Post BB - Housemate Antics 2013 - Part 2

[camerashy1]

I probably am fairly tolerant - the manager likes to let himself into my unit without knocking and seems to spend a lot of time watering the tree at my front window.

 

[littlebear]

Between this thread and the last battle on The Voice I'm dying here.

Okay, WHAT was that?

You could drop all those pesky u's...color is hard...and put the z back in organise and realise

I would love to drop the u's, but I'm actually used to the s's now. I don't know, maybe I just won't troll after all.

 

[Straight Edge Society]

I want @littlebear to speak like the detectives from True Detective. I love a good Southern accent.

I'll try and tick them off, see if their inner Woody Harrelson shows up.

 

[prufrock]

OMG prufrock you btich are a horrible womyn. You must be just like hitler. I know their are many of you who hate you and only five of them are my other personalities so I know im not alone dont be afrade to speak out. I laughed and also had a bit of reflux from the 12 bottles of vodka i'd just consumed when you accused me. Kepp pretending your sherlock but I know the real truth. Your're nothing but a bitch and a sad excuse for a investigater.

*hiccup*

That's not fair @Consuela! The English teacher that still lives in me just wants to get out the red pen. It's like taking an alcoholic to the pub
Who's the btich now?

 

[smurfette]

Speaking of Fizzie, does anyone remember when Fizzers (the lolly) were good? Man, the ones they make these days are awful

Were they like Wizz Fizz?

 

[littlebear]

OMG prufrock you btich are a horrible womyn. You must be just like hitler. I know their are many of you who hate you and only five of them are my other personalities so I know im not alone dont be afrade to speak out. I laughed and also had a bit of reflux from the 12 bottles of vodka i'd just consumed when you accused me. Kepp pretending your sherlock but I know the real truth. Your're nothing but a bitch and a sad excuse for a investigater.

*hiccup*

Your way to good at this.

 

[prufrock]

Okay, WHAT was that?




I would love to drop the u's, but I'm actually used to the s's now. I don't know, maybe I just won't troll after all.

Trolling for fun has to be the definition of masochism. It's bad enough when you're being sincere.

 

[Mooseface]

OMG prufrock you btich are a horrible womyn. You must be just like hitler. I know their are many of you who hate you and only five of them are my other personalities so I know im not alone dont be afrade to speak out. I laughed and also had a bit of reflux from the 12 bottles of vodka i'd just consumed when you accused me. Kepp pretending your sherlock but I know the real truth. Your're nothing but a bitch and a sad excuse for a investigater.

*hiccup*

Two funnie. Yer. Proof rock you bittsch.

 

[prufrock]

Were they like Wizz Fizz?

Yes! Yum. Were there also lemon balls that had sherbet inside?

 

[Straight Edge Society]

Who needs reality TV when you've got this Forum.

Live Feed - check
Drama - check
Bitchiness - check
Romance - check
Comedy - check
Weirdos (I'll take that one) - check

The only one I don't get is romance. Who is getting their romance on?

 

[Mrs Butterface]

Okay, WHAT was that?

haha I have no idea. I started laughing from about 15 seconds in and then when they kept showing the reactions of the coaches I full on lost it. By the time she was on the ropes and sang the word breathe I was done. That was a crazy mess.

 

[delcan]

Were they like Wizz Fizz?

Wizz Fizz wrapped in chewiness

 

[Mooseface]

The only one I don't get is romance. Who is getting their romance on?

Consulaeare and leetle Baer are getting it awn

 

[smurfette]

Yes! Yum. Were there also lemon balls that had sherbet inside?

I don't remember those - but I do remember Sherbies, which were orangish (back when cobbers were 2 for 1cent, and 5 cents worth of mixed lollies set you up for the day)

 

[Consuela]

Speaking of Fizzie, does anyone remember when Fizzers (the lolly) were good? Man, the ones they make these days are awful

YES!

Who else loved them so much that half the time they just ate the little bit of paper that always got stuck?

 

[Gemini]

With that title comes great responsibility. And broad shoulders. And a thick skin. And balls. May the force be with you.

Well I have one of the four requirements? Is that okay? Apparently you need less than that to lead in Australia.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Does anyone remember cobbers? I loved them!

...yuuuuuuum!... I used to love them!... those were the days of wagon wheels being a big size and 'Uncle Sam' underarm deoderant lol!... cheers.

 

[Straight Edge Society]

Consulaeare and leetle Baer are getting it awn

I see you have gone from Baileys to Everclear

 

[Gemini]

OMG prufrock you btich are a horrible womyn. You must be just like hitler. I know their are many of you who hate you and only five of them are my other personalities so I know im not alone dont be afrade to speak out. I laughed and also had a bit of reflux from the 12 bottles of vodka i'd just consumed when you accused me. Kepp pretending your sherlock but I know the real truth. Your're nothing but a bitch and a sad excuse for a investigater.

*hiccup*

Cannot stop laughing. My favourite post ever.

 

[smurfette]

...yuuuuuuum!... I used to love them!... those were the days of wagon wheels being a big size and 'Uncle Sam' underarm deoderant lol!... cheers.


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