Finale Night Drinks 2014

[MADONNA]

I wanted to get wasted and sloppily hit on @SomeName

 

[SomeName]

I wanted to get wasted and sloppily hit on @SomeName

LOL. Was just about to PM you hahaHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[hooleydooley]

well, you kept that off the Dance Floor ........ @MADONNA and @SomeName

 

[pornstache]

I have my eyes on @pornstache, sorry!

 

[qtkt]

I come in just a teensy bit late - and you're all gone !!!!
Looks like I missed a good party.

 

[hooleydooley]

I come in just a teensy bit late - and you're all gone !!!!
Looks like I missed a good party.

I is still lurking here cutie .... they all left ............ I am playing songs to myself over in the music listening thread ....... cause I am having my own party!

 

[Lucas]

Well I'm gonna head off and get some Macca's n shit. I'm sad that @Lucas isn't here (and that he is now A Straight) so he can come with me so I don't have to order myself because ceebs, and also to hold my hair back when I puke, and also to be a place to keep my dick warm overnight.

Yo! Straight man in da house!

 

[Lucas]

My glass is empty. I need a refill. Now where is that half naked slave boy I was promised by some random on here. Total legit of course.

We call him @Lucas

well then...where the cheesecake crunch is @Lucas.

Sorry ladies I was busy with a few women that wanted some good lovin'.

*pulls zipper up*

I've got a Mr. Bunnie who wants to meet you in 5 @MsBunnie!

 

[CaspersMum]

Well I decided for my post-drinks photo I'd be a little shit and just imitate @Trala so yeah, here ya go lmao

Tonight was fun!!!

You are gorgeous, Jaeke!!

 

[Tee]

Open up my eagle eyes!
Coz Im mr brightsideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Off my tits!

Good night! To those I love, you know it. And to those i loathe, I hope yoyu know it.

But its just the price4 I pay, destiny is calling me open up my eagle eyes czo I'm Mr Brightside!

I Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thank you and goodnight Xo

Oh my God!

TAXI!!!!!!!!

Bloody Nora, that was cringe worthy to read.

And while my face is my face, and I need to accept it for what it is, there is really no need for me to cyber selfie it in its pisswrecked glassy eyed glory absolutely everywhere!!!

Fuck you 10 minute edit function! Fuck you very much!

 

[Tee]

Well how do you know that the picture last years were the real deal?

I have actually always wondered that.

Because if that was you, it is hilarious how small the world really is.

 

[iJake]

And while my face is my face, and I need to accept it for what it is, there is really no need for me to cyber selfie it in its pisswrecked glassy eyed glory absolutely everywhere!!!

Fuck you 10 minute edit function! Fuck you very much!

You're telling me, gurl!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I have actually always wondered that.

Because if that was you, it is hilarious how small the world really is.

Hu? do I know you irl?

 

[Tee]

Hu? do I know you irl?

My son knows you.

 

[bleachy_dude]

My son knows you.

Woah!

 

[iJake]

Woah!

Woah indeed!

 

[AntiGretel]

I wanted to get wasted and sloppily hit on @SomeName

Instead, you hit on, and appeased, @ComeCame

a before and after study in ejaculatory drunken flings

Kudos u

 

[Connoisseur]

So that's why there's so much palpable tension b/w Ini and Trala. I'm guessing cougar Ini has left a trail of broken hearts in her quest to find the one and Trala's son could possibly be among several Ini the man-eater has devoured and spat out without a second thought. Makes sense, what other explanation can there be?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

So that's why there's so much palpable tension b/w Ini and Trala. I'm guessing cougar Ini has left a trail of broken hearts in her quest to find the one and Trala's son could possibly be among several Ini the man-eater has devoured and spat out without a second thought. Makes sense, what other explanation can there be?

What? I am not a courgar, I'm not old.

 

[Connoisseur]

What? I am not a courgar, I'm not old.

I know, I know I'm just yanking your chain. But isn't Trala's son in his late teens/early 20s? Cougar thing is relative anyway, a 17/18 year old nailing some girl/guy in their mid 20s could make the same boast.