I think I liked this because it said "VPR" and I assumed it meant Vanderpump Rules is in because it's fans (like me) call it VPR for short. But I like it for the real reason as well now that I have read it
And look at all those beautiful red hats and some white ones. Some white. Look at that. Those are -- that's a lot of red hats. But you do have the white ones too, right?"
Red MAGA hats > White MAGA hats. But wait....
26. "And you have the black ones, too. You have a lot of them. You have a lot of different hats."
... there's more! SO MANY HATS. OF DIFFERING COLORS.
28. "Ronald Reagan used seldom Let's Make America Great. Close, but not the same. Let's -- apostrophe S. You don't want the apostrophe. It's too complicated. It doesn't work. But Ronald Reagan was good. He said let's make -- but he didn't use it. He used it a little bit. We seriously use it, right?"
29. "And MAGA we got for free. Because my whole deal was Make America Great Again, all of a sudden people are saying and going #MAGA."