Well, darling, if you're up yourself, you're clearly smarter than me! Or at least more flexible.

Well, darling, if you're up yourself, you're clearly smarter than me! Or at least more flexible.
Too smart...
maybe in some areas. but you can't be smart at everything. just not possible.
That second gif is messing with my head.I'll see your Taylor and raise you one complete unknown bimbo with moves. Excellent moves.
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And this is just ridiculous. Surely...
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I went and had a look at them yesterday, but they did not have them in my size... So I've ordered them and the assistant said they should be in sometime next week. I did try on the size 9 tho just to check how they looked on and I am content with how they look....I'd live in them all winter. did you get them, Inigo?
Who?Zayn has left One Direction. How can anyone ever be happy again?
You might have missed him say that Priya was so 2014![]()
As Travis would say, this news is MASSIVZayn has left One Direction. How can anyone ever be happy again?
Zayn has left One Direction. How can anyone ever be happy again?
Matt Lauer is under police protection.
That is some serious exorcist shit
sorry 1D fans but.....WHO THE HELL IS MATT LAUER.
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE.
ZAYN HAS LEFT ONE DIRECTION.
ZAYN HAS FUCKING LEFT 1D.
LIFE HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE.
Will this signal the demise of One D? Will Jeremy Clarkson's departure from the Beeb signal the end of Top Gear? I wasn't a fan of One D or Clarkson but I do hope it isn't the end of either concern.Zayn has left One Direction. How can anyone ever be happy again?
Will this signal the demise of One D? Will Jeremy Clarkson's departure from the Beeb signal the end of Top Gear? I wasn't a fan of One D or Clarkson but I do hope it isn't the end of either concern.
I admit that I have sung many tunes from 1D. I'm hopeless when it comes to boy bands, a foolish sucker, so yes, I am a little sad for 1D (plus Zayn was the hottest)