MADONNA
Scalp collector
Hello my dears.
I thought I'd hang around a bit longer this year but witnessing the past week has convinced me otherwise.
But WHAT A SEASON IT HAS BEEN. I had even more bitches pressed than last year and all I had to do was say "Praise Prisus"... amazing! So affected by me CASUALLY CARESSING the KEYBOARD and hitting POST REPLY were they that some of them even tried to contact a Housemate's employer!
The nerve!
The hilariously SLOPPY cover up by some members of the DAVID THREAD COVEN to make this.... individual... look sane was even more THINSPIRING.
Calm down, ladies. It's a forum, not the fucking UNDERGROUND RAILROAD.
Of course there have been so many new members this year. COOL! I don't remember you but goodbye.
My condolences to those I've shaded.
As usual, I'll probably forget who half of you are by next August and we'll all be BFFs
Stay pressed xo
Love,
MEMBER OF THE YEAR 2014
MADONNA
I thought I'd hang around a bit longer this year but witnessing the past week has convinced me otherwise.
But WHAT A SEASON IT HAS BEEN. I had even more bitches pressed than last year and all I had to do was say "Praise Prisus"... amazing! So affected by me CASUALLY CARESSING the KEYBOARD and hitting POST REPLY were they that some of them even tried to contact a Housemate's employer!
The nerve!
The hilariously SLOPPY cover up by some members of the DAVID THREAD COVEN to make this.... individual... look sane was even more THINSPIRING.
Calm down, ladies. It's a forum, not the fucking UNDERGROUND RAILROAD.
Of course there have been so many new members this year. COOL! I don't remember you but goodbye.
My condolences to those I've shaded.
As usual, I'll probably forget who half of you are by next August and we'll all be BFFs
Stay pressed xo
Love,
MEMBER OF THE YEAR 2014