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Ed is a deadset prick.

Cleopatra25 said:
I swear Ed could be an axe murderer and Jade would say, "Aww, isn't he so cute!"
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Look at him with that crazed look in his eye, wearing a human head as a hat, with a finger resting against his lip like he knows he has done something wrong ... like a naughty little boy. Aww, that is adorable. I think this is the moment I just fell in love with him.
 
Tim wanted to talk to Ed about priorities, gamesmanship or not trying to be enemies or whatever important issues had to be discussed (doesn't really matter), but what mattered to me was that through the whole episode, Ed kept flinging his water container in the air and catch it and repeat this over and over. Now I realise, he had no ball available and being a little boy, he needs something to play with.
I personally find it rude and disrespectful if a person I'm having a conversation with, disconnects my line of vision ie with his eyes with such silly antics.

Recently I saw the great David Beckham chomping feverishly on his fingernails while watching the F1 race in Singapore. I have made some progress in my studies regarding the chewing of fingernails, in DBs case at that moment it meant, don't talk to me - I'm trying very hard to concentrate.

Our Prince Charming Ed isn't quite that easy to read, perhaps his fingernail-chewing-language is further advanced, more sophisticated.
The two lovebirds aka JadEd whose relationship has improved as I'm told, were having a little convo... Ed sitting, his fingers lodged firmly between his teeth, Jade standing, facing him saying something, to which Ed replied something unintelligible since whatever it was had to make its way past and through his fingers and teeth, however, Jade agreed with him and moved closer bending slightly to kiss him.
Now to anyone who has made a study of the art of kissing it would have been obvious that Jade's lips aimed straight for Ed's lips - as it should be considering their relationship is now going places - but alas there was an obstruction, reminiscent of a building site right in front of Ed's lips. Yes, those damn fingers with their irresistable fingernails.
But Jade, the loyal, faithful, loving creature was not perturbed or caught off guard, in one fluent movement she avoided the building site and planted that well deserved peck on Ed's cheek. All the while Ed kept chomping away... Jade looked as happy as a puppy... oh, the love, the romance, the sincerity, the intimacy.

I ask again because it's doing my head in, is Ed an alien?
 
[MENTION=30121]Dystopia[/MENTION] One of the reasons I never get what he's saying is because I'm always distracted by his over the top body language. What was even more odd about that ridiculous nail chewing bedroom scene was Jade's completely unfazed, content behaviour. It was the final straw for me. I've lost hope for that girl.
 
tilliii said:
[MENTION=30121]Dystopia[/MENTION] One of the reasons I never get what he's saying is because I'm always distracted by his over the top body language. What was even more odd about that ridiculous nail chewing bedroom scene was Jade's completely unfazed, content behaviour. It was the final straw for me. I've lost hope for that girl.
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I am so happy that you saw that too, I felt so lonely for a while, doubting my own faculties of perception. You are a brave one you are, I dare not even mutter my serious doubts as to the balance of the mind of 'that girl'. I have friends over there in the temple of Jade and if word gets through, I fear they might strap me onto the altar of sacrifice instead of the bleeting lamb they bred and reared especially for that purpose. So please, mum's the word...:D
 
I wonder if anyone will be brave enough to chuck a banana at him when he gets evicted. Very easy to sneak in a banana and it's guaranteed a laugh.
 
ODN said:
Look at him with that crazed look in his eye, wearing a human head as a hat, with a finger resting against his lip like he knows he has done something wrong ... like a naughty little boy. Aww, that is adorable. I think this is the moment I just fell in love with him.
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This is exactly what irks me so much about Jade, she's been told more than once by Ed that he doesn't want a relationship but keeps pushing it relentlessly, anyway. If she had a shred more dignity she'd listen and not think wearing Ed down is going to make him feel the same way she does. I swear he seems only to be returning her hugs and kisses because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings but if he was really the nice guy he pretends to be he'd back off. I really want to like Jade because she does seem sweet, like tonight when she and Mikkayla were talking in the back yard, but right now I just want to reach through the television and give both of them a big meaty slap across the face.
 
It's such a shame Ed never got to play those cardsssss. I wonder what cards he had in mind exactly. Shame we will never know about Ed's genius card playing ability.
 
tilliii said:
It's such a shame Ed never got to play those cardsssss. I wonder what cards he had in mind exactly. Shame we will never know about Ed's genius card playing ability.
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I'd love to know what game he's playing, Blackjack? Texas Hold'em? Solitaire? Go Fish? coz it certainly isn't BB.
 
Longbow said:
I'd love to know what game he's playing, Blackjack? Texas Hold'em? Solitaire? Go Fish? coz it certainly isn't BB.
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Since none us have a clue what he was talking about, it was most likely genius plans! Again, shame we will never know.
 
tilliii said:
It's such a shame Ed never got to play those cardsssss. I wonder what cards he had in mind exactly. Shame we will never know about Ed's genius card playing ability.
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I didn't realize that he said it so many times that it wasn't time to play his cards. It was funny
 
ed is such a hypocrite. He's going on about tim not voting for boog to stay yet ED PUT JADE UP FOR EVICTION AND HE WAS HOOKING UP WITH HER HE IS SUCH A PRICK. .
 
I doubt that Ed would think he would be allowed to even take someone into the Garden of Eden. so maybe BB hinted to him about it.
anyway this special date with Jade will be shown on the Daily show, and he will get save votes from JadED thinking they are so lovely together now. BB doesnt want Ed to leave, so he will get good edit again
 
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