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BBB 2013 Awards!!!

The10thDoctor said:
we forgot one award

The Arse Kissing Back Slapping Thread Award

I nominate this one
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Feeling left out Doc?....fishing for some love perhaps....

How about "The most negative poster who makes you wonder why they bother watching the show or comment on it....."

Or "The WTF thread"...of which I could nominate half of yours..........

Adjust those self-prescriped meds Doc and we'll see you next year..............:D
 
billywow said:
Feeling left out Doc?....fishing for some love perhaps....

How about "The most negative poster who makes you wonder why they bother watching the show or comment on it....."

Or "The WTF thread"...of which I could nominate half of yours..........

Adjust those self-prescriped meds Doc and we'll see you next year..............:D
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If i wanted the opinion of a pain in the arse i'd ask my wife. And everything thread and post i made was on topic
 
TraLa said:
Oh go have a Snickers, fatty. You are a joyless pain in the arse when you're hungry!
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I aint Hungry! was a bit hung over though after being at the AGT after party. Fed us like kinds, so wont be hungry for a week. and i aint that fat!! but thanks for your concern.
 
TraLa said:
Just voted!

Best Avatar Award
Well I have to say el'coopo given the fact she is my 2nd BFF and her avy is one of her snot infested kids.
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awwww thanks :) If you had Billy as your av, then you would have gotten my vote :D
 
el'coopo said:
awwww thanks :) If you had Billy as your av, then you would have gotten my vote :D
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And this is why these awards are pointless.

I have voted on what i think are best in each category. Some of my votes went to people i thought were total gronks, but they were still the best in their category.


This is like a school SRC vote.
 
The10thDoctor said:
And this is why these awards are pointless.

I have voted on what i think are best in each category. Some of my votes went to people i thought were total gronks, but they were still the best in their category.


This is like a school SRC vote.
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And yet here you are and voting.

Is this your way of trying to rally last minute support for the Outstanding Troll Award? Because if it is, you are failing miserably. You are as dangerous and intimidating as snot bubble.

Oh and at 5'8 and over 100kg, newsflash doc, you're fat!
 
The10thDoctor said:
And this is why these awards are pointless.

I have voted on what i think are best in each category. Some of my votes went to people i thought were total gronks, but they were still the best in their category.


This is like a school SRC vote.
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So, when are the real awards categories going to be posted?

These are the joke categories - right?

Since this is a joke, I vote Derspatz in all of the categories - he never sucks up anyone's arse at least, even if I hate him.
But - he never posts in BB threads - so many of you have never met him, same with Mud, Eliza and Harley, and many more.


Just award the live feed updaters, the owners, photoshoppers - with an actual present, ie bottle of champers or something.

10th Doctor did you get my Lotus ref?
And do you have your tickets for the 24 November?
 
kxk said:
So, when are the real awards categories going to be posted?

These are the joke categories - right?

Since this is a joke, I vote Derspatz in all of the categories - he never sucks up anyone's arse at least, even if I hate him.
But - he never posts in BB threads - so many of you have never met him, same with Mud, Eliza and Harley, and many more.


Just award the live feed updaters, the owners, photoshoppers - with an actual present, ie bottle of champers or something.

10th Doctor did you get my Lotus ref?
And do you have your tickets for the 24 November?
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Good on him. I come to BEHIND BIG BROTHER to post about BIG BROTHER primarily. The other threads seem like a good hangout to occupy time in the off season.
 
kxk said:
So, when are the real awards categories going to be posted?

These are the joke categories - right?

Since this is a joke, I vote Derspatz in all of the categories - he never sucks up anyone's arse at least, even if I hate him.
But - he never posts in BB threads - so many of you have never met him, same with Mud, Eliza and Harley, and many more.


Just award the live feed updaters, the owners, photoshoppers - with an actual present, ie bottle of champers or something.

10th Doctor did you get my Lotus ref?
And do you have your tickets for the 24 November?
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Instead of pissing and moaning through your pathetic sarcasm, then doing absolutely nothing about it, why didn't you be proactive as we have seen billywow, The Theorist and Consuela do and share your suggestions and thoughts when this idea was forming?

You come into a thread, which in essence has been a celebration of new friendships formed, laughter and the highs and lows of what has been a great BB season with your snide comments and fucked up attitude and try to kill the forum joy. Why would you do that?

Like always, you take what you think and make it fact and like always you are wrong. Uncle Bernie has posted in the BB forum, as did Eliza before she took her forum vow of indignant silence. And since when do you hate Derspatz? Some of your last jibberings regarding him had you refer to him as your adored uncle.

The awards will go to the people who receive the most votes, don't hate because you are viewed as a pathetic zit on the forums arse and there is no category for that.

Oh and Consuela, if it is not too late for title suggestions regarding the award categories, I would like to suggest a Pathetic Zit on the Forums Arse Award. And my vote goes to kxk.
 
TraLa said:
Instead of pissing and moaning through your pathetic sarcasm, then doing absolutely nothing about it, why didn't you be proactive as we have seen billywow, The Theorist and Consuela do and share your suggestions and thoughts when this idea was forming?

You come into a thread, which in essence has been a celebration of new friendships formed, laughter and the highs and lows of what has been a great BB season with your snide comments and fucked up attitude and try to kill the forum joy. Why would you do that?

Like always, you take what you think and make it fact and like always you are wrong. Uncle Bernie has posted in the BB forum, as did Eliza before she took her forum vow of indignant silence. And since when do you hate Derspatz? Some of your last jibberings regarding him had you refer to him as your adored uncle.

The awards will go to the people who receive the most votes, don't hate because you are viewed as a pathetic zit on the forums arse and there is no category for that.

Oh and Consuela, if it is not too late for title suggestions regarding the award categories, I would like to suggest a Pathetic Zit on the Forums Arse Award. And my vote goes to kxk.
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OK I just read the last 10 or so pages of the "Today I.." thread. Do all these people know each other IRL?
 
bleachy_dude said:
OK I just read the last 10 or so pages of the "Today I.." thread. Do all these people know each other IRL?
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I don't think so.

I only joined last year but from what I have been able to piece together, there is a group of misfits which consisted of a middle aged pot bellied balding man, a gaggle of middle aged women who adore him and another gaggle of middle aged women who loathe him, and then there is kxk, who is like the weird shaped piece that just doesn't fit in the puzzle. While BB was on hiatus, this group of misfits basically interacted on a daily basis and it appears it became a retarded forum version of Survivor. As members dwindled and were voted out, there was only Derspatz, the 3 Derspatz lovers, the 3 Derspatz haters and kxk left. Now we are down to the final two which consists of Uncle Bernie (Derspatz) and kxk, I am not sure who I am rooting for because quite frankly I would rather kill myself than root either...
 
TraLa said:
I don't think so.

I only joined last year but from what I have been able to piece together, there is a group of misfits which consisted of a middle aged pot bellied balding man, a gaggle of middle aged women who adore him and another gaggle of middle aged women who loathe him, and then there is kxk, who is like the weird shaped piece that just doesn't fit in the puzzle. While BB was on hiatus, this group of misfits basically interacted on a daily basis and it appears it became a retarded forum version of Survivor. As members dwindled and were voted out, there was only Derspatz, the 3 Derspatz lovers, the 3 Derspatz haters and kxk left. Now we are down to the final two which consists of Uncle Bernie (Derspatz) and kxk, I am not sure who I am rooting for because quite frankly I would rather kill myself than root either...
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At the risk of being labelled a back slapping ass kisser...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
TraLa said:
Just voted!

BBBA Member of the Year
Conseula

BBBA Thread of the Year
Live Feed Update

Most Loyal Supporter Award
From all the Nutters I had to choose from in the Jade Appreciation thread I felt Angel was a stand out Nutter. Angel really posted like an angel. She never got angry or psychotic which is rare in a true BB stan, and for me it was both refreshing and disappointing at the same time.

Most Fickle User Award
Got to be Mikidiki. I love him 4 eva - no hang on, I hate him, no I love him, nup hate him. I liked reading you miki.

Most Respected User Award
Caspersmum

Most Missed User Award
It's a tie between Kingston and Eliza, obviously for very different reasons

Outstanding Troll Award
This is such a special award. "Troll!!" is a word that has been indignantly squealed at me since I first joined forums, so it is with honour that I hand my nomination points to Madonna. The frenzy you could whip up through gif was awe inspiring. Ha!

Outstanding Transition from Lurker to Poster
Bleachy Dude

Best Moderator Award
Goon by a country mile. My favourite moments are where he hissy fits and locks the thread, seriously too funny. My least favourite is Brekky purely because he bans me at any opportunity.

Best Avatar Award
Well I have to say el'coopo given the fact she is my 2nd BFF and her avy is one of her snot infested kids.

Best Alias Award
die_tully_die. The fall out from that seriously had me giggling like an unstable Mental Health patient with a dead guinea pig.

Sexual Tension Award
As much as I sought it, I never had one taker for my webcam offers! So it is with sadness it wasn't me. I can't think of any sexual tension! If there was some, PM me links!! Oh and remember I can be oiled and in front of my webcam in under 4 minutes....

Fiercest Bitch Award
I am actually a huge fan of fierce women. But sadly I am not sure if any of these members is a sporting a penis or a vagina. Just in case they play for my beloved Team Female, I find sergie, Inigo Montoya and Connoisseur to be passionately fierce when articulating their convictions. Whether I agreed or not, they were always a good read.

Grey Matter Award
Sergie

Special shout out to the people who "got" me, you know who you are. The rest can go fuck yourselves! Ha!

Thanks for a great season, and for those who migrate away during the off season, take good care of yourselves. I look forward to doing it all again next year.
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Pfft... No mention of me anywhere??? Come on... If it wasn't for me you'd have lost interest during the off-season...
 
Kingston said:
Pfft... No mention of me anywhere??? Come on... If it wasn't for me you'd have lost interest during the off-season...
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You didn't even fucking read it, did you?!

TraLa said:
Just voted!

BBBA Member of the Year
Conseula

BBBA Thread of the Year
Live Feed Update

Most Loyal Supporter Award
From all the Nutters I had to choose from in the Jade Appreciation thread I felt Angel was a stand out Nutter. Angel really posted like an angel. She never got angry or psychotic which is rare in a true BB stan, and for me it was both refreshing and disappointing at the same time.

Most Fickle User Award
Got to be Mikidiki. I love him 4 eva - no hang on, I hate him, no I love him, nup hate him. I liked reading you miki.

Most Respected User Award
Caspersmum

Most Missed User Award
It's a tie between Kingston and Eliza, obviously for very different reasons

Outstanding Troll Award
This is such a special award. "Troll!!" is a word that has been indignantly squealed at me since I first joined forums, so it is with honour that I hand my nomination points to Madonna. The frenzy you could whip up through gif was awe inspiring. Ha!

Outstanding Transition from Lurker to Poster
Bleachy Dude

Best Moderator Award
Goon by a country mile. My favourite moments are where he hissy fits and locks the thread, seriously too funny. My least favourite is Brekky purely because he bans me at any opportunity.

Best Avatar Award
Well I have to say el'coopo given the fact she is my 2nd BFF and her avy is one of her snot infested kids.

Best Alias Award
die_tully_die. The fall out from that seriously had me giggling like an unstable Mental Health patient with a dead guinea pig.

Sexual Tension Award
As much as I sought it, I never had one taker for my webcam offers! So it is with sadness it wasn't me. I can't think of any sexual tension! If there was some, PM me links!! Oh and remember I can be oiled and in front of my webcam in under 4 minutes....

Fiercest Bitch Award
I am actually a huge fan of fierce women. But sadly I am not sure if any of these members is a sporting a penis or a vagina. Just in case they play for my beloved Team Female, I find sergie, Inigo Montoya and Connoisseur to be passionately fierce when articulating their convictions. Whether I agreed or not, they were always a good read.

Grey Matter Award
Sergie

Special shout out to the people who "got" me, you know who you are. The rest can go fuck yourselves! Ha!

Thanks for a great season, and for those who migrate away during the off season, take good care of yourselves. I look forward to doing it all again next year.
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SO are we having an awards ceremony with red carpet, long acceptance speeches being cut off by the orchestra, drunken gate crashers and a rockin after party (well different after parties for different 'levels' of forum celebrity A list, B list)... etc?

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There seems to have been a recent influx of votes for [MENTION=355]derspatz[/MENTION] for the troll category. I wonder why... :rolleyes:
 
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