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HOUSEMATE ED (because i'm shallow)

Melore said:
Is it wrong if I like Ed and Drew, too? In all these years of BB there has never been a tall dark handsome man to my taste and now there are two. So purty.
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You and me both honey! LOL! I want them both to get it on with each other! :D

Ed is a real sweetie and seems very easy going - definitely will be the Josh of this year!
 
mutleyp said:
Ed rhymes with Bed and Head... just sayin'
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Mutts lusted after a housemate called Ed
He often fantasied about him in his head
He imagined Ed dancing and twerking
His hips thrusting and jerking
While Mutts happily fapped away in his bed!
 
mikidiki said:
You and me both honey! LOL! I want them both to get it on with each other! :D

Ed is a real sweetie and seems very easy going - definitely will be the Josh of this year!
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Oh let's hope Ed doesn't acquire a malignant growth like Josh did. The dreaded AVAnoma.
 
Melore said:
Is it wrong if I like Ed and Drew, too? In all these years of BB there has never been a tall dark handsome man to my taste and now there are two. So purty.
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Drew has that grunge look going for him. But if his hair really does stink? *shudder*
 
Grillzz said:
PS, anyone for Sex Ed?

(If this thread is half as entertaining as the Ray thread last year, I'll... I dunno, I'll be happy I guess lol).
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I will repeat what I said in last night's Daily Show thread.

I get the feeling Ed would be a very powerful lover. ;) With strong, forceful thrusts... unfff...
 
OH MY GOD.

I just want him and his twin to tag team me until my vital organs can't take it any more.
 
Melore said:
Is it wrong if I like Ed and Drew, too? In all these years of BB there has never been a tall dark handsome man to my taste and now there are two. So purty.
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mikidiki said:
You and me both honey! LOL! I want them both to get it on with each other! :D
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They're reading our threads again...

Was this a reference for us?

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TraLa said:
Mutts lusted after a housemate called Ed
He often fantasied about him in his head
He imagined Ed dancing and twerking
His hips thrusting and jerking
While Mutts happily fapped away in his bed!
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I am very impressed with your synonyms and pop culture references trala
 
TraLa said:
Mutts lusted after a housemate called Ed
He often fantasied about him in his head
He imagined Ed dancing and twerking
His hips thrusting and jerking
While Mutts happily fapped away in his bed!
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I learnt about twerking on vine, have you used it trala. I am literally addicted to it, I think I have to delete the app from my phone...
 
Jumpy1 said:
I am very impressed with your synonyms and pop culture references trala
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What can I say?

I'm just too hip to be square.

(I just ruined it right there, didn't I?!)
 
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