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General O/T Chit Chat Thread
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Kismet
This IS me.
The commercial had a voiceover saying Move over, Mr. Sheffield!
You have made me want to download all of Vanderpump Rules now!
Life is far more fun in the gutter!
My son came over yesterday arvo, and I showed him the BBB pics of Inigo, and he says "yep I know her". I'm thinking "I knew it!!!" So he private messaged her on facebook, and it wasn't her! Ha!
I was so sure, I wanted my son to send her the BBB pics or the link just to be sure but the ingrate said "you're not bringing me into your world of weird".
They say everyone has a doppelgänger, and I swear to God I have seen I M's. In fact until I see a selfie of her sitting in front of her computer screening the BBB site a small part of me will always think my son once partied with her in Sydney, and she was just too ashamed to admit to him that she has a online persona.
I was so sure, I wanted my son to send her the BBB pics or the link just to be sure but the ingrate said "you're not bringing me into your world of weird".
They say everyone has a doppelgänger, and I swear to God I have seen I M's. In fact until I see a selfie of her sitting in front of her computer screening the BBB site a small part of me will always think my son once partied with her in Sydney, and she was just too ashamed to admit to him that she has a online persona.
Hey guy!
I wrote Mutley a Forumistmas Carol!
You need to sing it to Rudolf!
You know Timmy and Theo and iJake and Lucas. Pornstache and Consuela and Madonna and Jordan, but do you recall, the most famous gay man of all....
Bong, bong, bong
Mutley the OT gay man
Had two very shiny balls
And if you ever saw them
You would see they were quite bald
All of the other gay men
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Mutley
Join their dirty gay man games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Trala came to say
Mutley with your balls so bright
Grow some hair, it will excite
Then how the gay men loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Mutley the OT gay man
Grease your arse till its slippery!
Hahahajajajajajajaja!
I wrote Mutley a Forumistmas Carol!
You need to sing it to Rudolf!
You know Timmy and Theo and iJake and Lucas. Pornstache and Consuela and Madonna and Jordan, but do you recall, the most famous gay man of all....
Bong, bong, bong
Mutley the OT gay man
Had two very shiny balls
And if you ever saw them
You would see they were quite bald
All of the other gay men
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Mutley
Join their dirty gay man games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Trala came to say
Mutley with your balls so bright
Grow some hair, it will excite
Then how the gay men loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Mutley the OT gay man
Grease your arse till its slippery!
Hahahajajajajajajaja!
Bags not me. Too kinky.
I needs to get shit done, so instead Im laying here with a facemask....
I'll do it!
But first, given that I am still laying in bed, Mutley is gonna need to stick a cracker in my clacker.
I need to get last minute Xmas shite.[DOUBLEPOST=1419199959][/DOUBLEPOST]
Selfie time babe.
it goes so white that makes me look like I have jaundice in eyes!
Selfie! Selfie!
I look like early morning phlegm! Humiliate yourself and I will humiliate myself. No filters, just early morning horror heads!!
You go first...
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