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What would AntiGretel say?

I sit at the science lunch table. There are all-but-one vacancies. Can other lunch tables declare themselves?

Technically, NO ONE sits at the science lunch table, or in its chairs

See, there is a cushion of air between those who feel as if they are seated, and the seats which they appear to be nestled against

But, sadly, NO

Air separates us from each other and every other thing

You sat at the air table, with Science enthusiasts,,,who, if history is any indication, are filled with hot air

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I like the nerd factoid that all the electrons, protons and neutrons of all the people on the planet would fit into the size of an apple were it not for the space in-between. Before you ask, I presume the apple is average sized.

Apparently through common ancestry, we are more closely related to fungus than apples, so maybe that should be a medium-sized toad stool.
 
I don't trust either fungus or octopi. I triple check they are truly dead before eating.

I wouldn't trust octopi either....way too smart and tricky. I know this from eighth hand experience.
Fungus on the other hand....keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em yesterday's lunch. Now where's @bleachydude to give me the KABOOM TISH.
 
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