We have officially completed our task.![]()
I didn't have to do anything. Just watched the whole thing. Good job, team!

We have officially completed our task.![]()
there's a second part?congratulations on finishing the first video here is the second:
seriously though you linked a video but how many views do we need to get it to?congratulations on finishing the first video here is the second:
Goes to kitchen and secretly hides the real food as @JordanS has actually thrown away the decoy food
(I find the real food and start eating some of it, considering I haven't eaten in a while)
That's it, honey. This is war! *I push Jordan into the pool with the food he threw in it*
*I get out of the pool, dripping wet* Isn't this fun? Isn't this exciting? Isn't this generating ratings? Good golly, I feel like Peetah from The Hunger Games.
*I walk into the kitchen*
Oh really? You don't think me wearing the white hat and you wearing the black hat is doing something to keep both of us alive?
Do I have to spell everything out for you? Haven't you ever seen westerns? The guy with the white hat is the hero, that's me. The guy with the black hat is the villain, that's you. People are likely to cheer for me because I'm a nice guy. They're likely to watch you because you're a battle-axe who throws food into the pool and cops an attitude.
If people out there aren't writing term papers about us right now, I don't know what they're thinking. I get the soundbytes out, you do the crazy things. We both get people talking, I'm just nicer about it.
*thinks the sexual tension is way to high**stares at BigBrotherCritic from afar*