Priya Appreciation Society

AntiGretel said:
Speaking of pussy, i remember my first week of 39 months in prison recently

And next to my cell was a 65 year old african american who was there 9 years awaiting an appeal to his murder conviction

He asks me" hey school boy, have you jerked off yet?"

And i answered truthfully, "not since arriving in here, no"

And he taught me a trick:

He told me to get a roll of toilet paper and remove the cardboard centre

Then, dunk the roll of sheets in warm water, and put my cock in the hole in a psuedo fucking motion

He added" boy, after a couple days fucking that, you aint EVER goin back to pussy .. it dont talk back to you, it dont ring you, it dont cost you no money..."

Considering the only other advice was to find a soft, old and non complaining senior guy, the toilet roll was and still surpasses any snatch.
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If you prefer fucking wet toilet roll over a vagina then you've been going with the wrong girls
 
Shinigami said:
I feel sorry for the forum members who are 'awesome site donors' and are fans of other evicted housemates besides Priya, who had to experience the crossing-out of the face of their fave....only to have Priya's computer enhanced halo (sans cross on her face) shoved down their throats. Give them their money back Forum Rangers:ninja:
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