Sandra should leak a sex tape

[MADONNA]

 

[Fiona]

There's VIDEO......dear god

I read the description and all I could think of apart from the health aspect of it was the absurdity of getting into positions so as to actually do it. I can honestly say I have learned something new today.

 

[Fiona]

Who's the mover in the bedroom?

 

[MADONNA]

Who's the mover in the bedroom?

JESUS.

 

[Fiona]

JESUS.

His other name would be...

 

[pornstache]

 

[SomeName]

...
I can't wait to dirty sanchez the lot of you xo

That's basically ATM. NBD.

 

[Miiiiike]

I can't wait to read her next novel that involves a girl performing the ALABAMA HOT POCKET

@jessy_girl keen to try?

Rofl!!!!!!!

 

[MADONNA]

 

[jessy_girl]

@jessy_girl keen to try?