General O/T Chit Chat Thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
pornstache said:
I have never been so pissed off in my life...

I just made the TRAGIC decision of buying a bbq roasted chicken from woolworths today for an insulting price of $11. While I am about 80% sure this chicken was Ethiopian as there was literally nothing to it, I am more so pissed off at the fact it was bathed in about 3L of chicken juice that had the nice eau de toilette scent of stale fart. My innocent nose was not prepared for such stench when I opened up the bag containing the chicken. Not only this, but this anal discharge juice seeped through the whole fucking chicken so now not only does my chicken smell like shit, my hands, my clothes, my apartment and my future firstborn child will now reek of shit also.

In essence, do not buy a roast chicken from woolworths EVER
Click to expand...

Their chicken ALWAYS smell like fart! I would sue for emotion distress and olfactory assault
 
Lucas said:
That's because the alarms were set to:
HOTTIE ALERT!
Click to expand...
413.gif
[DOUBLEPOST=1415516410][/DOUBLEPOST]
pornstache said:
The stench alone could be considered a hate crime towards woolworths customers
Click to expand...
Maybe its a coles conspiracy?? :eek:
 
pornstache said:
I have never been so pissed off in my life...

I just made the TRAGIC decision of buying a bbq roasted chicken from woolworths today for an insulting price of $11. While I am about 80% sure this chicken was Ethiopian as there was literally nothing to it, I am more so pissed off at the fact it was bathed in about 3L of chicken juice that had the nice eau de toilette scent of stale fart. My innocent nose was not prepared for such stench when I opened up the bag containing the chicken. Not only this, but this anal discharge juice seeped through the whole fucking chicken so now not only does my chicken smell like shit, my hands, my clothes, my apartment and my future firstborn child will now reek of shit also.

In essence, do not buy a roast chicken from woolworths EVER
Click to expand...

Rofl yes they do have fart chicken!!

Try red rooster 2 chickens for $20. Gotta be better.
 
pornstache said:
Where did you buy your wallet from?? When I worked in retail, our best trick to prevent people from stealing wallets was to hide a soft tag in them. But sometimes we forgot to remove them haha
Click to expand...

I got it from Tommy Hilfiger online, but I had it for awhile, today was the first time, for some reason I kept thinking it was my phone
 
the Theorist said:
There are a handful of people who do continue to post (mostly here in The Lounge or in a few surviving threads up above) but for the most part it goes really dead. Almost as soon as the day after the Finale, the posts just start dying off and it goes quiet... and sad.
Click to expand...

cry.gif
 
Trala said:
It happened ONE FUCKING TIME!!!

Hey sorry to go a bit skinny Oprah, but I have an opinion, and if I don't share my opinion I break out in a rash, so for my haters, please don't blame me for the judgmental self righteousness, it is a condition, if I don't say it, I itch for hours!!

To address the giant elephant in the room (and l am not talking about Caspersmum's fat arse), to me a forum is a condensed version of real life. But without the important cues of effective communication ie tone and body language, so typed words are often misconstrued.

Just like in real life, relationships are formed, some are strong, some don't stand the test of time, some are fun, some are based on indifference and some are down right toxic. Aspects of your personality will change according to the forum subject you are responding to. Some situations will bring out your funny side, or your serious side, your judgmental side, your goofy side, your fragile side, your sensitive side and some will unleash your inner cunt. Forum relationships can bring out the best and the worst in us and that's okay.

It's okay to disagree, it is okay to want to respond if you disagree, or feel you have been mocked or disrespected or had your feelings hurt and it is okay not to like people. When dealing with these situations some of us will use direct communication, some use more elusive "some people" statements to get their point across, some will use cyber threats, some will name call and some will take the dignified option and say nothing. We all deal with confrontation or hurt differently and that too is okay, as long as you apologize for heat of the moment threats/spite/inappropriateness later. We are flawed and sadly we don't behave as we should all of the time. That's life.

Just as in life, I don't believe those awkward moments define you, it is how you move forward from them that does. We are all unique in our personalities and the forum flavour we bring. Some of us are sweet, some of us are bland, some of us are interesting, some of us are strange, some of us are bold, some of us are horrible, some of us are funny, some of some of us are bitter, and some of us are down right fucking crazy, and that's okay.

I can't think of one person who I would like to see leave this forum and who doesn't bring an interesting flavour. There is enough room for all of us.

And let's face, a good forum battle every now and then injects a bit of spice. It can't be rainbows, unicorns, oral sex, butt plugs and skid marks all the time can it?!

It's time for some OT make up sex!

Get some hot man gifs happening boys!!!!
Click to expand...

kiss.gif
 
I spent the day recovering from the migraine. Note to all: do not go on the trampoline the day after a migraine, no matter how much you feel the headache is gone and all is well cause you slept till 12pm. I'm here to tell you, all is not well, and said jumping will lead to a horrendously throbbing head and resurgence of the bastard headache and nausea you thought were gone.
 
the Theorist said:
There are a handful of people who do continue to post (mostly here in The Lounge or in a few surviving threads up above) but for the most part it goes really dead. Almost as soon as the day after the Finale, the posts just start dying off and it goes quiet... and sad.
Click to expand...

I only discovered the other forums this year. Last 2 years I was only in the BB forum.

Like you said I am someone who goes after the finale. I will probably come in here now that I know where you all are :)
Life takes a lot of time though :( I have just made a "Sorry no time" post in my blog. I can't keep up.

While BB is on I don't do many things I usually do, but I will have to catch up 😣
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top