Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
In my case, I tore off some nerves in my left knee riding a BMX as a kid. I can poke it...nothing.
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What would reepbot say?
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Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
My first professional job taught me patience and non head banging...if I was going to bang my head it would have been there. I had to program EFT terminals and the uploading process was crazy. You had to use a paperclip in a special way as well as 5 simultaneous buttons while waiting 10 minutes to see if it worked or not. You had to do it dozens of times per day. In IT you see people who break mice and keyboards frequently, but I've never had the urge.
Columbo
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Jeepers. Sometimes I feel so lucky that I have never broken a bone in my entire life. Bless my natural cautiousness and love of not wanting to be a thrill seeker or anything dangerous like that.
Witty Banter
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On Michael B's Logie tickets it states they are strictly non-transferable. What are the top 5 things people have tried to transfer nosebleed Logie tickets for?
Columbo
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5. A purple car that can drive underwater.
4. A kickboxing frog.
3. A fridge full of pickled onions.
2. The keys to a house full of green and grey rollercoasters.
1. Two hats who are married to each other.
Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
What are the top five aspects of greatness that Leo Beachfit could tailorize a personal greatness program for you?
Columbo
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5. Juggling toy cars
4. Training dragons
3. The laws of the sea.
2. Why Tina Arena is awesome.
1. How to defeat my bitter enemy with the power of kindness..
Witty Banter
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OK, it's the Masterchef final, and I'm rigging it to lose and cook Chocolate Crackles to ensure I lose. What would you cook to beat me at my own game of losing.
Columbo
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burnt toast, and well done steak.
Witty Banter
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I'll see your medium steak and raise you an unrunny eggyolk, split hollandaise and gluggy risotto.
Columbo
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What about a lump of charcoal?
"Come on, Preston, get that luverly charcoal down yer gob! Flippin hoity toity prat."
Witty Banter
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You slip up and save the lump of charcoal through clever plating up on a creative artisan plate.
I seize on it, using Trumpet Lily flowers instead of Zucchini.
Columbo
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Damn me and my genius!
Witty Banter
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The judges said it was perfectly seasoned.
I serve up a quiche with unparbaked pastry and forget eggs. I left them in the blast chiller.
Columbo
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They must be running out of good contestants.
Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
The judges give straight 10s to reepbot's fairy bread, saying margarine distribution was just right, and the crusts well removed. The offset plating sealed it as unforgettable and edgey. Tears well up as he says this is proof that the doubters don't know fairy bread and to dream big.
Columbo
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Guess I'm just too good.
Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
Matt Preston says as much, admiring how you butter and sprinkle both sides of the bread.
My deconstructed fairy bread ends up mostly on the floor.
Columbo
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I suppose I'll be a judge next season.
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