I made the people in the local MacDonald's laugh last night
It was pretty crowded, the kiddies behind the counter were working flat out trying to fill about a dozen orders, and we were all waiting around when a young paramedic in full uniform walked in to get their mid-shift dinner (ambulance was parked outside)
She asked me if I was waiting to order. I said "No but thank god you're here because we're all about to starve to death" and it cracked everyone else up
The girl behind the counter didn't look to impressed though...