Kismet
This IS me.
When I was 10 I took all my clothes off when I was so my friend with cancer felt comfortable to take off her wig
That is actually a cool thing to do. YAY you.
When I was 10 I took all my clothes off when I was so my friend with cancer felt comfortable to take off her wig
It sure was! What a friendThat is actually a cool thing to do. YAY you.
That's not embarrassing, that's sweetATM - Changing my AVI to my real pic - won't be here long
Recently I went out to a farewell dinner which was just after work, so I had to rush home from work to get dressed. I have tons of shoes - and even ones with the same last but different top, so put shoes on and went off. Half way thru we were out having a smoke and my friend says "You know I love you but whats with the shoes?"Lol! I actually love this.
I thought my wearing odd shoes to work was bad (one squared toe, one pointy). Took me until lunchtime to even realise.
Actually, I take that back. Her Super Bowl performance and the entire MDNA album must take the cake.
MDNA was also atrocious.
That is actually a cool thing to do. YAY you.
Oh god, I have too many.
When I was in year 9, we were sitting in the hallway undertaking our english exam. It was an extremely hot day and I could feel some major sweat between my arms, stomach and crotch region. Had a headache, my entire body felt like crap. I wanted to sort it out by going to the bathroom but I didn't have time to waste. I was sitting towards the front of the hallway and once our exams had been picked up, we needed to leave in order. I stood up and left with around 200 girls sitting behind me in the hallway. When I stepped out the door, something was not right. I felt sweat everywhere and then it dawned upon me. I looked at the back of my dress and the "crotch" sweat was a massive, dripping blood stain. Period. Not just a little period. I have the heaviest bloody periods and it was around 15cm wide, 18ish cm length wise. Maybe more. And everyone behind me would have noticed it. Fuck my life.
I actually left that school because it was so mortifying. I wish this story wasn't true.
edit: I had no idea my period was coming, it was that age where they were inconsistent.
It's okay, I didn't have many friends from there anyway. Didn't have much to loseOh gosh! I would've left the school too!
I can’t think of one big thingthat I’m willing to share, but lots of little things…quite often.
Someone says “Hi there”, I reply “Good thanks"
Apologising to department store mannequins (or fire hydrants, post boxes etc) if I accidentally bump into them.
Embarrassing boner stories, I have one...
When I worked in a remote community in Nth Nth Nth Qld - there was an army base signals station with 6 guys stationed there. I had a boat & took one out fishing one day - it was hot and we stripped down to our speedo's then he asked me to rub suntan lotion on him which I did. he was stunning, army dude, amazing body, 6 pack etc I did his back, then his front, his legs - then he said now I do you & I stood up with a massive boner (cant hide that in speedo's) - he looked and said 'Is that because of me'.... I couldn't even jump in the river as it was full of crocs & thinking of grandma's tits didn't even help...