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Every time Ben talks to himself.
Every time someone complains about find Katie and Lucy's hair extensions everywhere.
Every time Mikkayla cackles.
 
Any time that any housemates refer to Mikkayla as a cat or having nine lives.
 
- Tully and Drew are in the same shot together
- Tahan says "I can beat so and so"
- The sisters are seen in the same outfit
- Jades screentime equates to pining after Ed
- Any time Mikkayla or Jade are swapped with the Thursday save
- Any time Tully is annoyed at someone/something
- Mikkayla brings up her insecurities
- Jade says she's not good enough for Ed
- The sisters give Tahan 4 points for eviction
- Tahan gives sisters 4 points for eviction
- Ed's screentime is him working out
- Mikkayla's screentime is cooking something
- Tahan is looking at herself in a mirror
- Tully chews Drew out and he ends up apologizing for it
- Mikkayla gossips about Tahan or Tully
- Tahan or sisters complain about each other
- Tully wails and screams when someone is evicted
- Everyone bitches that Tully is putting it on the hysterics when someone is evicted
 
Anytime Clooney asserts dominance over Ben.

Anytime you literally have to look away or audibly groan when Jade does something Ed-related.

When you see a hint that maybe Ben could be awesome possibly.

Ed encourages Jade's obsession.
 
I would need to start attending AA immediately just on the Tully ones and add every time Ben says "love" and I am a goner!
 
Isn't it obvious that he is bluffing and trying to put the fear of God on the housemates so as to avoid been nominated?

Yes. All whilst trying to fool the public into voting tosave him so they can see him unleash this *imaginary* hell on the house!
 
Anytime Ben expresses surprise or consternation using words not in common usage since Nana's heyday.
 
Isn't it obvious that he is bluffing and trying to put the fear of God on the housemates so as to avoid been nominated?

Yes. Silly fitness dork and his equally unintelligent twin brother think their plan for Ed to pretend to have a secret and to kiss girls, when he clearly finds them yucky, will work. dummies.

By cards he means penises. And by sleeve he means anus.

*feigns shock* are you saying he doesn't like girls? ;)
 
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