Ok... so I go through phases with fashion, right now Im all about bowties, ties, and tie bars... so I ordered a tie bar I saw on line... I am also very OCD, so I have an app that you enter your tracking numbers and it monitors the shipping through various couriers... When I was out today I missed one, saw the card when I got home, looks at my app, checked the tracking number, YAY tie bar is in.... trot off the the local post office to pick it up... the parcel is bit bigger than I though... cool It must be in a fancy box... possibly lined with faux suede or something... makes me even more excited, so I do what I have never done before, start tearing open the package before I even leave... BIG Mistake, I must of mixed my tracking orders up and labelled it incorrectly, because it wasn't a tie bar at all.... it was... a SEX TOY, which I am now standing in the middle of the post office holding because my inner child was too impatient to wait until I at least got into my car