Jam
I don't like it
Blagh.... it's been a week.
Any fuckerism I'm not aware of? I tried... I really tried to appear sober; I failed. And I'm failing now - 38 hours and I'm back in the saddle. Much garlic, vino and cheese in the next 18 hours. I promise.
Then I'm gonna fart at the bastards who stole my weekend. Sucked in.
Well, hello, sailor!