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Seen "Hancock" and "Get Smart" so far this week (school holidays and numba1son is staying with LSCP and I).

Hancock is certainly the SuperHero story with a twist. Loved hating it and hated loving it; it has it's moments at the time but nothing remains all that memorable now mere days later.

One good thing about it is that it is going to be SO much easier for me to find an superhero outfit for parties now - and one that isn't too much of a change from what I usually like to wear. Heck, I'm wearing the required beaten up beanie and sporting a stubbled face even as I type ! :p

Get Smart, OTOH, delivered lasting moments. Tons of laughs for this old guy who was brought up on the original series. Plenty of "Oh Max"s from 99, and all the cliche lines from the original series are used but certainly not over done.

All the cast are well cast (even The Rock) and no, the guy who looks like "Jaws" out of the old Bond movies is NOT the "son of Jaws" despite certain similarities. I had to look that one up on IMDB when I got home coz the similarities seemed so close at the time.

Without spoiling anything, a scene with big laughs cinema wide involves a most unlikely (and ridiculous considering the options available) method Max uses to try and free himself in a certain situation. You'll know it when you see it. Truly LOL worthy material that had folk in stiches all over the theatre.

I guess "Prince Caspian" is the next for us to see ... I'm not expecting much in the way of laughs in that mind you.

Most disappointed that I couldn't sell LSCP and numba1son on "Mama Mia". Was out voted on that coz LSCP has overdosed on all the ABBA specials/documentaries that have been on TV lately and is in no hurry to hear another ABBA song for some time yet. I nearly got punched out by her and numba1son when an ABBA song was briefly used in "Get Smart" and I said "yay, I win after all". Heh.

I thought the Mama Mia could be a cheap romantic Greek escape for us, but I guess I'll be taking that holiday alone when it comes out on DVD. :)
 
Did you get smart? or was there no hope?


Just what is the TK-800 chief?

I actually much prefer the old re-runs of the Don Adams series they used to play on TV 20 odd years ago. But the movie was passable, 2 and a half stars out of 5. Max dancing with the fat lady in Smolensk was a hoot. Good Siberian scenery.

The Gold Class was excellent, only the waiter forgot to bring out our second drinks. The food was nice.
I'd like to see all movies gold class, given that the cinema is damn expensive these days anyway.
 
The last movie I watched was "Jacqui Brown", on DVD at a friend's place on Friday night.

I'd actually seen this one before, about 10 years ago at the movies, so it was great to watch it again. My favourite Tarantino movie for sure. I used to love "Pulp Fiction", but I don't think it has dated that well, and now seems 'over the top'. "Jacqui Brown" however is much more understated and intelligent movie.

How good is it to see that kind of "love" story, if you can call it that, between two ageing (and to me, little known) actors, who are such an unusual combination?
 
Just what is the TK-800 chief?

I actually much prefer the old re-runs of the Don Adams series they used to play on TV 20 odd years ago. But the movie was passable, 2 and a half stars out of 5. Max dancing with the fat lady in Smolensk was a hoot. Good Siberian scenery.

The Gold Class was excellent, only the waiter forgot to bring out our second drinks. The food was nice.
I'd like to see all movies gold class, given that the cinema is damn expensive these days anyway.

That's why I've never been to Gold Glass, and never will. I see films to escape. Having waiters stumbling around serving drinks, then people running off to the toilet because of what they drink = HELL. Normal cinemas are bad enough with people chomping food and rustling chip packets, but at least they finish and you can get on to enjoy the film. I imagine it would never end with waiters serving f*cken food!

I think if a person wants to hang out with their friends and enjoy drink and food - GO TO A F*CKEN RESTAURANT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

If you want to escape your life - see a movie.
 
Ach, you can do both. And we were both quiet as church mice in the cinema. Not that it mattered, we were the only ones there.

In the end, what would have been an ordinary movie experience, because it was an ordinary movie, turned out to be a good one, as I was a gold class virgin before that.
 
It was my friend's choice - to see Mamma Mia, even though I said but it's got crap ratings & doesn't really appeal much, and I hate Brosnan, lets' see Dark Night, - I got oh no not a Batman movie at least MM has meryl, blah, blah..........huh.Our third choice was sold out, :(
Friend never gets to pick again.

Told ya so, boy does this movies suck, suck, suck - Peirce Brosnan is sooooooooo bad, and the supporting women are ghastly - and I usually like Educating Rita whatshername.

The scenery gets the only point for this movie, it is truely horrendous. I want my money back bad.
 
Last night I watched Zodiac (2007) and The Bridge (2006). Very unimpressed with both efforts.

Like the acclaimed JFK, the subject matter of Zodiac is more befitting a documentary or book than a cinematic experience. The film was happy doing its own thing, regardless if I was along for the ride or not. It was slickly produced no doubt, and probably right up the alley of CSI fans, but to me it was boring, obtuse, unimaginative, with no endearing characters, an elusive, pointless villain, no escapism value - almost a complete waste of time. *sigh*

Fincher has become another James Cameron. Brilliant early career, now stagnating into complacent middle age. He may yet redeem himself with Rendezvous with Rama.

The Bridge, a very morbid documentary about people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, was not a very satisfying experience either, though I would have to worry about myself if I did discover a satisfying film about suicide.

The Bridge's main problem is the narration, which mixes up the story arcs of the various victims, to the point where you are left confused about just who the interviewees are talking about.

The most fascinating story was that of a bipolar young man who survived his suicide attempt from the bride. He offers an insight into just what goes through the mind of someone as they are plunging to their death. Why the film didn't end on his story - I don't know.

The film is redeemed from its amateurish format by the compelling accounts of the families/friends, and how they have coped with their loss. Their love highlights the terrible futility of suicide. I curse the monstrous barrier that exists between people, that prevents us from displaying, sharing and accepting the love we truly feel for each other.

Radiohead's song, Videotape, sums up The Bridge nicely for me.
 
Watched a Nic Cage film tonightm, "Next"
It sort of just came and went with out anyone noticing about a year ago.

It was actually a pretty decent action movie with a nice spin.

It's about a guy who can see two minutes into the future.
 
Hancock.

Started off pretty good, some pretty funny moments. Without revealing any plot spoilers, about mid - 3/4 way through it all went down hill. The ending was terrible.

I would have given it a 7/10 but the second half shitted me so much that I'd give it a 3.5/10
 
watched Deja Vu, it was entertaining but the ending was just.. what the **** that makes no sense. A couple minute on the internet, I see it did. Don't know if i missed the hint as to what was going on, but if you see it, afterwards head to the wikipedia article on the movie for an explanation.
 
Saw Babel.

I watched most of 21 Grams some time ago, but it dragged on and on. I got distracted and just didn't bother watching the end, so it was with very low expectations that I started watching Babel. It was lucky that three DVDs were cheaper than two to hire, otherwise I might not have given this movie a chance.

Instantly the film captured my attention and didn't let go. Each time the various story arcs changed, I was both reluctant to move on, and eager to resume where previously left.

Babel consists of four stories, all interconnected, and arranged like the weaving plot of a novel. Two are set in Morocco, one in Mexico, and the other in Japan. I loved all the stories and characters, but the Japanese one especially caught my interest. There is just something about Japanese upskirt that really tickles my fancy...

Superb movie, which I don't recommend watching before bed, cause you might be left with a mind churning with thoughts and impressions - unlike 21 Grams, which might be a good cure for insomnia.
 
Yeah, Babel was pretty interesting.
It's been a while since I saw it. I'm trying to remember how the Rebellious Japanese Deaf Girl linked to the Pakistani kids messing about with a gun.
 
Yeah, Babel was pretty interesting.
It's been a while since I saw it. I'm trying to remember how the Rebellious Japanese Deaf Girl linked to the Pakistani kids messing about with a gun.

I think they were Moroccan kids, but the father of the Jap girl gave his hunting rifle to his guide. Guide later sold rifle to father of kids.
 
Massive amounts of movie watching, thanks to Biff and no BB.

The Bank Job was very good. I treated myself to this as a consolation when I found out the Biff screening of "In Bruges" had sold out before I got a ticket. Jason Statham as an east end thug in an Italian suit is always done well. He has the grace and menace of a great white shark and no Zachophile could observe the cut and drape of his clothes without emotion.
I think he is a bit too smooth and graceful to be convincing as a navvie, trying to earn an honest living, but that is a fault he shares with more than one of the supporting cast. He is also not quite convincing as a family man - although, strangely, more convincing when he is not with his family...there is not much chemistry between him and his 'wife', a little between him and the eldest daughter, none at all between him and the youngest but when he is with the ex-girlfriend (another strangely glamorous cockney) you can see the concerns of a family man writ large across his features. I would say this is his best acting to date, and hope he has more well written multi-dimensional thug-in-Armani roles to play in the future (and I am sure I will get a chance to see them later).
The story is good fun, and could probably been made more fun if they were less concerned with the facts and more interested in the possibilities - the plot doesn't have too many convolutions. I am sure the true story it was 'based' on, involving a Royal, a madam, a porn impresario, spies, bent cops and black liberationists was much more twisted than this story - especially the tie-ins with MI5 (or six) in Trinidad in that interesting time after the collapse of the West Indian Federation and before the nation became an outright republic, during the "No Vote" election (this was the time of the rise and rise of Reggae in the UK as a result of immigrants escaping political violence and economic hardship).
There are a few anachronisms in the props and costumes - beautiful, subtle paisley scarves tucked neatly into beautiful subtle greatcoats in a very '90's way, with no purple velvet, no brothel creepers, no button-down ruffles, no bow ties, no massively wide bright orange ties, no cheesecloth, no tie-dye to be seen (not even in the wedding scene). And I saw a Visa logo on a door, too. Not very 1971.
On the other hand the transistor technology (an important part of the plot) is all faithful to the era, and there are some stunning views of Hidden London. The story is well written with some wry nods at our twenty-twenty hindsight (One of my favorite lines is a minor character, when asked what he would do with his share "I am going straight back to Cyprus").
In short it is one of the better heist movies I have seen, the best I have seen in a long time.

Then I went to the BIFF. I skipped the opening film because I really dislike highly scripted 'Reality', and figured I could see it cheaper, elsewhere, later, if someone else insisted Morgan Spurlock's latest was really worth my while watching.
Still, this year it is the post 9/11 BIFF, with everything I have seen so far relating in some way to the terrorism theme. And there is a lot of biff in the BIFF, too.
I started with The Battle of Algiers- a French production, subtitled (the script is in both French and Arabic), black and white, made in 1966. It is horribly bloody and realistic, and relevant. Just change the location to Indonesia, Gaza or Afghanistan, (or even keep it in Algeria) and it could be the story on tonight's news. It was banned in France until 1977 because of it's "even-handed" approach - showing the racism of both the colonists and the nationalists, the brutal military tactics of both Colonel Mathieu (commander of the regiment of paratroopers sent in to quell the insurgency) and Ali La Pointe (of the FLN - the national liberation front of Algeria). There are some hideously real water-boarding scenes, and suicide bombings, and lots of shades of gray.
As Mathieu (a composite character, based on several officers in the French counter-insurgency force, and played by an actor who had previously served in the French resistance, as a paratrooper in Indochina, before becoming an actor, and a leftist)points out - "We aren't madmen or sadists, gentlemen. Those who call us Fascists today, forget the contribution that many of us made to the Resistance. Those who call us Nazis, don't know that among us there are survivors of Dachau and Buchenwald. We are soldiers and our only duty is to win."
There are heaps of great quotes (Mostly from Mathieu) - for example " The word 'torture' doesn't appear in our orders. We've always spoken of interrogation as the only valid method in a police operation directed against unknown enemies. As for the NLF, they request that their members, in the event of capture, should maintain silence for twenty-four hours, and then they may talk. So, the organization has already had the time it needs to render any information useless. What type of interrogation should we choose, the one the courts use for a murder case, that drags on for months?"
and "Monsieur Ben M'Hidi, don't you think it's a bit cowardly to use women's baskets and handbags to carry explosive devices that kill so many innocent people?
Ben M'Hidi: 'And doesn't it seem to you even more cowardly to drop napalm bombs on defenseless villages, so that there are a thousand times more innocent victims? Of course, if we had your airplanes it would be a lot easier for us. Give us your bombers, and you can have our baskets.' "
This movie I can't fault for authenticity anywhere- I guess I could cavil at the sound track by Ennio Morricone, because, while the music is supurb, it is in the heavy, grandiose, theatrical style that was popular at the time (think "Fantasia").
It is a really good film, but very serious, very old, very violent.
It is not likely to be on the Big Screen again any time soon, so I will move on.

I followed this bloodbath up with Hunger, a modern movie based on the death of Bobby Sands and the 'blanket protests' at the Maze prison in Dublin , in 1981 (When members of the IRA were demanding to be treated as prisoners of war, and refused to wear prison uniforms). This being BIFF, there were no ratings on the film. If this ever gets rated for TV, they are going to have to invent more letters than the mere four they give Big Brother. There is violence, nudity, adult concepts, coarse language, and there are worse horrors the children should be protected from. For instance, there needs to be a 'H' - sectarian hatred, and a 'M' - Margaret Thatcher sound bites (may trigger nasty flashbacks in adults over the age of eighteen), and 'BO' - Really bad hygiene, warnings on this grim piece.
It is a documentary of real events, but it is done in a way that is very art-house. The MC who gave a little preamble on the screening pointed out that the director started out doing installations in art galleries, and experimental films. Fortunately, I did not walk out right then and ask for my money back. It is one of the few times when art-house works. It hits the mark, truly represents the heart of what it is attempting to show, in an unpretentious and compelling way.
There is very little dialog, almost none, for the first half of the film, and no Bobby Sands either (after all, he is just one man). We start with another man enmeshed in the Troubles - Ray Lohan, a prison guard in the Maze prison, silently enduring his personal part.
The script, when it does happen, is good though. The longest dialog is between Bobby Sands and a priest, covering the "suicide or martyr" issue. Like the cinematography, the script is stylized, and where it could have been dreadfully boring, it works, elegantly stripping off all the external elements and getting right down to the central points, so you are hanging onto every word.
Like the Battle for Algiers, it is even-handed. Sands is not portrayed as a hero or a martyr, nor as a criminal thug. There are no kind, blind eyes glossing over the violence of the IRA, the Government, the prisoners, the prison officers, the whole bloody thing.
It is worth watching just to witness the frightening amount of weight loss Michael Fassbender achieved in the lead role. And it is a bloodbath, literally. It has another screening at BIFF, but it will probably be in cinemas later this year sometime.

After this grim start, Man on Wire was a refreshing change of pace. It is also a documentary, from the seventies but this time, lighthearted, of Philippe Petit, a French guerilla tightrope walker, and his stunts; walking the wire between the towers of Notre dame, across the north pylons of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and finally, his dream since he knew of its construction, between the North and South towers of the World Trade Centre.
It is a lovely uplifting film, recasting the Twin Towers as a beautiful, lusted after, built for a purpose that is not bleak and grim, even if it is somewhat less than legit. Of an innocent age when an illegal but non-violent act of trespass by a foreign citizen could be seen as something other than an assault on the homelands, something other than terrorism. It is anything but bleak or violent, poignant in hindsight, although if you want to see it you will have to be quick - it is showing for its second and last screening at the Melbourne Film Festival on the 5th August (at 3:15pm at the Forum theatre cnr Flinders and Russell) and at the Brisbane Film Festival on Sunday 10th August (at the Palace Centro, in the Valley). It might also screen at the Adelaide film festival, if you are lucky.
If you are in Sydney you had your chance, and missed it. Everywhere else, as usual, had no chance and missed out.
Anyway, I have a film to go to ("A Complete History of my Sexual Failures"). It doesn't look political, but I'll let you know when I have seen it.
 
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Back again. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures. Hmmm.
Documentary or Mockumentary? Everybody plays themselves. Or do they?
The Director / lead actor/ original music composer Chris Waitt states the concept succinctly in the title and in the opening line:
"What I am going to do is interview all my ex-girlfriends one by one and ask them to tell me what's wrong with me so that hopefully I can improve myself and find a new girlfriend, and have a long, fulfilling relationship for the rest of my life"

It has all the schadefrauder you would expect from such a concept. It's meant to be a comedy, and it is very, very funny. The cameras are all there, obvious, reacted to, stared at, sworn at. It is not quite scripted. But it is not quite real either.
Chris Waite has the something of the same quality as Travis - you know that he is milking this sad-sap image, as a chronically messy, tardy, ragged, creative and (hopefully) lovable weirdo, to make a blistering, innovative new film that will give him a reputation as the next Tarantino, or Sacha Baron Cohen (honestly, I think Waitt has eclipsed Cohen as a comedy film-maker, although it takes more guts to stand up and sing a foreign national anthem in a U.S rodeo ring surrounded by republicans, than to coax a flim-makers actress ex to the front of a cameras).

Still, there is something ruthlessly exploitative about his faux naiveté.

Add to that, he is a member of my own personal bete noir - people who hug the left hand side of the lane when they are driving.

On the other hand, he has the good fortune as a director to have a lead actor who will do anything, absolutely anything, he is told, exactly as told and no trouble at all. When the ex-girlfriends are refusing to come to the party, he knows how to keep the project happening.
He gets his mum in frame. He gets a myspace page. He visits therapists, and a dominatrix he met on myspace. He tries Viagra and and then, when it all goes horribly right, goes out to the street with his faithful camera and sound guys in tow, asking random women to sleep with him, now, please, and filming the responses.

He finds a new love, and an old love, but it seems like Ben and Bianca, Katie and Jamie...it is all driven by the project (and dangerously close to the bicycle lane). He is too creative, obsessive and brilliant as a filmmaker to bother much about girls anyway. This whole film is a slightly narcissistic and somewhat contrived showcase of how brilliant, obsessive, and creative he really is.
The interviewed exs are wonderful, though. They know they are being used (again). They are, most of them, presented as nice people, or nice enough people. Them and their mums (Did I mention he was ruthless?). He plays with them, while he plays himself playing a loser at life, begging them to loose all that pent up emotion onto him while the cameras are rolling.
With one, you see him manipulating the secret language they shared as lovers to elicit major responses to seemingly harmless questions. Then using that interveiw to contrast with the girl who had written all those letters, begging him to talk to her, that he had no connexion with.
Even the recalcitrant Rachel (not her real name), who refuses to offer her voice, person, photo, image or name is successfully suborned to the project - in a screamingly funny, telling and clever way.
It is uplifting and gentle, ironic and, in the end, PG rated - although, as you may gather from the above, there are moments in the journey that it probably wouldn't be a good idea to show the children. If you ever dreamed of being a movie director, you must see this one.
 
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