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Why Michelle the Jungle Queen will win Survivor.

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Never again
- She's hot. The jury members will be blinded by her beauty and give her the win. I imagine Sarah, much like myself, knows how hard it is to be good looking so will vote for Michelle.

- She can articulate well. Many times at tribal council she has spoken very clearly. If JLP ever gets a call to go to Hollywood or has the flu Michelle would be a perfect replacement host.

- She has made big moves. Like leading the charge to get rid of Sarah. Plus the time she helped to evict the dangerous Henry.

- She has been entertaining. She hasn't been in the background like Peter. She has been a character this season. I don't want boring people to win survivor. That's just awful.

- She has a great chance to win against any of the three.

Tara: The goatiest goat that ever goated.

Jericho: His weird metaphors will creep out the jury during final tribal council.

Peter: Who?

I also made a song for Michelle:

Hey Michelle, Jungle Queen,
How you going, how you been?
Well done for being final four.
Now's your chance to go from rich to poor.

You played the game as best you could,
Lazing in the sun, watching others chop wood.
At tribal council you articulated well,
forcing others to come out of their shell.
 
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