Good moaning OT Thread!
Guess what!
@mutleyp was slumming it in Melbourne last night, while his new boyfriend attended the Logies!
I have some serious inside gossip! Turns out most famous people are a shit load shorter than you think, the Logies WERE NOT LIVE!!!! Mutley was hit on by some aging TV star who was not Ray Martin, Ray Martin is a super lovely man and he and Mutts chatted all the way to the top floor of his hotel in the lift, sort of awkward given Mutley only needed to go half way up, so he dropped Ray off and had to head back down, Mutts accidentally walked onto were the Today show was filming this morning, David Campbell could fit in a shoe box, some random Asian bailed Mutley up and asked "are you famous" and Mutley dumbarse said NO!!!! The girls who are appearing on the Renovation Rumble shows are among the most beautiful women Mutley has ever seen, and while on the phone to me this morning Mutley started screeching "omg OMG
OMG!!!" which made me think he has just seen Russell Crowe, but sadly it was just two labra-fucking-doodles, who were "really really cute".
And that is my Logie scoop!
On to what has been happening in my life, I have just finished two night shifts and my dog shat on the neighbours lawn while on his morning stroll, so I scooped the turd up in a bag, and carried it home like it was a prize.
FML