I’m a Celebrity 2023 : Episode 1

[Medusa]

…Dicko telling that ‘influencer’ (even though she hates that word) to her face that that’s what she is?.. fantastic!… lol!… cheers.

Best bit so far

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…get rid of her!… she’s useless!… I’d do it but my wheelchair is too wide for that platform ledge… bummer!… cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Oh Lordy.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…by he way… thanks again everyone for turning up…. talk about being surprised lol!… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I hope that bimbo isn’t going to be grizzling and crying throughout this whole bloody series… cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Geez adjust your straps Dicko.

 

[Medusa]

Geez adjust your straps Dicko.

Yes….though it’s a long time since we have seen a decent bluge On Tv

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…whenever anybody ever said “holy shit!” like just then… we’d all turn our heads towards dad for him to say his usual “that’s what the Pope does”… he never failed God bless his heart lol!… cheers.

 

[Medusa]

Footballer…done good….only one to turn around on the plank

 

[oddjob]

Yes….though it’s a long time since we have seen a decent bluge On Tv

It’s about to pop I reckon.

 

[Medusa]

…I hope that bimbo isn’t going to be grizzling and crying throughout this whole bloody series… cheers.

Isn’t that what we live for?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…in my day I would’ve loved doing that challenge… cheers.

 

[Medusa]

yay for the old girl

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…even though I can’t watch the bug eating challenges… I hope that this lot have to eat a lot of them… Dicko will probably chomp them down like Cornflakes … cheers.

 

[Zcsund1234]

I turned it off for a bit to get some food lol, did they introduce anyone new whilst I was gone, or did the challenge really take that much time...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…that Pommy ‘pretty boy’ just said the words ‘I’m a celebrity get me outta here’… hmmmmmm!… they flew him all the way from England to be on the show for 10 minutes?… haha!… sucked in!… cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Someone has to go out every time just to lay out fresh banana skins.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I turned it off for a bit to get some food lol, did they introduce anyone new whilst I was gone, or did the challenge really take that much time...

…nobody else yet that I’m aware of… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…these people shit me… they’re tethered so that they don’t fall to the deaths so what’s their friggin’ problem?… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…‘coostard’ for custard lol!… cheers.