Episode Day 15 (22/09/2014) Monday Night Live #2

[Illabeth]

When Lisa talks i hear blah blah blah

All I hear is "Wah wah woh wah wah"

 

[MADONNA]

I am eating some of those peanut butter cup things and I can feel my body getting fat in inappropriate places

 

[Mrs Butterface]

Yup. Poor guy, Tim really went at him, he no happy, Jan.

I don't reckon it's because he shaved. I think moreso he's seeing how shallow these people are. He's only had the beard for 9 months.

 

[Cowie]

Tim has called Dave "Toby Maguire" twice already, and just then Sonia did it. They're trying to make it happen, but it's not going to.

His sister posted a photo last week of him clean shaven and said people say he looks like Toby Maguire.

 

[Jam]

Lisa's sad tits are the window to her age lies.

I'd be sad if I were Lisa's tits, too.

 

[inumeenu]

Tim has called Dave "Toby Maguire" twice already, and just then Sonia did it. They're trying to make it happen, but it's not going to.

Nope.

I prefer Andrew Garfield anyway

 

[Crazy Sam]

Does anyone else the feeling that if/when gemma gets evicted by the other housemates this week that she'll go down guns blazing and tell them all to go fuck themselves instead of the usual hugs and kisses?

 

[Dozer01]

What kind of voice are you using to say that?

Let me know the highlights. (Oops - replied to wrong post - sorry)

 

[ElevateJay]

Have we addressed that the housemates are going to know they are the strongest couple when they are saved?

 

[starry_eyes]

That stupid tacky bling eye on Sonia's microphone......

 

[GROOVER]

Next week: In Memorium tribute to David's toenails (everyone's got to clip their nails eventually, but y'know David favouritism)



Sonia used a handheld mic on dancing with the stars, if I know correctly? Maybe she's just not used to presenting without something to hold (Perhaps a DWTS viewer can chime in and confirm/deny?)

Yeah a diamonte hand held mic.

 

[delcan]

David looks like a dead carcass.

 

[Mrs Butterface]

Tim has called Dave "Toby Maguire" twice already, and just then Sonia did it. They're trying to make it happen, but it's not going to.

David said it about himself in his audition and on the OS. That's where they're getting it from

 

[kxk]

There's honestly something really uncomfortable about it all, isn't there?

Absolutely, shallow bastards - and I detest beards, but WTF doing 160 for hair removal???

 

[the Theorist]

He seems very self conscious... he'll be ok in a day or two.

I think more the fact that the decision was forced upon is the problem, regardless of what they're telling us. He was definitely talked into it and I don't believe he was really willing to do it.

 

[Tuttle]

What kind of voice are you using to say that?

Had a bit of a "Jan" tinge to it from here.

 

[natalia]

Hahahahha gemma aint gonna fit in that shiz

 

[Willoughby]

Does anyone else the feeling that if/when gemma gets evicted by the other housemates this week that she'll go down guns blazing and tell them all to go fuck themselves instead of the usual hugs and kisses?

That would be a good couch interview.

 

[el'coopo]

Sonia's dress reminds me of kermit the frog :/

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Oh that's so mean to make Gemma stay in that house for as long as possible.