Day 74 Uplate

11:28pm: I join a bit late. Apparently David is in the diary room asking BB to leave. This was fueled by an argument with Perry in which David exclaimed he didn’t want to play the game any longer and threw, or as Perry has stated, ripped off his microphone. Krystal is reassuring Perry and just talking over in the incident with her. Claire is sitting on the couch looking a bit stunned, saying she has never seen this side of David. Perry is saying that it’s not in her character to make someone else look bad. Krystal says that she understands her intentions and not to worry. Krystal starts a made up song. Comm break.

11:33pm: Camilla and Darren are having a shower after a sauna. Jamie has entered the kitchen, but not saying much. Perry says that she hopes David is alright. Krystal says she feels for David but she seems not concerned at all that David might well be leaving. She thinks that the guy has born it on himself. Perry seems to agree. Krystal says that she would’ve taken the news that David thinks that she is playing the game had he told her on her own, and not at the table. Krystal wonders if anyone heard that fart, but they say they didn’t. BB tells housemates that their are batteries in the dumbwaiter in the bedroom. No one heard it, so he does it again. Krystal seems very excited that they are getting batteries in a slightly different way. Housemates change their batteries. Comm break.

11:53pm: Jamie is talking about a girlfriend he used to have, and he starts talking about his first ever kiss with a girl. Mike cuts back in. We return to Perry saying she can’t sleep. Krystal spirts out “I always wipe my bum no matter what”. Perry and someone else are talking about David in the diary room and BB beeps it all out. She again says she is really worried about him. Camilla says that she thinks he’s been sensitive the past couple of weeks. Comm break.

12:05am: Krystal and Camilla are chatting about nothing. Darren says he’s not a big fan of Kettle chips. Almost everyone else sticks up for them. Perry repeats that she is concerned for David, and she is sad for him being sad. Perry says she didn’t mean to get him worked up. She says she gave him the option of talking about it later, not immediately. Camilla says that he walked away from a convo with her yesterday. Camilla and Perry continue to talk about previous times Dave has had a weird reaction to something. Camilla says she is tired. Perry wants to go and talk to BB, but she can’t. Comm break.

12:24am: Camilla is saying that Krystal got a conversation she has wanted to come out for a while to come out tonight, so she should forgo her right to seem a little sad. Krystal wonders what Gaelan is doing. Jamie reckons that Katie would be off doing little promo gigs. Jamie reckons she would still be doing that stuff, even though they say it’s been a month (no way it’s been a month!?) Perry tries to get to sleep, and there are goodnight calls all round. Perry hopes that BB doesn’t wake them up too early. Seems everyone is in bed. Jamie seems really awake humming, whistling and singing tunes out. Jamie still whistling. God that would be annoying. Comm break.

12:36am: Basically silence in the bedroom. Jamie says it’s sleepy time. Darren tells Jamie that he just looked in the mirror. Jamie says he does it all the time! Jamie says he’s going to sleep now. Silence. David is in the kitchen. Darren comes out, and he sees him. He wonders if he is alright. Darren tells him the lights are still on. He goes into the bedroom. Perry gives him a hug. Dave says he really needs to go to the bathroom. Dave apologises. As Dave goes to the toilet and stays in the bathroom, Perry thanks the three of them (Cami, Jamie and Krystal) for their support today. Silence again. Comm break.

Nothing more is shown of the house, and at 1:44am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 73 Uplate

11:36pm: Camilla and Jamie are in the spa again. Camilla is complaining about Perry, who asked Krystal how evictions worked. Dave comes out and wonders what the words to the song “Gummi Bears” is. Camilla and Jamie help him out quite quickly, but Mike cuts away. When we rejoin Dave is heading inside, and the other two are left in the spa. Taking about how long they’ve been here for. Jamie says that he wanted to last long enough to be remembered. Camilla says she just didn’t want to be the first one home. Camilla says that everyone who got in here really wanted to make it onto the show, which she says is good. Cut to the kitchen. Perry is talking to Dave. Perry says he needs to accept himself for who he is. Perry tells Claire that she paid $7500 for her breasts. Perry says she had a great doctor. Comm break.

11:50pm: Perry is talking to Camilla saying that she reminds her of herself at a young age. Camilla says she has a high tolerance level, but if she feels someone has gone too far she doesn’t care how they feel afterwards and she is happy to attack that person. Jamie is in the spa still but not really talking. Camilla says that Jamie is going to win Friday Night Games this week. Camilla wants to go in with Jamie, seems they might have made a pact. Perry says that Camilla talks her language. Perry thinks she needs to tone her swearing down. Perry thinks that Jamie doesn’t swear too much. Big Brother calls Claire to the diary room. Camilla says she hasn’t worried about what she has been eating in the house, she has treated it as a holiday. Camilla says that she has eaten way more chocolate than normal being in the house. Claire comes out with batteries for them. Claire says now they’ve done a battery change she’ll head to bed, thinking the lights will be out soon. Camilla and Jamie exit the spa and wonder if Jamie has to put a lid on the spa. Jamie doesn’t have a microphone, so shrugs his shoulders meaning he doesn’t know. Comm break.

12:07am: Darren and David are talking about Dave’s farm. David says he has 2000 sheep. Darren wonders if that is big in the farming world. He says it’s sizable. He says that he started with 70 and has grown it up. Dave explains how you can tell if an animal is sick. Talk about organic products now. Darren says it would be good to harvest kangaroos. Jamie and Perry are talking in the kitchen, and both convos are going at once, making it quite hard. Mike cuts in, then we return. Camilla is talking to Krystal in the bedroom, about some cosmetics she is using or something. Comm break.

12:23am: David is talking about farming things, but Perry starts talking about cutting up chickens from a chicken shop before long. They talk about how you have to let chickens die and the blood drain out of them before cutting them up. Mike plays around with the BB website for a while. Back to the bedroom and Camilla and Krystal. Krystal says they are using too much toilet paper. Camilla says she is a bit allergic to everyone today. Mike cuts in for a few secs. We cut to the living room now. They are talking about hot air balloons now. Jamie starts asking Dave questions about France and England and wars. Darren joins in a bit. They wonder when Pearl Harbour was after a bit. Mike cuts in because he seems bored.

12:42am: Into the bedroom now. Krystal and Camilla are in bed, Jamie is lying on a bed next to them, reciting words from songs. Jamie is talking about a band which made a song about John Howard. Jamie says that he thinks it isn’t up to John Howard to say sorry to the Aborigines though. Krystal changes the subject to Rove’s pleas to get John Howard on his show, where they ended up pleading to him outside his Sydney residence. Jamie says that he thinks that Howard was disgraced this time last year by Australian youth. Krystal doesn’t know what he is talking about. Jamie implies he is talking about this show. Jamie says he really wants to go to sleep but he is turning out to be a night person and he has too much energy. Camilla thinks they are bonding, saying that she looks over to him and she can feel what he is feeling. Perry comes in and does a couple of exercises. Jamie starts talking about world wars again. Comm break.

My software stuffed up at this point, apologies. Check back in 6 months and I should have completed it from another source.

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Day 72 Uplate

11:32pm: Camilla and Jamie are in the spa. Camilla is saying she is so lucky having been in this house for so long, she has lived her dream. Camilla says that she’ll go back to Melbourne and it’ll be freezing. Jamie says that he thought he would be picked to go into the house from mid March. Darren comes out to join them as he has the batteries. Mike cuts in for an uplate update. Back outside now. Jamie and Camilla both agree that there is so much stuff they want to talk about but can’t because there are in the house. Camilla says that Krystal seemed really upset last night about something but she couldn’t go into it because they we’re in the BB house. They talk about how Katie was always concerned about Jamie and his feelings for Katie. Camilla says she used to tell Katie to stress less and just enjoy the time. She says to Jamie who cares if they don’t end up together forever and ever. Comm break.

11:58pm: Camilla and Jamie are still out at the spa. Talking about Katie, but we’re taken to the bedroom quickly. Claire says that Darren shouldn’t feel embarassed sleeping with Claire or something. That lasted 5 seconds before Mike cuts back to the studio to talk to Gaelan. Comm break.

12:09am: Dave, Darren and Claire talking in the bedroom. Darren and Claire talking about an author of a book about Gorilla’s. So exciting! And the chat keeps going and going. Dave, lying on Claire’s bed, seems to have fallen asleep. Mike cuts us to the backyard thankfully. Camilla and Jamie are talking about Dino. Jamie says he admired him. Camilla says that he perhaps said some things he didn’t think about and it caused a few ill feelings towards him, but she says everyone does that. Back into the bedroom. Talking about national parks and coastline now. Comm break.

12:27am: Claire is talking to Darren about her past relationships. She says that she broke up with someone because she wanted to go to Borneo and he didn’t. She says that when she returned he was really jealous that she actually went without him etc. Comm break.

12:43am: Back to the spa. Camilla tells Jamie about a fight she had with Perry a few days ago. Mike cuts in quickly again. Comm break.

12:55am: Perry has woken up and goes to the bathroom. Claire and Darren are still talking about environmental things. Claire is explaining a past job I think. And then she goes onto talk about animal fecies. Back out to the spa. Camilla tells Jamie about an argument she had with Rob when he was still in the house. Camilla says that he is awesome though, and Jamie says he was fine, agreeing. Camilla says that Rob was bitching about Jamie to her once and she had to tell him to stop because he was her friend as well. Comm break again.

1:06am: Darren and Claire are still having the same, most boring conversation I’ve ever listened to. They are talking about birds now. Darren says that Claire is a pretty bird. Cut out to the spa. Camilla says that she could live with the people in the house for years. Jamie agrees. Camilla says that Dave and her agree that they could be best friends but never live together. They talk about Claire, and Camilla says she is so happy to have the 2 other girls who she actually really does like. Comm break.

1:21am: Jamie and Camilla get out of the pool now. Camilla wonders who groundskeeper is. Jamie says he is. He says he’ll sit in the sauna for a bit then come back out and clean it up. They are freezing. Camilla doesn’t think anyone will be up. They head through the bedroom and end up in the bathroom. Jamie gets in the sauna. Camilla says to herself she stayed in the water for too long. Jamie gets out of the sauna very quickly. Head to the bedroom. Claire says shes never really had a nickname. She doesn’t think that Claire Bear is a nickname. Dave wakes up kind off and rolls over to his side of the bed. Claire trys to get him to believe he had to go to the punishment room. He doesn’t bite and falls back to sleep! Darren resumes his chat with Claire. Jamie walks in later and they talk about how Big Brother’s voice changes when he gets angry. They talk about BB’s nomination voice. Claire says she doesn’t want to talk about the nominations. Darren and Claire resume their convo. Mike cuts in. Comm break.

1:39am: Lights are out. Claire and Darren still talking though. They say they will head to bed now and continue the talk in the morning. Darren says they have to pay Dave out. Claire agrees, telling him to remind her. Jamie says goodnight to them, as he leaves the bedroom, saying that he must clean up outside being the groundskeeper. Back to Mike, later Jamie has returned to the bedroom. He tells Darren that it’s pretty cold. He says he’ll sleep with Camilla because he has wet hair? Comm break now.

1:52am: Camilla and Jamie are chatting in the bathroom. Jamie is sitting on the seat brushing his teeth. Jamie is talking about a uni subject he attended or something. He says he hated a lecturer and the lecturer hated him as well. They talk about how each of them aren’t huge cleaners. Jamie says that Dino was a very clean guy. Camilla wonders what he would be up to. They talk about how the weather is pretty good up on the Gold Coast. Jamie says that people watching would’ve got to know Camilla much more in the past few weeks. Jamie wonders why if the audience is young females as he thinks it is, why Gaelan was evicted. Camilla says that perhaps he was too nice. At 2:03am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 66 Uplate

11:42pm: Out at the spa. Jamie, John, David, Camilla and Ashley are there. Talking about farts. Lots of laughs. Jamie mentions a fart when Dino was still in the house. Housemates continue to mention the funniest moments they’ve had in the house. Dave says that Dani’s ‘walk’ was quite funny. Ashley remembers that he got a fine for doing basically nothing once. Jamie remembers that and laughs as well. Camilla says she was laughing so much one night out the pack with Dave, she actually wet herself. David says that Big Brother made him laugh heaps one day in the diary room asking to put a topic in the Wednesday dinner topics. Comm break.

11:58pm: Still out at the spa. Talking about Mickey I think. Camilla says that she had some issues with Mikey. Camilla says she can’t wait to see Dino, although see says that he did give her more grief than they needed. Perry comes out and joins the convo. Perry wants to know if Michael took all of the toothbrushes. Perry says she is constapated. She talks about not being on the pill for years to Dave. Perry says her mum went through depression at about 40. Dave talks about a study that was released just prior to them coming into the house. We cut back to Jamie and Camilla’s convo. Jamie is complaining about Rob saying that when it came to Wednesday night dinners he was a lot more nice than he was actually feeling. Jamie says that he knew Rob felt more about certain issues. Jamie says that he walked away from a few of the discussions feeling really mad due to some of Michael’s comments. Comm break.

12:10am: Housemates are trying to figure out the date. Shouldn’t be that hard seeing it’s Jamie’s birthday. Mike cuts in, but we get back their pretty quickly. Perry is trying to figure out where everyone is from, which states. Jamie wonders if people can tell a WA accent compared to a Melbourne accent. They all agree you can’t. Perry tells Jamie that he is very well spoken. Jamie explains that his parents are from the UK. Perry says she sounds like a true blue aussie, but she is greek. Perry says that no one else in her family really speaks like she does, but she loves her accent. Jamie says that he wouldn’t want to change his education, but he would’ve liked to have gone to a guy/girl school. Perry says she sent her child to a private school. Perry says she’s not too crash hot on religion, she’s happy for anyone to believe in anything. She says she enjoys the greek culture etc. Comm break.

12:25am: Jamie is talking about going to hospital when he was really sick once. John is talking about a cross country school run they had. He says that he did this massive course and he came 10th, and they said to him “Congratulations, your through to regionals!”. John says he did a no show at the regionals. Cut to the sauna with Camilla and Dave. Camilla says that she thinks she doesn’t start confrontations, but rather she bites. She says she doesn’t really have anyone to fight with in here though. Dave wonders whether Perry makes her bite and perhaps Camilla doesn’t want to take her on. Camilla says she is happy to take her on. Camilla takes a cold shower because she is so hot. Back outside now. Jamie is talking about his mates or something. He goes onto talk about one of his mates who he says is really really really smart, but he also loves going out and drinking. Jamie says that the friend and his brother get on really well. Jamie says that last year they seemed to get up late everyday and drink beer over at the mates place. Comm break.

12:44am: In the bedroom with Dave and Perry. Perry says she is not missing the phone at all. Dave says he hates it, the phone. Dave says that this experience lets you re assess what you want out of life. Dave says he’ll be much more focused when he gets out of here. He says that this has been the best thinking time for him. Perry says that when she gets out of here a lot of crap is going to come out. Jamie and Ash are in the bathroom talking about some movie. Dave comes in and they wonder what BB is doing with the lights still being on. They talk about all the questions they were asked today in the diary room. They talk about this by saying “we’re not allowed to discuss those questions are we?” Comm break.

12:57am: Claire has woken up and is now talking to Perry and Dave in the bedroom. They talk about walkie talkies and how they used to use them. Perry and Dave says that they both still use them at work. Jamie, Ash and John are hanging out in the bathroom. Jamie is saying that if you look into one of the mirrors in a certain direction, you can see both sides of your face. Jamie heads into the bedroom, but we stay in the bathroom. We can hear Krystal wish him a Happy Birthday. Talking about different kicking types in the AFL. John says that if he kicks a torpedo he gets dragged. Comm break.

1:16am: Ash, Jamie and John are in the bathroom. But we go into the bedroom and Krystal is saying that she plans to buy something in Bateman’s Bay soon and get the first home buyers grant etc. Perry says thats really good. Camilla is talking about a job interview she didn’t get, and she says that she agrees she wasn’t the right person for the job, and she understands that, but she wasn’t treated right. Comm break.

1:25am: In the bedroom again. Then back to the bathroom. Boys are talking about boxing V kickboxing. Big Brother wishes Jamie a “Happy Birthday”. Everyone comes into the bathroom and wishes him well. Jamie wants to go for a victory lap round the garden. Seems to have livened up the room a bit however. Jamie does a little dance in the kitchen by himself, then comes back to the bedroom. Back to the bathroom he goes where his boys are still. Jamie says he’s 23. John wonders if it’s the longest he’s been away from family. Jamie says it is, and Ashley agrees apart from his sister. John says that they are 2/3 into Big Brother now. John wonders if they have heard the female BB, but Ash and Jamie haven’t. Camilla comes and says goodnight, then tells them that the lights are out. The boys think about going to bed. Jamie says he didn’t wear the headband at any of the auditions. Comm break.

1:42am: Boys still in the bathroom, figuring out when they will come out in regards to AFL finals and Spring Racing etc etc. Jamie says that he is closer to Claire and Krystal since Rob has gone. Talking about Darren and how they all think they have been a bit quieter since the latest batch have entered the house. Ashley says that they are in such a routine in this house. Ashley wonders what all the questions in the diary room today was about, but they don’t really expand on that because they can’t talk about it. Jamie wonders how his mates have changed while he’s been away from the house. Comm break.

Don’t go back to the house, and at 1:59am with the lights out, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 62 Uplate

10:44pm: Claire and Rob are in the rewards room. Claire is talking about a holiday or an oversea’s work mission she was on. She says she stayed with tribes in Borneo. She says that the person that looked over her was not the leader, as his father was still alive, so he was second in charge. She says she went through Borneo with a UK backpacker or something. Claire and the UK person took the second in charge out to somewhere we he had never been and they took a boat out off the island and the leader had to go back to the beach because he was too spaced out by the underwater world. Claire says she still writes to the leader, and his son, because the leader wanted Claire to marry his son. Over in the house we have Perry and Lauren sitting at the table. Lauren wonders if Perry has received her pills yet. Perry says that she hasn’t yet. Lauren says it’s really weird not having Krystal in the house. Apparently she is injured from FNL. Dave joins the convo and they have a conversation about crusts. Back over to the rewards room, Claire says she has a list of countries she still wants to go to. Rob tells her she is going to China. Rob reads the details of the trip. Claire says she has never heard of the sponser, and she hopes thats it’s ok. She wonders if it’ll be a tour or not. Comm break.

10:57pm: Krystal is back in the house. Darren and Dave are talking at the kitchen table. Darren says he wishes he would have been in the house from the word go. Very strange looks between the two. Darren wants to go to the diary room. John and Jamie are wanting to go to the diary room to get more beer. Dave calls out to them that Darren is offering his virginity to get more beer. Lauren says that BB only let them bring one lip gloss into the house, but she has two. Mike cuts in. Comm break.

11:11pm: Krystal has a bandage on her chin. She seems upset, and seems to think she has burst one of her implants. She isn’t quite sure at the moment. They keep talking about her implants for the entire two minutes we cross to the house. Krystal says that she was hoping they realised that she was injured during FNL when she got hurt. It must have taken them a while. Comm break.

11:20pm: Boys are talking AFL at the table. Talking about a Brownlow medallist who didn’t really deserve it. Actually there are on stools, and it’s only John, Jamie and Ashley. John can’t believe that this person won a brownlow when Ablett and Carey didn’t. We cut to the rewards room where they are throwing food in the air and trying to catch it with their mouth. Lots of laughs had. They keep doing this for ages. Now it’s a new game to see how long each of their food can roll? It’s something to do with fortune cookies anyway, because Rob asks for a fortune interval. Rob says he can’t wait for the finale night when they all go out and they can say whatever they want. Rob really wants to have a ‘chin wag’ with all the Big Brother voices as well. Comm break.

11:34pm: Back into the kitchen. Jamie is talking to Ashley and John. Jamie is talking about a movie called “Sexy Beast.” Big Brother tells housemates the storeroom is now open. Apparently there is more beer been delivered. Camilla wonders how many have been given. Hard to work out when half have been taken. There is 25 still there, so Camilla says there must be more than 2 each. Perry is waiting to enter the diary room, has been there for a while now. Claire is sitting at the table. Gaelan is trying to cheer up Krystal. Claire says the worst case sceniaro for Krystal is a bit of plastic surgury and they can fix it up. Krystal says she has stitches in her chin. Perry still is waiting for the diary room, and she wonders whether BB wants them to stockpile or drink all the alcohol in one night. Ashley and Camilla both say they give the alcohol the night they want them to drink it, and hope they don’t stockpile because then they might get messy. Comm break.

11:44pm: Camilla is talking to Jamie and saying that she didn’t like something he did. Jamie says that no one should take offence at anything he says when he is down and in one of his moods. Big Brother calls David to the diary room. Looks like they are going to follow him in. He sits down and waits for BB. BB tells him that there are coloured envelopes in the housemates, and he should take them and gather all the housemates in the living room. David asks if he can go to the bathroom, but BB says no! He comes back out and tells everyone to gather on the couch. Some people say “wait till we’re drunk to play truth or dare!” David reads the rules out. David explains that each person they have to do their own truth and dares, not someone elses. Comm break.

11:55pm: John is up on the truth or dare task. He has nothing in his envelope. BB calls him to the diary room. BB tells him that he can’t ask other people if they nominated another person. John says it was a joke. They cut it off there! Dreamworld says goodnight at 11:56pm

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Day 60 Uplate

11:21pm: Darren is talking to Claire, Rob, Gaelan and David. Claire tells Darren that before tonight there was only 3 girls in the house left. Dave wonders what Darren thinks of his hair. TOO MANY PPL IN THE HOUSE. Talk one at a time damnit! Ashley and John are also in this conversation. They talk about drugs a bit and most of it is beeped. Cut over to the dining room table, Camilla, Jamie, Perry and Krystal are there. Camilla wants to know hoe she is perceived in the outside. Perry asks Jamie what he thinks of himself. Jamie says that he thinks he is too complex to get an accurate assessment of him via watching a television show. He then says that he doesn’t think he is overly complicated though. Perry says that after an hour she thinks that he is very deep and sincere. Camilla starts talking star sign rubbish. Someone else is in the convo, but I can’t see him. It’s Gaelan, scratch him from the earlier circle around Darren. Perry thinks that first impressions of Gaelan are that he’s a player, but then she too says he is deep etc. We cut back to Darren, and we hear “This is Big Brother”, but apparently no one else did because everyone keeps talking. Claire and Darren seem to be having a very nice chat about vegetairian diets. Darrren says he’s a national geographic man. Claire says thats her dream as well, while she says Krystal is to be on a cover of a girl magazine. Claire says she wants to teach the average person about nature. Claire says that while she is happy to talk about nature etc at anytime with anyone who is willing and interested, but she won’t preach to someone who is not interested. Comm break.

11:33pm: The Revenge/Exit room has Lauren in there. BB tells her it’s time to enter the house. Oh my god….INTRUDER ALERT IS PLAYED ON THE SCREEN. Get some new ideas BB, thats a disgrace. The boys love her from their first sighting. John looks stoked. Ash looks interested as well. Lots of introductions. God she is tall. Lauren says she has been in that room for hours. They wonder what DVD’s she got to watch. What the?! She is very tall, tihnk I’ve already said that. Lauren gets to the bedroom and Krystal tells her the bed arrangements. Lauren wonders how long Perry has been in the house for. Krystal takes her to the bathroom and they exchange ages. Lauren thinks that krystal would be older than the 20 she almost is. She says Krystal acts more mature than that. Back out into the kitchen they head. Lauren talks to John and Gaelan about the Mariners, I dunno Rugby? Lauren says she knows all the players. Oh god, not one of those people that know everyone. Krystal continues the tour though. Lauren says this feels so unreal. Krystal wonders if she met Darren yet. Krystal explains that everyone came in at different times. Krystal claims to be the first to see the “Intruder Alert.” Perry says that it’s very weird, agreeing with Lauren. Rob wants to know who Lauren knows from Wollongong. Perry tries to let Lauren know who is single and who is taken. Camilla says she is the only female to have been in a female relationship. Lauren says she would go there but hasn’t yet. Claire says that Lauren is in the same boat as her. Someone mentions spin the bottle! Dave says to Perry that he has no idea what way Darren swings. Lauren says that Rob looks really familar, and they finally get a place where both used to frequent. Rob says he used to love the nightclub, but it’s gone all R&B now. Comm break.

11:51pm: Lauren still talking to Rob about Wollongong. How boring. Lauren says she knows the rugby players again! Rob says that the biggest thing she’ll experience while she is here is that she’ll think she is in TV land having watched it all at home. Rob says you should be here for a fun time, not a long time. Rob says that he told BB he was fine on the second day, but went back after a week and told him his head was still spinning, but after two weeks he really was fine. Rob says that you really have to give everyone a new frame of mind and can’t come in here with pre conceived ideas and opinions. Over to Claire and Darren, Dave watches on as the lovefest continues. Darren can’t believe that even Dave as a gay man isn’t attracted to Claire at all. Dave says he finds her hot, Claire says she is fully attracted to Dave. Krystal comes over and Dave says “you just popped right out there.” Darren then says that Krystal is smashed, and she says she is a bit. Krystal and Claire talk about who sleeps with who. Dave tries to get Darren up to speed with the bed situation. Apparently he was going to sleep with Rob, but now they want to change. Rob doesn’t seem to happy with all this though. Darren says he doesn’t know why he gets on so well with Dave, then says he is very accepting to everyone. Claire says that Lauren is going to use Katie’s old drawers. Comm break.

12:05am: Perry is talking to Lauren. Lauren says she was going to be 6 foot 5 or something, but I missed the first part of the convo because of Mike. You can’t understand how much background noise, or rather yelling, there is. Dave is telling Darren about Sheriff, his boyfriend. He says that his dad loved Sheriff. Dave tells Darren that his dad knew he was gay, but no one would say anything. Darren goes to the toilet. Gaelan is telling the new girls that they can run out the back, it’s a bit of a weird ‘track’, but you can run around. Gaelan says that the gym is sufficient for the guys. Lauren wonders where Claire is from, and she fills her in. Lauren says that she is a smoker, and most days she would have about 4. Perry says she wants to exercise while she is in here. Rob and Perry talk about the shape of Rob’s face, or eyes or something. Rob says he is getting old, Perry reassures him that he isn’t. Lauren says she is the spoilt child of the family. Dave says that Lauren might see some similaries between three of the guys who are 26 and her brother, who is 26. Dave says that Perry is the oldest housemate ever to enter BBAU. Lauren wants to know where Dave lives. Claire wonders what her brothers do. Lauren says the oldest is an accountant, but a funny accountant, and the other one is a dealer at Star City. Comm break.

12:25am: Camilla, Krystal and Dave are talking about the different jobs they have in here. Dave says he is farmhand and he gets to wake someone up everyday. He explains that people can’t volunteer. Camilla explains that Katie was farmhand once and asked John to get up only to be told to F off. John says he didn’t realise he said it though. Back with Dave, Rob and Perry, they discuss who is sleeping with who. Perry wants Dave to sleep with her and Rob tonight, but Dave says he is with Claire. Claire and Perry look through the stuff that Perry bought into the house when she entered. Comm break.

12:36am: Perry is doing Claire’s nails. Claire says she has hardly ever done drugs, only once at a family 50th or something. We cut away from that convo though! Dave says to Lauren that when it rains he is always thinking about the farm. He says that this was going to be his big year farm wise, but he’s in here. He says it’ll still be there when he gets out though. He tells Lauren that he has 6 horses. Lauren says that her father was a miner so they used to move a lot. They lived in Adelaide, and then PNG. She says she did school via correspondance for a while over in PNG. Darren is talking to Gaelan and Ashley. They are talking about some of the tasks, mainly the 24hr tasks. Darren wants to know who stopped the soccer balls etc. Darren wonders who has hooked up in the house, and Gaelan says that he and Krystal are the only pair left in the house. In the bedroom now Lauren is talking to Krystal, Dave and Camilla. Lauren wonders if Krystal is missing her mum. Krystal says that she has once but she had moved out of home anyway so she gets by. They talk about bed positions again. Camilla says that she loves that new people are here, but she says she is very protective of the other housemates at the same time. Comm break.

12:50am: Dave and Darren are talking in the kitchen. Darren says that Ash is the gentlemen of the house. Lauren and Darren get to know each other now. 3rd time she has said she knows people from the rugby side. I’m not making this up! Lauren hugs John for something, then says that John just reminded her not to say anything from the outside world. Claire tells Lauren that she has been obsessed with animals her whole life. Dave talks to Darren as Claire talks to Lauren, no way in the world you can tell what either are talking about. They are within a metre of each other, all four of them. Comm break.

1:03am: Darren says he is sleeping with Camilla. The girls talk about sunbaking I think. Claire tells Lauren the pool is heated. Camilla tells Darren that she loves Rob, but feels that the past couple of days he’s been a bit off so she has given him some space. Lauren says that Dave must wake up early all the time. Dave says he is always up early, he has to be on a farm. Dave says that Rob has survived 5 evictions. Darren says she wouldn’t take it personally if he left it tomorrow. Lauren agrees. Dave says it’s a big achievement to be able to get ‘into the TV’ in the first place. Camilla is taling to Perry in the bedroom. Camilla is saying that if people have arguments you can’t jump in a car and drive away so they have to make up etc. Camilla says she is a pig in the outside world with her house etc, but she says that in this house you just can’t be like that. She says she is a neat freak in here. She says if she goes back to her own ways in the outside world she’ll at least have respect for people who live in a clean area etc. Perry tells Camilla to not clean all day though; life is too short etc. Perry wonders how Jamie is. No idea where he is. Back outside, Dave says that he was amazed Tilli was spelt with a I and not a Y at the end. Dave says that he thought Krystal was with a C as well. We cut back to Jamie who is sitting on his bed talking to no one. Back out in the lounge/kitchen, BB calls Ash to the diary room. Still can’t hear BB though. Comm break.

1:19am: In the bedroom we are. Dave, Darren, Gaelan and John are talking. Jamie tries to scare John with a leaping fart. Darren wonders how Jamie can walk with his pants down so low. Jamie says he has mastered the art. Ashely comes back without batteries, and tells them BB just wanted his thoughts. Jamie says he might go and talk to BB as well. Darren says it’s a lot colder in the bedroom compared to the bathroom. Darren wonders what Gaelan and Krystal do in bed. Gaelan says that they just sleep, thats all they can do in this house. Darren pushes him further, and Gaelan asks “What have you seen?” Darren says nothing, saying he only knows that they are ‘together’ in the house. Dave teaches the boys about gay sex a bit. Into the other bedroom, mostly girls in here. Claire and Perry hug. Krystal is looking at Lauren’s photos. Perry wonders if Gaelan works out. Darren wonders how dark it does get in this room. The boys wonder whether they should have a pillow fight tonight. Dave tells Darren that he is in the house now, and it’s so surreal talking to Gretel. Dave says that Gretel was really nice to him, but was a bit cautious of Gaelan. Comm break.

1:33am: Back in the ‘boys’ bedroom, otherwise known as the bigger one. Jamie is talking about Mick Molley and Tony Martin, an old radio duo. Dave is showing Darren his farm via photos. The girls talk shoe sizes, Lauren and Claire are both size 10. They are all looking through Lauren’s things. Dave explains that they lost most of the ducks, but he still has one and it’s not being given away. Dave says he is a bit of a hoarder. Darren says that his dad has crap round his house all the time. Darren tells Dave that he really likes Claire. They watch her for a bit. Darren says you can’t like everyone in here. Darren wonders who Dave will hang out with outside the house. He says Camilla, Krystal, Jamie, Karen. Darren says he can’t see much in Krystal. Darren says that he needs a relationship where he is constantly attracted to the person, even first things in the morning etc. Dave says that he thinks that BB has shown him to be a bit too inquizative, but he says he can’t sit in a house and just give one liners every minute of the day. He says he likes to spend an hour with someone just having an in depth conversation. At 1:44am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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