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I thought this forum was for agreeing with what everybody said, not having a difference of opinion. Because having a difference of opinion is ever so wrong.
 
Rosie Recaps: The Bachelor Ep 8. Poor Bachie Wood. He took a girl to the sex couch, and only got a pash.


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Rosie Waterland
And we open with Bachie Wood tonight… Patting a horse? He’s taking it very seriously, so it must have something to do with showing his thoughtful, sensitive side. There is absolutely zero explanation as to why he is doing his thinking on a random farm with a horsey friend, although it probs has something to do with Oshie’s hair budget getting out of control and this being some leftover footage from yesterday’s farm date. I like it though. ‘Serious Horse Thinking’ is definitely a Bachie thinking that we haven’t seen before.
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#SERIOUSHORSETHINKING

Cut to the Girl Prison, where the girls are just casually hanging out in the kitchen being totally casual and talking about how sad they are that their boyfriend dumped one of his other girlfriends last night. It really takes the romance out of a relationship when one of your sister wives gets kicked to the curve, amiright? But never fear! Oshie’s Hair arrives to lift their spirits with the group date card.

He leaves as gloriously as he came, then, because clearly not a lot is going to happen in this episode and the producers are panicking about filling time, we are forced to listen as each girl’s name is read out, then we hear what each of those girls think about their name being read out, as well as what they think about the other names that have been read out. Then we hear the date clue, and we hear what each girl thinks about the clue, then we hear what each girl thinks about what each other girl thinks about the clue. Jesus. Tonight’s going to be painful, isn’t it? Excuse while I get some wine… … …

Ok, I’m back.

The clue on the card is: ‘The race in on’. Which clearly means this is going to be another humiliating segment in which the girls bring pride on their families by competing for some alone time with a man in a gimmicky, often violent, sporting activity. Can’t wait!

GROUP DATE TIME.

Wow. Okay. Y’all know what I’m going to say. Say it with me:

NISSAN.

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The two hottest arses on The Bachelor. NISSAN ARSES.


They are NISSAN driving to NISSAN this date in a NISSAN. And oh my gosh it’s parking on its own the future is now so much technology and while still being stylish etc NISSAN etc! NISSAN NISSAN NISSAN NISSAN. (Can I have a Nissan now?)

The date is Go-Karting, which means dodgem car-style crashes are absolutely being prayed for by the producers. And can I just say, Oshie’s Helmet Hair is ON FLEEK this evening. Bachie Wood looks totes jelly:

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Bachie Wood: Major Hair Envy. AND RIGHTFULLY FUCKING SO.

Ugh. Okay, so the producers are really, really pushing this whole ‘contest between Nina and Emily’ thing. Apparently we’re meant to get very excited about the fact that there is tension between them, thus building suspense for us at home. Waaaah okay fine. I’ll do my part. Deep breath…

Nina thinks that she is like, totally the best driver of all the girls and will defs win this race but Emily is all like ‘No way, I hate Nina, she’s like, a massive biatch and I really want to beat her and her biatch face’ and then Nina is all ‘lol cars’ and Emily is all *bitchy look* and now we know that they are like, total MORTAL ENEMIES.

This race will definitely come down to the two of them.

OM FUCKING G STOP EVERYTHING. Oshie is the flag girl at the starting line and seeing him kick off the race like is officially all my dreams coming true.


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I just want Oshie to wave that flag to kick off all my sexual encounters. And knowing my luck with the peenfolk, he’ll be waving the finish-line flag 49 seconds later.

Okay so they race. And they race. And they race and they race and they race. Ermergerd. Do we really have to watch all 15 laps o this thing? Are you really that desperate to fill time tonight, Channel Ten? We get it – they’re bashing into each other and playing dirty and they all want to win cos girlz be bitchy desperadoes. Let’s just cut to the end, shall we?

Emily wins, and in a gloriously embarrassing turn of events, Nina thinks that she has won and does an incredibly loud victory lap. It’s brilliant, and Emily makes it even more brilliant by being the most ungracious winner in history. She gets her precious alone time with Bachie Wood, and it’s obvious within about 30 seconds that he actually just hates her so much.

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BACHIE WOOD NO COMPUTE. BRAIN NOT SEEING WHAT PEEN IS SEEING. PLS SEND HELP.

He keeps looking at her like she’s got some kind of putrid cluster of warts on her face. It just seems like he wants to get the fuck out of there. Then he tells the camera that he doesn’t think they have anything in common and she is definitely going home and his brain has finally started to take over his peen.

Back at the Girl Prison, Nina walks into the backyard where the girls are just casually hanging out being totally casual. she has the single date card and – oh my glob – they really are desperate to fill time in this episode. They talk about who could possibly be on the date card. They all get nervous about whose name will be on the date card. They talk about how much they want to know whose name is on the date card, completely forgetting that they do, in fact, have access to the date card. Finally someone realises that the date card is right on front of them, and they open it.

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But that was what? Two solid minutes filled? Well done, editors, well done. Oh wait – there’s more.

Parmigiana gets the single date. The girls talk for a while about how Parmigiana got the single date. Then Parmigiana talks for a while about how Parmigiana got the single date. Then everybody talks about what she’ll wear on the single date. Holy fucking Oprah can we please just cut to the Channel Ten dungeon and just spend the next 1/2 hour watching Oshie cry over Channel V reruns while he brushes his hair? (#SaveOsher)
 
part 2

SINGLE DATE TIME!

Bachie Wood gis coming to pick up Parmigiana on a tiny little speedboat, and…. Does anyone else feel like the budget this season has been way lower than other seasons? Like, for realsies, didn’t Bachie Wiggum just live his Bachie life full on Bronwyn Bishop-style last year? He would literally take a helicopter to do a shit. He would charter a seaplane just to get from one end of a beach to the other. This season has not been like that. I mean, come the fuck on:

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That boat is so small the captain can actually keep it connected to the wharf with ONE HAND. I’m surprised it even has an engine, tbh. The way this budget series has been going, I’m surprised Bachie Wood isn’t getting Parmigiana to this date by pulling her along behind him in a red wagon.

Next up, he takes her to ‘Little Italy’ which is basically just tables plonked on some grass with some Italian food on them. Oh, and there’s also a not-at-all conspicuous SEX COUCH off to the side:

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PEEN. This is for PEEN.

Presumptuous much, Bachie Wood? Parmigiana ‘can’t believe all the trouble Bachie Wood went to’ blah blah blah. They make a pizza together, and Parmigiana says it’s the best fun she’s EVER had making a pizza. You’d wanna hope she’s never made a pizza with her li’l daughter Chicken, who’s probably sitting at home right now, a single tear rolling down her cheek while thinking “THANKS A FUCKING LOT, BITCH”

Talk talk true love talk feelings emotions Italian food etc etc etc.

Yay! We cut to the Girl Prison, where more time is being filled by Nina ‘accidentally’ telling everyone that Parmigiana and Bachie Wood kissed at the farm dance date yesterday. And by ‘accidentally’, I mean a producer told her that nothing is fucking happening in this episode so she had better go in there and tell everyone that Parmigiana and Bachie Wood kissed at the barn dance.

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“This is my ‘the producers told me to pretend I totally didn’t mean to tell you that’ face.”


I think they were hoping that Totally Laid Back Cool Girl Heather would strip off her clothes, shed her skin and reveal herself to be a psycho reptile that lives off the strength of Bachie Wood pubes. Unfortunately though, she reacts like a person who understands that this is a television show and on that show her boyfriend is dating multiple other women and she just laughs.

Ahhhh, now I see why this episode has been one massive pointless time-filler – they had allocated at least 15 minutes to the psycho meltdown they were hoping Heather would have, but then the bitch didn’t have it, so they were screwed. And now we’re the ones who are punished! We’re the ones who have to pay with 15-minute bloody conversations about who is going to be on a date card they they are holding the date card IN THEIR FUCKING HANDS. Be more prepared next time, Channel Ten!

Back on the single date, and literally nothing interesting is happening except a conversation about how Parmigiana is a single mum to a daughter called Chicken blah blah blah are you willing to be a step dad blah blah blah. Of course he’s going to say he is! Do you really think he’s going to say ‘fuck no!’ on national TV, throw a drink in your face and sprint towards that tiny boat? Gah. Pointless conversation. NEXT.

Oh, he takes her to the sex couch. Gives her a Star Wars dessert and a rose. Then they make out. EVERY GIRL’S DREAM.

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Sexy sex couch sexing.

COCKTAIL PARTY TIME!

More boring filler stuff because Heather let everybody down by not shedding her skin in a jealous rage. Nina’s still worried that she told everyone about the kiss blah blah nobody cares just send Emily home and let’s get on with this.

Time filler time filler time filler time filler blah blah blah. Bachie Wood talks to Heather. Nina tells Parmigiana that she told everyone about the kiss and – GASP! – Parmigiana is a reasonable human being and doesn’t give a shit. Man, these ladies are really letting the producers down this week by not being crazy as shit.

Special metion: Emily thinking that ‘disingenuine’ is a word. Stay in school, kids.

ROSE CEREMONY TIME!

Okay we all know that Emily’s going because she makes his peen feel tingles but he’s disgusted by her personali – Um… WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HE GIVES EMILY A ROSE. BRAIN MELTDOWN. BLEEP BLOOP BLEEP BLEEP. PEEN HAS WON. PEEN HAS OFFICIALLY WON.

Okay, well… Fuck. I almost always predict this shit. I’m confused and frightened. Well, if it’s not Emily, who he clearly hates, it’ll have to be that blonde girl that isn’t Sarah, because I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know that she exists.

It’s the blonde girl that isn’t Sarah, because he doesn’t know that she exists.

Oshie’s Hair come and kicks her out.

Bachie tries to look sad, but has no fucking clue who she is. It’s a good effort though:


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Please don’t ask if I know your name, girl who looks like Sarah.


Next week: INTRUDERS WOOP WOOP. We might get that table flip after all…
 
I thought this forum was for agreeing with what everybody said, not having a difference of opinion. Because having a difference of opinion is ever so wrong.

lol don't let anyone try to make you do that.
It's nice when you can share opinions with others, but it's just as good to debate opinions and the reasons why. I think the biggest thing around here is believing that it's okay to think different things.
Some people I disagree with I go over to a different thread and pretty much agree with everything they're saying.
I've seen people get really personal and insult the person rather than what they're saying (especially during the last BB season) and that sucks sometimes.
 
I don't think Heather needs to be a planted actress...The Bachelor is well known for having two producers for every contestant:

Series Produced by
Nicole Woods ... co-executive producer / supervising producer / line producer / coordinating producer (110 episodes, 2006-2015)
Mike Fleiss ... executive producer (101 episodes, 2002-2015)
Lisa Levenson ... executive producer / co-executive producer (75 episodes, 2002-2007)
Peter J. Scalettar ... senior producer / co-executive producer / supervising producer (71 episodes, 2009-2015)
David Bohnert ... co-executive producer / supervising producer (69 episodes, 2002-2008)
Heather Adams ... producer / post producer (67 episodes, 2004-2015)
Jeff Thomas ... supervising producer / supervising story producer / senior story producer / story producer / co-executive producer / field producer (66 episodes, 2004-2015)
Monica Stock ... supervising producer (66 episodes, 2004-2010)
Bennett S. Graebner ... supervising producer / co-executive producer / producer / story producer (66 episodes, 2008-2015)
Elan Gale ... supervising producer / co-producer / producer / field producer / co-executive producer (64 episodes, 2010-2015)
Martin Hilton ... co-executive producer / executive producer (62 episodes, 2003-2015)
Michael Herwick ... senior producer / consulting producer / senior story producer / producer (50 episodes, 2004-2007)
Peter Gust ... co-executive producer / supervising producer (48 episodes, 2010-2015)
Karri-Leigh Mastrangelo ... coordinating producer / supervising producer / supervising story producer (47 episodes, 2002-2010)
Scott Jeffress ... co-executive producer (46 episodes, 2002-2005)
Steven Matty ... story producer (45 episodes, 2006-2010)
Chris Keiper ... supervising story producer / senior story producer (44 episodes, 2011-2014)
Michael Mazzara ... co-producer / field producer / segment producer / supervising producer (41 episodes, 2009-2013)
Cassie Lambert ... producer / junior story producer / segment producer / senior story producer (39 episodes, 2007-2011)
Jason Ehrlich ... producer / co-executive producer (38 episodes, 2004-2010)
Alycia Rossiter ... supervising producer / co-executive producer / executive producer / producer (38 episodes, 2006-2015)
Kerry Schmidt-Hardy ... co-producer / coordinating producer / senior producer (37 episodes, 2003-2005)
Sonja Schenk ... co-executive producer / senior producer / co-producer (37 episodes, 2007-2010)
Allan Schwegmann ... field producer / segment producer / story producer (37 episodes, 2007-2010)
Ryan Callahan ... story producer / producer (35 episodes, 2006-2009)
Deborah Read ... field producer / producer / co-producer / segment producer (35 episodes, 2013-2015)
Dan Morando ... supervising producer / co-producer / senior supervising producer (34 episodes, 2003-2005)
Andrew Hoagland ... story producer / producer (33 episodes, 2005-2007)
Anne Quilici ... story producer / senior producer (32 episodes, 2007-2010)
Katy Chen ... segment producer / producer / field producer (32 episodes, 2010-2013)
Adam Mansfield ... segment producer / associate producer / producer (32 episodes, 2012-2015)
Hayley Goggin ... supervising producer / coordinating producer / field producer (31 episodes, 2002-2005)
Sandi Johnson ... producer (31 episodes, 2002-2004)
Melinda Cea ... senior field producer / segment producer (31 episodes, 2007-2010)
Jason A. Carbone ... co-executive producer (30 episodes, 2003-2004)
Angela Aguilera ... associate producer / segment producer (28 episodes, 2003-2014)
Ashley Allen ... story producer (28 episodes, 2007-2009)
Brooke Glassman ... segment producer (28 episodes, 2007-2009)
Steven Wright ... story producer / sr. story producer (28 episodes, 2011-2015)
Kevin Boyer ... field producer / segment producer (27 episodes, 2005-2011)
Kate Kopser ... senior producer / producer (27 episodes, 2006-2011)
David Vacarro ... producer / segment producer (27 episodes, 2009-2011)
SallyAnn Salsano ... supervising producer (25 episodes, 2002-2004)
Dominick Pupa ... producer / field producer (25 episodes, 2006-2009)
Andrew Kimmel ... field producer / producer (25 episodes, 2013-2015)
Lindsay Liles ... producer (25 episodes, 2014-2015)
Natalee Watts ... co-producer / coordinating producer / field producer (24 episodes, 2005-2006)
Mark Weingarten ... producer / senior story producer / field producer (24 episodes, 2009-2011)
Jesse Cromwell ... segment producer / associate producer (23 episodes, 2003-2004)
Sarah Gertrude Shapiro ... associate producer / segment producer / field producer (22 episodes, 2002-2004)
Herbert Weatherford ... segment producer / producer (22 episodes, 2010-2015)
Trifari White ... field producer (21 episodes, 2010-2011)
John Carr ... senior story producer / supervising producer (21 episodes, 2011-2013)
Micah Dyer ... senior producer / producer (20 episodes, 2009-2011)
Ben Hatta ... associate producer / segment producer (19 episodes, 2002-2004)
Gary Shaffer ... consulting producer (19 episodes, 2004-2006)
Tracy Bitterolf ... segment producer (19 episodes, 2008-2009)
Lyle Gamm ... senior story producer / producer (19 episodes, 2008-2009)
Svenja Sunny Willebrand ... producer / senior story producer (19 episodes, 2009-2011)
Brian Szot ... story producer (18 episodes, 2002-2003)
Andrea McHugh ... segment producer (18 episodes, 2008-2009)



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I don't think Heather needs to be a planted actress...The Bachelor is well known for having two producers for every contestant:

Series Produced by
Nicole Woods ... co-executive producer / supervising producer / line producer / coordinating producer (110 episodes, 2006-2015)
Mike Fleiss ... executive producer (101 episodes, 2002-2015)
Lisa Levenson ... executive producer / co-executive producer (75 episodes, 2002-2007)
Peter J. Scalettar ... senior producer / co-executive producer / supervising producer (71 episodes, 2009-2015)
David Bohnert ... co-executive producer / supervising producer (69 episodes, 2002-2008)
Heather Adams ... producer / post producer (67 episodes, 2004-2015)
Jeff Thomas ... supervising producer / supervising story producer / senior story producer / story producer / co-executive producer / field producer (66 episodes, 2004-2015)
Monica Stock ... supervising producer (66 episodes, 2004-2010)
Bennett S. Graebner ... supervising producer / co-executive producer / producer / story producer (66 episodes, 2008-2015)
Elan Gale ... supervising producer / co-producer / producer / field producer / co-executive producer (64 episodes, 2010-2015)
Martin Hilton ... co-executive producer / executive producer (62 episodes, 2003-2015)
Michael Herwick ... senior producer / consulting producer / senior story producer / producer (50 episodes, 2004-2007)
Peter Gust ... co-executive producer / supervising producer (48 episodes, 2010-2015)
Karri-Leigh Mastrangelo ... coordinating producer / supervising producer / supervising story producer (47 episodes, 2002-2010)
Scott Jeffress ... co-executive producer (46 episodes, 2002-2005)
Steven Matty ... story producer (45 episodes, 2006-2010)
Chris Keiper ... supervising story producer / senior story producer (44 episodes, 2011-2014)
Michael Mazzara ... co-producer / field producer / segment producer / supervising producer (41 episodes, 2009-2013)
Cassie Lambert ... producer / junior story producer / segment producer / senior story producer (39 episodes, 2007-2011)
Jason Ehrlich ... producer / co-executive producer (38 episodes, 2004-2010)
Alycia Rossiter ... supervising producer / co-executive producer / executive producer / producer (38 episodes, 2006-2015)
Kerry Schmidt-Hardy ... co-producer / coordinating producer / senior producer (37 episodes, 2003-2005)
Sonja Schenk ... co-executive producer / senior producer / co-producer (37 episodes, 2007-2010)
Allan Schwegmann ... field producer / segment producer / story producer (37 episodes, 2007-2010)
Ryan Callahan ... story producer / producer (35 episodes, 2006-2009)
Deborah Read ... field producer / producer / co-producer / segment producer (35 episodes, 2013-2015)
Dan Morando ... supervising producer / co-producer / senior supervising producer (34 episodes, 2003-2005)
Andrew Hoagland ... story producer / producer (33 episodes, 2005-2007)
Anne Quilici ... story producer / senior producer (32 episodes, 2007-2010)
Katy Chen ... segment producer / producer / field producer (32 episodes, 2010-2013)
Adam Mansfield ... segment producer / associate producer / producer (32 episodes, 2012-2015)
Hayley Goggin ... supervising producer / coordinating producer / field producer (31 episodes, 2002-2005)
Sandi Johnson ... producer (31 episodes, 2002-2004)
Melinda Cea ... senior field producer / segment producer (31 episodes, 2007-2010)
Jason A. Carbone ... co-executive producer (30 episodes, 2003-2004)
Angela Aguilera ... associate producer / segment producer (28 episodes, 2003-2014)
Ashley Allen ... story producer (28 episodes, 2007-2009)
Brooke Glassman ... segment producer (28 episodes, 2007-2009)
Steven Wright ... story producer / sr. story producer (28 episodes, 2011-2015)
Kevin Boyer ... field producer / segment producer (27 episodes, 2005-2011)
Kate Kopser ... senior producer / producer (27 episodes, 2006-2011)
David Vacarro ... producer / segment producer (27 episodes, 2009-2011)
SallyAnn Salsano ... supervising producer (25 episodes, 2002-2004)
Dominick Pupa ... producer / field producer (25 episodes, 2006-2009)
Andrew Kimmel ... field producer / producer (25 episodes, 2013-2015)
Lindsay Liles ... producer (25 episodes, 2014-2015)
Natalee Watts ... co-producer / coordinating producer / field producer (24 episodes, 2005-2006)
Mark Weingarten ... producer / senior story producer / field producer (24 episodes, 2009-2011)
Jesse Cromwell ... segment producer / associate producer (23 episodes, 2003-2004)
Sarah Gertrude Shapiro ... associate producer / segment producer / field producer (22 episodes, 2002-2004)
Herbert Weatherford ... segment producer / producer (22 episodes, 2010-2015)
Trifari White ... field producer (21 episodes, 2010-2011)
John Carr ... senior story producer / supervising producer (21 episodes, 2011-2013)
Micah Dyer ... senior producer / producer (20 episodes, 2009-2011)
Ben Hatta ... associate producer / segment producer (19 episodes, 2002-2004)
Gary Shaffer ... consulting producer (19 episodes, 2004-2006)
Tracy Bitterolf ... segment producer (19 episodes, 2008-2009)
Lyle Gamm ... senior story producer / producer (19 episodes, 2008-2009)
Svenja Sunny Willebrand ... producer / senior story producer (19 episodes, 2009-2011)
Brian Szot ... story producer (18 episodes, 2002-2003)
Andrea McHugh ... segment producer (18 episodes, 2008-2009)



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yeah but thats not OUR version is it
we'd be the budget version

speaking of which - did Blake spend all the money for dates last year?
or is Sam just a more realistic guy when it comes to what he wants to organise knowing that he could never live up to Bachy dates once he's plonked back in the real world and needs to impress?
 
lol don't let anyone try to make you do that.
It's nice when you can share opinions with others, but it's just as good to debate opinions and the reasons why. I think the biggest thing around here is believing that it's okay to think different things.
Some people I disagree with I go over to a different thread and pretty much agree with everything they're saying.
I've seen people get really personal and insult the person rather than what they're saying (especially during the last BB season) and that sucks sometimes.

Yeah, I like having a difference of opinion. Agreeing for the sake of agreeing would never sit right with me. Infact if I argue with you that means i like you. If i don't argue with you that means i don't really like you that much.
 
Yeah, I like having a difference of opinion. Agreeing for the sake of agreeing would never sit right with me. Infact if I argue with you that means i like you. If i don't argue with you that means i don't really like you that much.
hmmmppppppfffffffffffffTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

<I think I was just insulted>
 
Bachelor Sam drops spoiler by dissing 'hot and cold' bachelorette Emily
By Claire Knight
4 hours ago

The Bachelor spoilers keep coming this week. After Snezana let slip that she's no longer in contact with Bachelor Sam, the star of the show has potentially just revealed the fate of another finalist.

Speaking to 2DayFM's Dan and Maz, the 34-year-old kids' fitness centre owner didn't really have anything nice to say about hopeful bachelorette Emily.

Listen to him describe "hot and cold" Emily and their not-so-hot chemistry above.

Sam repeated the same "hot and cold" comment to Kyle and Jackie O, further arousing suspicions she's not the one for him. Sounds to us like she's a goner!

Emily took to social media earlier this week to complain about her kissing scenes with Sam being cut from their beach date.

And in the preview for next week, Emily storms out of the rose ceremony after the intruders' arrival…


Read more at http://thefix.ninemsn.com.au/2015/08/21/12/27/bachelor-sam-drops-spoiler#bjAWWHkUuc8kcyRr.99there's an audio link there
this is the transcript

Sam: I guess its just one of those things where its ... its all in line with how the date actually played out
and it was one of those ... one of those dates I guess where ... probably you know ...indicative of my relationship with Emily to date .. its always a bit hot and cold
and so there was ahhh ... you know .. we had a nice time together and it was a ... you know it was good to get to know her better but I wouldnt say it had the same sort of passion and physical chemistry that I've had with some of the other girls thats for sure andI guess thats why they didn't show a couple of the kisses

Dan: I wouldnt place any bets on Emily winning this (Maz laughing/cackling loudly in the background)

Sam: Well no mate .. ahh thats your call but ..who knows ... I guess (audio clip ends)
 
I wonder if the confident ones are when she's told to do a one on one to camera and she's rehearsed ... whereas talking with / among the girls or with Sam its not rehearsed so just all blurts out however it comes

she's had lots of practice talking in front of a camera ... she's going to come across as more polished doing that

and about the being more relaxed about it all - maybe that comes from confidence because she and Sam have discussed things and she feels confident in their relationship and has come to terms in her head with the whole sharing the guy thing ... I would really struggle with that whole concept myself ... ther he is gazing into your eyes telling you how special you are and the next minute someone else is coming back from a single date with sparks in her eyes ... I think I'd be pulling faces and smiling behind gritted teeth too ...


this thread we don't really "get into anything" - we're just bantering back and forth ... promise! no biting or hair pulling - no elbows ... eye scratching ... never ever seen it here ... you're safe!!

I say she's just one of those people who are usually quite confident but goes into their shell and gets a bit self conscious when she's around someone she's into. She seems quite vibrant around the other girls but seems to become quite shy around Sam and it got worse as she started liking him more.
 
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Hey man, I'm still quirky! The Bachelor's Heather Maltman walks around town with a Minions lunch box in hand... days after her sexy acting showreel is uncovered
By Karishma Sarkari for Daily Mail Australia

In the past couple of weeks sexy swimsuit snaps and a saucy show reel of The Bachelor's Heather Maltman have come to the surface.

And it seems that the aspiring filmmaker and actress is eager to show she still has that quirky side she so desperately wants to portray to Sam Wood on the reality TV show.

Heather, aka 'H-Bomb', was spotted carrying a Minions lunch box as she left work in Sydney on Thursday,

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Carrying a banana? Quirky Bachelor contestant Heather Maltman was spotted carrying a Minions lunch box as she left work on Thursday


It seems post-show the 29-year-old is back to a 9-5 job, after months spent in The Bachelor mansion.

And it wasn't just Heather's cartoon lunch box that stood out.

The brunette wore a bizarre ensemble consisting of baggy blue and white harem pants, an odd turtleneck with cut outs at the shoulders and a mismatched head scarf.

Heading to her car in black ballet flats, Heather also carried a black puffa jacket as she rushed off to an appointment in the city.

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Back to work: Following The Bachelor it looks like the "aspiring filmmaker" has gone back to a 9-5 role
and MAYBE just MAYBE as an 'aspiring' anything she doesn't have the money to be totally glam and made up
everytime she walks out the door! and maybe she just has a totally quirky style so DEAL WITH IT ...


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Mismatched: The brunette wore a bizarre ensemble consisting of baggy blue and white harem pants, an odd turtleneck with cut outs at the shoulders and a mismatched head scarf
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Unflattering out: H-bomb, as she is also known on The Bachelor, hid her slim figure in the unflattering and baggy combination yep those pants are hideous (soz H-Bomb ... just saying)

The reality TV star was later spotted topping up a parking metre before heading inside a city block for her engagement.

And it appeared she wasn't too sure where to go, checking the board of businesses in the foyer of the building.

Heather's unflattering ensemble seemed a far cry for her casual cool wardrobe on the reality TV show.

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Very different styling: Heather's unflattering ensemble seemed a far cry for her casual cool wardrobe on the reality TV show go figure!

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Not so conservative: The actress also looks very different these days to her sexy personas on her recently unearthed showreel

The slouchy shoulder-less top and baggy trousers is also more conservative to that of her recent bikini shots and sexy show reel.

Shedding her good-girl persona in the three-minute sizzle reel, Heather is seen propositioning a gay couple for sex.

She is seen getting on the bed on all fours and slapping her backside as she looks over her shoulder at the men.

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Topping up the metre: The brunette beauty was spotted paying for her parking before rushing off to an appointment
mannn this is fascinating journalism
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Covered up: She later slipped on a black puffa jacket as she made her way to a meeting


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Lost? Heather was seen checking the board of businesses in the foyer of a city block as normal people who don't work there every day DOOOOO

'You are the expert at this sort thing,' she says coyly in the clip.

In another snippet of her previous work, Heather is seen pouring cream out of a jug all over her chest, as she stands in her underwear.

After covering her matching white lacy lingerie set in the liquid dairy, she jumps on her male co-star as they promote SBS show The Feed's Sex Week.

And the one scene that has fans suggesting Heather may be more than just your average reality star, is her role opposite Logie award winner Rebecca Gibney in the drama Winter.

Viewers first found out about Heather's quirky side when she spoke to Bachelor Sam about her love of super heroes and comic books.

and then they repeated all the clips of her in ads, etc etc nothing new ...

MatrixAU seems to be assigned to getting pics of her ... she obviously knows in the first photo they are there & recognises them ... then she looks like she's thinking God are they still there following me? ... then a resigned "you again" look on her face ... she's being a good sport about being photographed if she isn't the winner ...
 
Is Emily taking a swipe at Sam Wood? Reality star appears to agree with a fan that she 'can do better than' The Bachelor... after teaser reveals her storming off the show
By Laura Evans for Daily Mail Australia

She's been vocal about her dislike of the way she's been edited on Channel Ten's dating show The Bachelor, after being labelled 'the villain'.

And Emily Simms' latest social media comments seem to imply she's less than impressed with heartthrob Sam Wood too - appearing to agree with a fan that 'she can do better' than him.

Fi Hynes took to Instagram on Friday to tell Emily that she 'can do better then [sic] Sam

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Is Emily taking a swipe at The Bachelor? Star appears to agree with a fan that she 'can do better than' Sam Wood... after teaser reveals her storming off the show

The fan then criticised the Tasmanian Bachelor, adding: 'Sam "I'm not sure if I connect"... Your to quiet then to competitive then say too much... Come on Sam sound like your in the indecisive one [sic].'

She continued: 'And the passive aggressive looks from heather and nina at you. Don't hate the pretty one ladies we think ur fab Emily!!.'

Meanwhile Emily responded '@fi_hynes hahahaha! Yep! My thoughts!'
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'Come on Sam sound like your in the indecisive one [sic],' a fan wrote on Instagram on Friday calling out the Tasmanian Bachelor

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Too good for Sam? Fi Hynes took to Instagram on Friday to tell Emily that she 'can do better then [sic] Sam'

A preview teaser of next week's show reveals Emily reaches boiling point and storms out of the rose ceremony - with a catty exchange taking place between her and Nina.

'Maybe someone will get sent home tonight,' Nina can be heard saying in a promotional teaser to the upcoming episode.

While Emily replies: 'Yeah, I think someone will.'

The fiery clip comes after Emily has increasingly been targeted by online trolls for her behaviour on the show.

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'And the passive aggressive looks from heather and nina at you. Don't hate the pretty one ladies we think ur fab Emily!!,' continued the fan passive-aggressive or just any old shot will do really? too bad the fan didn't use the right term anyway ... we'll quote it cos it sounds good cos it has more than one syllable in it ...
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'@fi_hynes hahahaha! Yep! My thoughts!,' responded Emily, pictured with Sarah Mackay on the show

The latest round of name calling comes after Emily and Nina were pitted against each other on Thursday night's go kart challenge.

Winning the contest, a triumphant Emily declared in a piece-to-camera: 'It's so embarrassing for her...Go-karting is awesome, especially when you win.'

And as she sipped champagne with Sam celebrating her Grand Prix win, she tutted: 'I'm not sure how I feel about Nina...There are better people I get on with.'

Fast forward to the end of the show and in a separate piece-to-camera, Emily emphatically declared there was no way Sam could find lasting love with Snezana Markoski despite the pair enjoying an al fresco date making pizzas and smooching.


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Had enough? A preview teaser of next week's show seems to reveal that Emily reaches boiling point and storms out of the rose ceremony - with a catty exchange taking place between her and Nina

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A target: The fiery clip comes after Emily has increasingly been targeted by online trolls for her behaviour on the show

Her outspoken manner prompted a number of Twitter trolls to brand her a 'b***h' while one called her 'grotty'.

Dr Ness wrote the episode reminded them of 'high school b********'.

However, Emily has repeatedly claimed that her behaviour on the show is tongue-in-cheek and all a joke. ummm Emily ...

Her close friend Bec Chin also took to social media to defend her pal, 'I am absolutely horrified to see some of the comments on social media about Emily.

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Defending herself: The 31-year-old has repeatedly claimed that her behaviour on the show is tongue-in-cheek and all a joke

'Do you really think she would have the friends she has from the show if how they're portraying her is really what she is like?

'She actually has a beautiful soul, kind heart and is an extremely loyal person.

'Yes she said all those things they're airing but I'm sure all of us girls said things similar that just aren't being aired because for whatever reason they've chosen their characters for the series and unfortunately Em got chosen to be the "villain" of the series.

'Who's forcing you to make nasty comments? Think twice before you say such hurtful things. Not everything meets the eye on "reality" TV.'

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'She actually has a beautiful soul, kind heart and is an extremely loyal person,' says Bec Chin of her Bachelor bestie

Emily has been portrayed as she show villain this year.

Nasty comments on social media have already led her to speak out, telling this week's TV WEEK magazine: 'I'm not like that at all!'

The brunette beauty says she has been edited to look like a 'mean girl' and is unhappy with how she's been portrayed on the hit TV show.

'They've made me out to look like a b***h!
 
Lol love your comments @crimmy .
I mean to say... don't they know the difference between what someone wears in their everyday life and something for a shoot?
Perfectly normal (if daggy) outfit, doing normal stuff.
Why is it news?
 
Lol love your comments @crimmy .
I mean to say... don't they know the difference between what someone wears in their everyday life and something for a shoot?
Perfectly normal (if daggy) outfit, doing normal stuff.
Why is it news?

Because people like to have preconcieved ideas about other people and when those ideas are wrong it confuses and upsets them.
 
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