hi! Yeah still alive, just got released from prison

Haha. Explains a lot.

 

[tess]

How can she like davey butting in? dumb

 

[Insomniac]

SPOILER ALERT

Spoiler

Tony is a friend of friend's friend and he is apparently dating a girl!

Interesting! I'm surprised lol

 

[delcan]

Davey breaking the bro code.

Meanwhile, lighten up a bit, Tony

 

[Affable]

She looks like a giant cactus with that dress

 

[Consuela]

'I want Sam's love.'

NGL sounds a bit stalkerish.

 

[Affable]

Kayne or Richie going home

 

[tess]

Kayne or Richie going home

we are not up to that yet lol