Skye & Jake appreciation thread

[rifles]

The Big Brother editors have to work overt time to make these two look like a compatible couple, Jake is so not here for hooking up with Skye...

The only way I will like this pairing if it ends up with Jake breaking Skye's heart and giving him the jerk edit.

 

[Miiiiike]

What the hell was up with those lyrics anyway Jake? (I bet the centre of your centrefold is stuck together anyway.. ).

Always with the dirty jokes you are.

 

[Insomniac]

Always with the dirty jokes you are.

The joke is only dirty if your dirty mind interprets it that way
I sure wouldn't dream of offending your delicate little sensibilities

 

[Longers]

Does anybody have a bucket?

 

[Electric]

Okay, well I heard she has a boyfriend - i therefore no longer ship.