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Topaz said:
Lol!!!!

I don't know TraLa, they say it happens in 3's.... just one more and it will be over!!!
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I have another ipod incident for you. I was going on my walk so I clipped my ipod on but I hadn't put the ear buds in, and I went to the loo. As I was hooking up to power walk, I noticed my ear buds were soaking wet - yup, pissed on my own ear buds then put them in my fucking ears!!!!

See bad things do happen to bad people.

;)
 
TraLa said:
I have another ipod incident for you. I was going on my walk so I clipped my ipod on but I hadn't put the ear buds in, and I went to the loo. As I was hooking up to power walk, I noticed my ear buds were soaking wet - yup, pissed on my own ear buds then put them in my fucking ears!!!!

See bad things do happen to bad people.



;)
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Let's call that number 3!!!! Lol!!!
It should be fine for a while.
Try hanging some garlic around the house to get rid of any negative energy and make yourself a garlic brooch. Lol!!!

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Topaz said:
Let's call that number 3!!!! Lol!!!
It should be fine for a while.
Try hanging some garlic around the house to get rid of any negative energy and make yourself a garlic brooch. Lol!!!
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Oh Topaz!

It's like you don't know me at all!

I thrive on negative energy!

Ha!
 
TraLa said:
Hey I will share my status update for yesterday with you. The 2.5 posters in here who like me will get a giggle, the 347 posters in here who hate my guts will find joy in my predicament, so it should be win/win for everyone!

Well I have been through what can only be described as a First World Ordeal!

My dog somehow managed to swallow one of my hairs (from my head people, keep it clean) and about halfway through our walk today he is in all sorts of trouble trying to shit it out. He has a dog shit attached to what looks like fishing line hanging out his arse. After much jiggling and shaking it becomes apparent to me that I have to pull this thing out! So carefully using forefinger and thumb I pull the hair from his arsehole and manage to get dog shit all over my digits in the process, I wiped what I could on the grass, but still brown remained. A normal thinking person would assume the horror ended there, but sadly it was going to get worse.

Given that I am half hour from home I have no choice but to keep on trucking. All I need to do now is remember that I have dog shit on my finger and thumb and not touch anything, how hard can that be? 15 minutes later while completely immersed in my music and the beautiful day, I can smell dog shit, takes a further few minutes to register the possible danger at hand. I look down and I have smeared dog shit like skid marks all over my ipod! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

At this point I just have to pray I didn't touch my face or put my fingers in my mouth, because let’s face it, if I am going to learn anything from this ordeal, it has to be that I can’t trust my own memory! I guess if I suddenly start foaming at the mouth tomorrow or randomly sliding my arse across the mat I will get my answers.
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...lolol!... I have to ask TraLa... (I just can't help myself sometimes)... the album that you were listening to on the IPod... it wasn't the Rolling Stones album called 'Sticky Fingers' by any chance? ;) ...


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...the song 'Brown Sugar' springs to my mind for some reason ;) ... it was the number one hit from the album when released... just curious lol!... cheers.
 
Nah not Brown Sugar, although it would have been more fitting.

I am more your Top 40 sort of gal.
 
TraLa said:
Hey I will share my status update for yesterday with you. The 2.5 posters in here who like me will get a giggle, the 347 posters in here who hate my guts will find joy in my predicament, so it should be win/win for everyone!

Well I have been through what can only be described as a First World Ordeal!

My dog somehow managed to swallow one of my hairs (from my head people, keep it clean) and about halfway through our walk today he is in all sorts of trouble trying to shit it out. He has a dog shit attached to what looks like fishing line hanging out his arse. After much jiggling and shaking it becomes apparent to me that I have to pull this thing out! So carefully using forefinger and thumb I pull the hair from his arsehole and manage to get dog shit all over my digits in the process, I wiped what I could on the grass, but still brown remained. A normal thinking person would assume the horror ended there, but sadly it was going to get worse.

Given that I am half hour from home I have no choice but to keep on trucking. All I need to do now is remember that I have dog shit on my finger and thumb and not touch anything, how hard can that be? 15 minutes later while completely immersed in my music and the beautiful day, I can smell dog shit, takes a further few minutes to register the possible danger at hand. I look down and I have smeared dog shit like skid marks all over my ipod! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

At this point I just have to pray I didn't touch my face or put my fingers in my mouth, because let’s face it, if I am going to learn anything from this ordeal, it has to be that I can’t trust my own memory! I guess if I suddenly start foaming at the mouth tomorrow or randomly sliding my arse across the mat I will get my answers.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are a treasure, Tra!! Albeit a smelly one!
 
CaspersMum said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are a treasure, Tra!! Albeit a smelly one!
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Hello Cheekyface!

Hope you are living your dream. I miss the stupidness and can't wait to get back in the forum trenches with you and create some mayhem!

Every evil genius needs a half witted sidekick!






p.s. Just so we are clear, I am the evil genius, you are the half witted sidekick...

Ha!
 
TraLa said:
Hello Cheekyface!

Hope you are living your dream. I miss the stupidness and can't wait to get back in the forum trenches with you and create some mayhem!

Every evil genius needs a half witted sidekick!






p.s. Just so we are clear, I am the evil genius, you are the half witted sidekick...

Ha!
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Oh yes of course I am. Sorry what were we talking about again? LOOK SOMETHING SHINY!
 
Oh my God!

I am so sick of my hair and decided a change is a must, so I am getting it cut into a short bob today and I am so nervous I feel sick!

Talk about First World Problems!

Please please please oh great God of hair, make it a success, I simply can't be funky in Melbourne next week with bad hair!
 
TraLa said:
Oh my God!

I am so sick of my hair and decided a change is a must, so I am getting it cut into a short bob today and I am so nervous I feel sick!

Talk about First World Problems!

Please please please oh great God of hair, make it a success, I simply can't be funky in Melbourne next week with bad hair!
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The best thing about bobs is that a good hairdresser can cut it a few different ways to suit just about every face shape. But, with your luck at the mo, i'd steer clear of getting a chocolate brown dye job! ;)
 
el'coopo said:
The best thing about bobs is that a good hairdresser can cut it a few different ways to suit just about every face shape. But, with your luck at the mo, i'd steer clear of getting a chocolate brown dye job! ;)
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Ha!

I have never had a bob, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out.
 
TraLa said:
Please please please oh great God of hair, make it a success, I simply can't be funky in Melbourne next week with bad hair!
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To those of you non believers, turns out there is a God of Hair (I know! I am as shocked as you are!).

And she must love me because I am sporting the cutest bob of ALL TIME!
 
TraLa said:
To those of you non believers, turns out there is a God of Hair (I know! I am as shocked as you are!).

And she must love me because I am sporting the cutest bob of ALL TIME!
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YAY!! And just in time for the weekend. I hope you get taken out somewhere nice to celebrate mothers day & show off your new do :)
 
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YAY!! And just in time for the weekend. I hope you get taken out somewhere nice to celebrate mothers day & show off your new do :)
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Not to be, I am working both Saturday and Sunday. My son took me out for breakfast on Wednesday as we were having a shared day off. I got my mothers day pressie early too!

My son usually buys me earrings, in fact he has bought me every pair I own (although in fairness, for many years it was me giving him the money for said earrings), but this year he bought me two bangles and a Lynda La Plante novel for Melbourne.
 
TraLa said:
Oh my God!

I am so sick of my hair and decided a change is a must, so I am getting it cut into a short bob today and I am so nervous I feel sick!

Talk about First World Problems!

Please please please oh great God of hair, make it a success, I simply can't be funky in Melbourne next week with bad hair!
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TraLa said:
Ha!

I have never had a bob, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out.
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TraLa said:
To those of you non believers, turns out there is a God of Hair (I know! I am as shocked as you are!).

And she must love me because I am sporting the cutest bob of ALL TIME!
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...lol!... I'm happy that your new hairdo worked out so well for you TraLa... just out of curiosity does your hairstyle resemble any of these?... (tee hee!... sorry TraLa... but the little bastard in me made me do it!;))... cheers.


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Oh my God!

First and foremost, you have way too much time on your hands and secondly, Ha! Hahahahahahahahaha! Nothing like waking up and being greeted by 6 different hideous versions of your own face! I am guessing this is why no one, outside Derspaz, dares to post picture... It did really make me laugh, and realise at the same time that any thoughts of going darker need to be forever banished from my mind!

But in actual fact my hair is quite similar to the bottom left. The colour is almost identical however the cut is just a smidgen longer.
 
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