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aajptt said:
Bloody donut king eating Lorna Jane shirt wearing mothers club, they have got their full sized cottontails in a twist. The are playing the I posted more saccharin than you so I have more empathy and Therefore better than you. Seriously take that fake.sincerity to the bubhub forum where that shite belongs.
Its where they like to gloat in their sigs when they starfished with a chronology.


I'm hiding in here with the cool group...
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LOL! So, so true!! And don't forget the glittery fonts!!
 
el'coopo said:
god dammit! I just had to look up "moor". I feel all unworldly. *sigh* That's what I get for only reading NW & not actual fancy books.
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Did you get a geographical moor or a large dark-skinned gentleman-type Moor, Laurence Fishburne in Othello mmmmmmmm
 
I have this girl who comes into work she's about 14 or 15. She gets on the computer and I close at 6 and she'll get off the computer dead on 6 and THEN go pick out her DVDs. After the first time I started saying to her at 5:45 "if you want to pick out DVDs you need to turn the computer off and go pick them out" It worked. She shut the computer down and got her dvds and left dead on 6. The other night I said to her the same and she didn't go near the dvds. 5:58 I told her to shut the computer down and she ignored me, she was still typing at 6:01 so I turned the lights off. She did hotfoot it out.

Tonight I said to her at 5:45 "M?" (I've worked out she makes out she hasn't heard you) she says "yeah" in a snappy tone I said "if you're getting DVDs you need to go pick them out" she said yep. At 6:01 I told her to shut the computer down and she kept typing and I said "did you hear me M?" In my mummy tone. So she gets off the computer and doesn't shut it down and THEN heads up to the DVDs thinking she's getting herself some DVDs! OMG I could have strangled her. I'd already shut the circ computer down so she didn't get to get any.
 
Cowie said:
He's just so quiet. It's not unusual to not hear a word out of him for three hours and then he drops a clanger. Half the time you even forget he's in the room.
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Yep, just like mine. His fave teacher told him that "economy of words" was a great gift so he took it literally. He has grown up into a nice young man though, not talking shit all the time is not such a bad thing.
 
bonnie said:
Did you get a geographical moor or a large dark-skinned gentleman-type Moor, Laurence Fishburne in Othello mmmmmmmm
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All I got was rolling hills & flowers? Should I make sure I don't have a smut-blocker-filter switched on somewhere by mistake? :cool:
 
el'coopo said:
All I got was rolling hills & flowers? Should I make sure I don't have a smut-blocker-filter switched on somewhere by mistake? :cool:
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Google Othello film 1995 I think? Not smut, but depends how your mind works lol
 
Cowie said:
I have this girl who comes into work she's about 14 or 15. She gets on the computer and I close at 6 and she'll get off the computer dead on 6 and THEN go pick out her DVDs. After the first time I started saying to her at 5:45 "if you want to pick out DVDs you need to turn the computer off and go pick them out" It worked. She shut the computer down and got her dvds and left dead on 6. The other night I said to her the same and she didn't go near the dvds. 5:58 I told her to shut the computer down and she ignored me, she was still typing at 6:01 so I turned the lights off. She did hotfoot it out.

Tonight I said to her at 5:45 "M?" (I've worked out she makes out she hasn't heard you) she says "yeah" in a snappy tone I said "if you're getting DVDs you need to go pick them out" she said yep. At 6:01 I told her to shut the computer down and she kept typing and I said "did you hear me M?" In my mummy tone. So she gets off the computer and doesn't shut it down and THEN heads up to the DVDs thinking she's getting herself some DVDs! OMG I could have strangled her. I'd already shut the circ computer down so she didn't get to get any.
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Ban the bitch!
 
el'coopo said:
All I got was rolling hills & flowers? Should I make sure I don't have a smut-blocker-filter switched on somewhere by mistake? :cool:
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No no no! if you dont share a computer you should never have smut blocker on, its the best part of the internets :P
 
Mut's right. When all the boys are at home, the downloads get a good workout. Smut blocker would mean we would never get real value out of our internet plan.
 
mutleyp said:
No no no! if you dont share a computer you should never have smut blocker on, its the best part of the internets :P
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Google images roulette is an awesome game to play. I just have to remember to turn it off, or risk my kids needing therapy.
 
bonnie said:
Mut's right. When all the boys are at home, the downloads get a good workout. Smut blocker would mean we would never get real value out of our internet plan.
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We boys are disgusting! ;)

aajptt said:
Google images roulette is an awesome game to play. I just have to remember to turn it off, or risk my kids needing therapy.
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Its hilarious some of the funniest stuff comes up by the most innocent of searches!
 
Le sigh.

Theorist is here!

How is we all tonight? I've had a shit of a day.
 
mutleyp said:
There is a sun lounge free if you need!
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We could do this together:

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:D

And yeah, just way too much drama happens within my family. It gets a bit much sometimes. Head feels like it's gonna explode. :rolleyes:
 
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