Troll Appreciation Thread

[Spock]

I, for one, am sick of the despicable way in which trolls are treated.

Trolls are people too, with real feelings.

So this thread is for us all to express our admiration for their noble plight.

And a place where upstanding members of the troll community, such as @AntiGretel @Evan44 @pawlini @Rudiger and company can come for solitude and understanding.



I don't see this thread lasting more than a day.

 

[pawlini]

says the guy who joined a month ago..

 

[Spock]

says the guy who joined a month ago..

Touche.

 

[Columbo]

What's a troll? I think the word has lost all meaning.

 

[AM_092]

 

[davidftw]

says the guy who joined a month ago..

All trolls have to start somewhere.

 

[Rudiger]

Touche.

Yeah, be careful:

Low likes received + joined fairly recently = inferior forum member.

Reading more than you post is a crime, apparently.



Anyway, I'm not a troll, I'm an elephant!

I'm not really trying to piss anyone off, I'm just trying to have a bit of fun and enjoy some freedom of speech.

Can't we all just love one another?
Even Oedipus had a mother!

 

[Spock]

Well spoken @Rudiger

See everyone. Trolls are real people! Please be kind to us.

 

[cookiethecrackerbiscut]

how do i upload images? also elephants=Trolls like tomato=tomato

 

[Spock]

how do i upload images?

Let me see... I'll try it out ...



I saved this picture onto my desktop.
Then clicked the "Upload a File" button.
Browsed for and selected that file.
Then clicked "Full Image" when the image appeared on the bottom left.

 

[Willoughby]

This seems like a good thread to practise posting pictures. Thanks @Spock .

 

[Spock]

This seems like a good thread to practise posting pictures. Thanks @Spock .

You're quite welcome.

Consider this thread a sanctuary for trolls, troll sympathisers and aprentice trolls.

Here you are safe from the malicious vilification of us and our kind from the hordes of ignorant forum goers that are intolerant of our ways.

 

[Spock]

In the same spirit as the speccy awards provided by @Consuela I have decided to host my own Troll Awards.

The categories and winners are:

Stealth Award (hit and run): @Evan44

Bravery Award (in-your-face): @AntiGretel

Blunt Award (crass and abusive): @JP92

Sociable Award (friendly): @reepbot

Disoriented Award (in-the-wrong-thread): @Plopsack

Intelligence Award (always very clever): @Rudiger

Victim Award (accuses everyone of slander): @JordanS

Congratulations to all the winners.

 

[Columbo]

I didn't think I was that friendly.

 

[Spock]

I didn't think I was that friendly.

Are you kidding me? You're incredibly likable.
You're non-judgementmental, insightful, compassionate and loyal.

If all trolls were like you, internet forums would be communication utopias where people go to feel happy and hopeful.

 

[Kismet]

I didn't think I was that friendly.

I wouldn't follow you if you weren't likable.

 

[Kismet]

In the same spirit as the speccy awards provided by @Consuela I have decided to host my own Troll Awards.

The categories and winners are:

Stealth Award (hit and run): @Evan44

Bravery Award (in-your-face): @AntiGretel

Blunt Award (crass and abusive): @JP92

Sociable Award (friendly): @reepbot

Disoriented Award (in-the-wrong-thread): @Plopsack

Intelligence Award (always very clever): @Rudiger

Victim Award (accuses everyone of slander): @JordanS

Congratulations to all the winners.

I will just say FUCK YOU right now because I didn't even rate an honourable mention.

 

[Spock]

@Kismet

I'm sorry. I don't really classify you as a troll.
You have very strong opinions which you care deeply about.
Trolls generally don't give a crap.

So I consider you to be a general forum member.

(Reepbot was a tough call too)

 

[Kismet]

Yeah, be careful:

Low likes received + joined fairly recently = inferior forum member.

Reading more than you post is a crime, apparently.



Anyway, I'm not a troll, I'm an elephant!

I'm not really trying to piss anyone off, I'm just trying to have a bit of fun and enjoy some freedom of speech.

Can't we all just love one another?
Even Oedipus had a mother!

I think you are more an Elefun! I can imagine you shooting little butterflies out of your trunk for us to all catch with a poor quality butterfly net.

 

[Kismet]

@Kismet

I'm sorry. I don't really classify you as a troll.
You have very strong opinions which you care deeply about.
Trolls generally don't give a crap.

So I consider you to be a general forum member.

(Reepbot was a tough call too)

Oh... I see.