Is David a Merman?

[natalia]

I mean come on guys I thought it was SO obvious!
He is feeling a bit like a fish out of water in the BB house!

He's RIGHT THERE!!!


All these threads about DAVID. I thought it was finally time to expose the truth!


DAVID IS A MERMAN. He's hot, clever, and a total babe!

Also why do you guys think he's alone in the spa most of the time?? PEOPLE CANT FIT IN THERE WITH HIS MERMAN TAIL urgh.

What colour do you think it is??
Will David ever expose his true identity?
DISCUSS


Fuck you haters

 

[Gemini]

No you're wrong. David is a werewolf.

And a direct descendant of Mussolini.

 

[Deleted member 39902]

Nice work! You've solved the whole issue. He doesn't have one, so he can't, and isn't all those previous assassinations.

 

[delcan]

I mean come on guys I thought it was SO obvious!
He is feeling a bit like a fish out of water in the BB house!

He's RIGHT THERE!!!


All these threads about DAVID. I thought it was finally time to expose the truth!


DAVID IS A MERMAN. He's hot, clever, and a total babe!

Also why do you guys think he's alone in the spa most of the time?? PEOPLE CANT FIT IN THERE WITH HIS MERMAN TAIL urgh.

What colour do you think it is??
Will David ever expose his true identity?
DISCUSS


Fuck you haters

That even looks like Shavid in all his new buffness.

I think he is blue.

Maybe his beard grows when he is out of water too long?

 

[madambec]

The eyes are right.

 

[delcan]

Nice work! You've solved the whole issue. He doesn't have one, so he can't, and isn't all those previous assassinations.

I see your avi there, I think you knew this all along, Bluefin. Well played

 

[natalia]

That even looks like Shavid in all his new buffness.

I think he is blue.

Maybe his beard grows when he is out of water too long?

That IS david.

Once he was seen out of the water an artist took the opportunity to DRAW HIM!!

He was then approached by David who said, CHANGE MY FACIAL FEATURES or else I'll slap you with my fins.

So he had to alter the image a bit so Davids true identity could remain hidden.


ALSO. BB does know about this. That fish they got cat to slap Lawson with is a descendent from Davids under the sea water friends.
David was SO devastated when he found out that his fishy friend was used to slap lawson.

 

[Deleted member 39902]

I see your avi there, I think you knew this all along, Bluefin. Well played

Thanks declan. Us marine dwellers have to stick together, especially being awkward out of the water 'n all that. Lots of hammerheads around. LOL

 

[MADONNA]

 

[Inigo Montoya]

here is a rare sighting of David off the coast of Israel. Also there is an entire made up documentary about Davids people out there on the net made by Animal Planet.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Could this be David?

 

[Benzini Gasolini]

I think he is..Isn't his stage name Ethel?