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Tell me about your oofie woofie @reepbot! *





*Someone is going to find this question offensive. They also find me breathing offensive, so haters gonna hate
 
Tell me about your oofie woofie @reepbot! *





*Someone is going to find this question offensive. They also find me breathing offensive, so haters gonna hate

I really want to find this post offensive but I'm not sure what an offie woofie actually is, so.
 
Tell me about your oofie woofie @reepbot! *





*Someone is going to find this question offensive. They also find me breathing offensive, so haters gonna hate

I have a dog. It is a maltese shih-tzu cross. It is a male and it is nine years old. It loves to bark at and eat geckos. He also barks at people, birds, cars, the rustling of the tree leaves, and disturbances in the force. He loves going on car rides, and he like all dogs he loves walking. But he is a really bad walker because he loves to walk on the right side of the path, which blocks any cyclists or walkers, so you always have to be extra vigilant.

He also loves to lick people. Hands, feet, legs, and faces. He lives to lick. Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lickety-lick.

He likes to chase his squeakies (dog toys that squeak), and he likes to play poker with the boys every Thursday night. No, only joking. I lied about that last part. But wouldn't it be cool if he did play poker?
 
I have a dog. It is a maltese shih-tzu cross. It is a male and it is nine years old. It loves to bark at and eat geckos. He also barks at people, birds, cars, the rustling of the tree leaves, and disturbances in the force. He loves going on car rides, and he like all dogs he loves walking. But he is a really bad walker because he loves to walk on the right side of the path, which blocks any cyclists or walkers, so you always have to be extra vigilant.

He also loves to lick people. Hands, feet, legs, and faces. He lives to lick. Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lickety-lick.

He likes to chase his squeakies (dog toys that squeak), and he likes to play poker with the boys every Thursday night. No, only joking. I lied about that last part. But wouldn't it be cool if he did play poker?

He sounds European to me. Lol. Beautifully described! Say hi to him from me!
 
Top Five Tina Arena Songs:

5. Sorrento Moon

4. Be a man.

3. On the Line.

2. Sixteen Years.

1. Heaven Help My Heart.

Top Five Australian Tv Shows:

5. Seachange

4. The Micallef Programme

3. The Chaser's War On Everything

2. Gruen Transfer.

1. Letters and Numbers
 
So, how does your oofie woofie greet other oofie woofies? Just wondering, cause I find little oofie woofies spur on the larger of the species
 
Have you ever felt like watching a repeat knowing the answers in front of someone?

It's the journey, not the destination.

So, how does your oofie woofie greet other oofie woofies? Just wondering, cause I find little oofie woofies spur on the larger of the species

It prefers smaller dogs. It is more cautious around some larger dogs after it got bitten by one on Christmas Day.
 
Top 5 mystery tv tropes

Top 5 posters on here who I like and think are very awesome:

#1(a) The guilty party ALWAYS returns to the scene of the crime. ALWAYS.

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5. @Anti-Gretel
4. @Anti-Gretel
3. @Anti-Gretel
2. @Anti-Gretel
1. @Anti-Gretel

......honorable mention = @Anti-Gretel
......lifetime achievement = @Anti-Gretel
......most improved = @none_of_you
......most appealing = @the_1_with_biggest_tittays
 
Top 5 mystery tv tropes

5. Wrong guy gets arrested.

4. The summing up.

3. Some amatuer makes the cops look like fools.

2. Smeone threatens the eventual victim in a room full of people.

1. The lightbulb moment.

Top 5 posters on here who I like and think are very awesome:

5. @Sweetgeek

4. @Witty Banter

3. @Lucas

2. @Tuxie

1. @Inigo Montoya

Awwwwwww. Thank you. I think you are pretty awesome too. :happy:
 
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