General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[Knock_Loudly]

I just really need a root tonight, not even gonna hide it guys.

Why don't you come to @Lucas's house and we will see what we can do!

Oh.

Update please!

 

[MADONNA]

Ps @MADONNA - I can still MC but I can't guarantee there won't be any pepperoni quips.

You're sitting at Kruger's table

WHO. IS. THIS?

I don't KNOW but OMG RIGHT?!

 

[penelopepitstop]

WHO. IS. THIS?

No Loos on speedboats

 

[Knock_Loudly]

G'day all, didja know it's Bisexual awareness week? At least it is in the US, but this is the kind of week that I'll happily roll with. I celebrated by eating cake and once again considering coming out to my parents, but I'm still too chicken-shit. Sometimes I think I'll be off and married to some girl before they even have a clue...

Do you mind if I ask how old you are? Do you live in a rural area?

 

[the Theorist]

Guys I'm 98.9% sure that's def Zac.

I spent half my teenage years masturbating to him, I would know that body anywhere.

 

[MADONNA]

Guys I'm 98.9% sure that's def Zac.

I spent half my teenage years masturbating to him, I would know that body anywhere.

Zac is too much of a RUNT to look like that WET GOD.

 

[penelopepitstop]

Zac is too much of a RUNT to look like that WET GOD.

Don't think he means Corset Zac

 

[MADONNA]

Don't think he means Corset Zac

No Zac Efron

 

[penelopepitstop]

No Zac Efron

I'm sooo unhip (slaps self) yep I know who you all mean now

 

[Miiiiike]

Aren't you married?

Coz married men don't jerk off?

Da wifey works daytime today and tomorrow so unfortunately when I arrive home from work with my manly urges I must take care of them myself.

 

[Lucas]

Wedding to @Lucas ?

You mean I'm not getting married and this whole thing was mistaken identity?...

I am so confused right now.

So it's Madge and Dion's wedding not mine and @mutleyp?

 

[MADONNA]

Coz married men don't jerk off?

Da wifey works daytime today and tomorrow so unfortunately when I arrive home from work with my manly urges I must take care of them myself.

I can help you with that

 

[Miiiiike]

I can help you with that

Sure. When I reach about day 3 im pretty much willing to let anyone help.

 

[MADONNA]

Sure. When I reach about day 3 im pretty much willing to let anyone help.

 

[Lucas]

Coz married men don't jerk off?

Da wifey works daytime today and tomorrow so unfortunately when I arrive home from work with my manly urges I must take care of them myself.

Is it wrong that this turns me on?

 

[the Theorist]

Sure. When I reach about day 3 im pretty much willing to let anyone help.

Don't even tell us this.

 

[Miiiiike]

Ha! Just don't expect the favour to be returned sorry.

 

[Lucas]

Ha! Just don't expect the favour to be returned sorry.

I can live with that

 

[Miiiiike]

Is it wrong that this turns me on?

You used to be so innocent. @MADONNA has corrupted you.

 

[MADONNA]

Ha! Just don't expect the favour to be returned sorry.

Like you'll have a CHOICE.

PILE ON, GURLS.