what HM habits would drive you mad?

somebimbo

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what housemate habits (irl or in this house) would drive you mad? for me I hate the use of the dishes sponge for anything but dishes and for god sake, wring it out to give it a chance to dry an not breed germs/mould!!
 

somebimbo

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lol, I was more asking about habits rather than being a fev clone and as smart as a leggo brick
 

somebimbo

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isn't farting in bed and holding you under the covers the way that Australian males say that you are their girlfriend?
 

Mrs Butterface

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biting your fork when you eat

talking with your mouth full

leaving two squares on the loo roll

picking your nose and/or ears and eating whatever you find (you may think you're being sneaky but I'll still see)
 

MadVelvet

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fork biting? what the heck? I've never heard of such a thing. LOL. Hmmmm, I'll need to pay close attention from now on or maybe not, sounds like it would annoy me.
 

Mrs Butterface

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fork biting? what the heck? I've never heard of such a thing. LOL. Hmmmm, I'll need to pay close attention from now on or maybe not, sounds like it would annoy me.
Yeah it's definitely a thing! I think females do it to try not to smudge their lipstick maybe? As for males, I have no bloody clue why they would but it kills me every time I hear it. Nails on a chalkboard kill.
 

cj93

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Talking with your mouth full and eating with your mouth open. Yes Travis, I'm looking at you!
 

Lottie

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isn't farting in bed and holding you under the covers the way that Australian males say that you are their girlfriend?
My ex got really upset once when I wouldn't let him give me a dutch oven. So fucking gross, I don't want to smell your farts.
 

aragon

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HM's leaving one or two sheets of toilet paper on the roll so they don't have to change it.
HM's leaving just a little bit of water, cordial, juice, milk or whatever in the bottle so they don't have to fill it up or open a new one.
 
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