jessy_girl
Well-Known Member
It's just me, the gardener and a turkey baster.
Obviously I wouldn't let anyone who has to wear gloves for a living touch me, so he had to deposit in the baster.
I stood over him and supervised, whispering disgusting things in his ear like "Snowballing" and "Centrelink".
What about marrying your plastic surgeon and having youth and beauty on tap? They wear gloves for a living.