Couldn't agree more! they always have that plotting look in their eyes!This is why I'd never own one of the demonic creatures.
Oh motherfucker.... Told my dad I'd take him and my mum out for dinner Monday night for fathers dad and her bday, just realised it's BB launch night.
Do I cancel dinner, or record BB and watch later?
Starts at 8:40pm doesn't it? Maybe take them out a little earlier saying you've got something important that you've double booked, otherwise move it to Saturday or Tuesday.Oh motherfucker.... Told my dad I'd take him and my mum out for dinner Monday night for fathers dad and her bday, just realised it's BB launch night.
Do I cancel dinner, or record BB and watch later?
Damn that's F'd up!
So I went for drinks with "The guy". Second time. Went okay except..
The guy has a passion for fixing cars in his spare time.
He went into great detail about an Aston Martin.
I was like
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for over an hour.
I only got home about 30 mins ago from his place.
I hope he meets a car-loving fag soon~~
Ohh umm I think I have THE perfect guy for him, not even kidding, the whole masc knowing how to fix a car is a turn on, talking about it for hours is not!
You're fucking my partner are you?!
Exactly! Wow we bonded for a second, anyway a friend of mine is exactly the same, restores old cars, car obsessed, I rear ended someone a few months back (don't be rude) I almost cried due to money to fix it, meant I couldn't buy clothes, he had the same and almost cried because his "baby" wouldn't be the same! HIS BABY? As long as it gets me to a to b and looks good, I couldn't give a fuck about whats underneath the hood, they be perfect!..... Did he get hard talking about the car?
OH MY GOD!
He sounds like he would be perfect for my partner!
My partner even has a scrap book of picture of cars he has found in magazines! He subscribes to EVERY boring car monthly mag there is, and he almost cried real tears when his favourite Mopar monthly mag got canned!
OH MY GOD!
He sounds like he would be perfect for my partner!
My partner even has a scrap book of picture of cars he has found in magazines! He subscribes to EVERY boring car monthly mag there is, and he almost cried real tears when his favourite Mopar monthly mag got canned!
Like I always say, claim explosive diarrhoea, no one ever questions itPlease, I'd take multiple cats over a singular human baby any day of the week.
Just tell your parents you'll meet them at the restaurant but never turn up because you're watching BB, that's what I would do anyway. Maybe with a cover story of being sick.
Like I always say, claim explosive diarrhoea, no one ever questions it
Exactly! Just say got IBS, honestly no one ever wants to know, and plus you can't smuggle in the dildos internally if you have loose bowels, soThat's my excuse for work sick days.
They must think I have 'the shits' every 1-2 months.
It's good because there's no follow up questions - "oh how is the diarhhea going?"
That's my excuse for work sick days.
They must think I have 'the shits' every 1-2 months.
It's good because there's no follow up questions - "oh how is the diarhhea going?"
Like I always say, claim explosive diarrhoea, no one ever questions it