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Shouldn't laugh, but no way would one of us svelte ones have fallen in such an ungainly manner. She is a bit of a heifer, imo. I'm allowed to say that cos I do not have a penis.
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Shouldn't laugh, but no way would one of us svelte ones have fallen in such an ungainly manner. She is a bit of a heifer, imo. I'm allowed to say that cos I do not have a penis.
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aajptt
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How did you meet him?
And Maui is like Yoda, don't feel bad..
And Maui is like Yoda, don't feel bad..
If only, but Im not cut out for ungodly hour airport dash on no sleep anymoreAtleast I know where to go next time!
OMG I just saw the Julia Gillard fall, hilarious!
Surely you have heard of nodoze? It was invented for this very reason!
Plan B - have some drinks & text him?
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bonnie
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Much better feeling already
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aajptt
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Shouldn't laugh, but no way would one of us svelte ones have fallen in such an ungainly manner. She is a bit of a heifer, imo. I'm allowed to say that cos I do not have a penis.
Someone needs to tell her about wearing dangley weighty earrings, much in the same way someone needs to tell Stacey about her cameltoe.
Those earlobes freak me out, Heebie Jeebie style freaked
Well, that sucks.
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bonnie
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Same, but I don't think anyone tells Julia anything...Tim would just have to fight his way through the lobes to blow in her ear.
LOL! But, please for the love of God & my poor brain, don't turn all the posts into Yoda speak! (Poor mr coops took me years ago to the cinema to watch the prequel & all he got was a thousand questions "So, which one is that again? But the kid becomes the bad guy? So the kid doesn't grow up to be Luke Skywalker? Guess who got sent out for a popcorn run!
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aajptt
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Play your cards right tonight Theo and you may be plan b, I'm only saying that so Madonna gets jealous..
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bonnie
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haha second son is a Star Wars freak, I think he spoke Yoda before he constructed a proper English sentence. And the whole prequel thing, too hard!
Shouldn't laugh, but no way would one of us svelte ones have fallen in such an ungainly manner. She is a bit of a heifer, imo. I'm allowed to say that cos I do not have a penis.
It was like a sack, HILARIOUS!
Mr coops is already trying to turn Mr 3 into a hardcore fan. He better be prepared to become an interpreter for me!
Mr coops is already trying to turn Mr 3 into a hardcore fan. He better be prepared to become an interpreter for me!
One wise man like maui, yoda is.
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bonnie
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He was my masseur, so next client next flirt, but was nice all the same
So he stroked more than your ego? Aww Mut, if only you had another few days there.
LOL noooo noooo thats seedy, if that was happening my mind would be thinking "How many times have you done this today", instant turn off!!
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aajptt
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Hahahahaahahahaha.
I did wonder, knowing that you are classy young fellow
I did wonder, knowing that you are classy young fellow
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