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Psychic Predictions for Big Brother 2005

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Brainless's Psychic Predictions for Big Brother 2005




1. Gretal Killeen will have a wardrobe malfunction and we will see a nipple slip.

2. A fire will be accidentally started in the house.

3. A girl's hands will purposely touch the genitalia of a guy.

4. Bert Newton will visit the house for a day .

5. There will be violence , a punch will be thrown and it will come from a girl.

6. Mike Goldman's receding hairline will miraculously fill in.

7. There will be a bout of food poisoning occurring and someone will be blamed .

8. Someone will refuse to wash themselves for a week.

9. Another pseudo footballer will enter the house , but will be booted out after a couple of weeks.

10. there will be a really fat woman in there , who thinks she can sing like an Idol.

11. We will be bored shitless watching them.




OK what are your predictions ?
 
the bb05 production team plan to increase ratings by raising the houses' "sex factor"

They fail miserably and bb5 is the last production
 
Oh , how could I not see this earlier


1. Big Brother official site will shit itself on the day the housemates enter.

2. Big Brother official site live streaming will not work properly.

3. Big Brother official site will be nothing more than a barage of crap advertisements for all those foolish enough to be sponsors .

4. Big Brother official site will have no forum ( again )

5. Big Brother official site updates will be so old that we will think they were still talking about Ryan and Monica.

6. Big Brother official site will have an update on Ryan and Monica, as if we care ?
 
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1 (and only) Brainless will live up to his name and bore everyone on the forum silly with his inane comments and senseless dribble. true.

Remember this prediction because this is the one that will surely come true.
 
Ha Ha Chopper , so true , so true

Oh well, one of the predictions had to come out right.
 
Rolly will enter the house and kill the most stereotypical housemate
 
lol

the wit of an alley cat.

I predict that this year, we will have sex starved single mothers that will do anything to get their mugs on TV and will surely bore asutralian viewers with their hopeless attemjpts at bedding the Football star!
 
Judging by the account of brainless' friend, none of the housemates will be boring
 
An 18 year old trailer trash extrovert bimbo will enter the house with the sole purpose of winning the million to buy her ma a new caravan. She will be completely oblivious to her incessant idiotic questions and nasal blatherings, and will skank up the place wearing nothing but a mini skirt and boob-tube. Her tits will always be 1 cm from falling out, and she will claim to be her ma's little angelic virgin. 13 year old boys will abuse the free 24/7 broadband footage. 3 weeks in she'll start wearing tracksuits and 6 weeks in and her unmistakable muffin top will be proof that she has a bun in the oven. She'll miraculously make it to the top 2, win BB5, and the secret will be that the winner only gets a kick in the arse (but only coz Kris Noble has taken the million and re-appropriated it to his salary increase). Ma will never get her new caravan.
 
Donnie , is that you or a new director's cut of you ?

Did the bunny tell you that ? Hey you already know who has won don't you , you astral/ time traveling / bicycle riding dude :rolleyes:
 
donnie_darko said:
An 18 year old trailer trash extrovert bimbo will enter the house with the sole purpose of winning the million to buy her ma a new caravan. She will be completely oblivious to her incessant idiotic questions and nasal blatherings, and will skank up the place wearing nothing but a mini skirt and boob-tube. Her tits will always be 1 cm from falling out, and she will claim to be her ma's little angelic virgin. 13 year old boys will abuse the free 24/7 broadband footage. 3 weeks in she'll start wearing tracksuits and 6 weeks in and her unmistakable muffin top will be proof that she has a bun in the oven. She'll miraculously make it to the top 2, win BB5, and the secret will be that the winner only gets a kick in the arse (but only coz Kris Noble has taken the million and re-appropriated it to his salary increase). Ma will never get her new caravan.
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The first half of that describes Kim, the loud-mouthed country lass who told racist jokes.

She missed out on the caravan, too.
 
Ok might as well make up some more rubbish

1. There will be 36,798 audible farts in BB5 ( I want a volunteer to count and confirm this for me , please )

2. There will be no intelligent conversations whatsoever , unless you count 32,546 of the audible farts

3. Gretel Killeen will fall asleep whilst on the show and start snoring through her huge proboscis
 
Brainless, I think I'll print out your predictions and stick em to the fridge, then tick each one as they come true. they are all spookily feasible. In fact, post a few more, and we won't have to watch the series!
 
Big Brother up late will continue to cut to an ad when the convesation gets good.
 
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