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These Housemates CANNOT win.

AntiGretel

...TRUMP 2020..
The following cannot win Big Brother:

** Lisa ( bitch face/ ugly tits )
** Sandra ( too much of a wannabe "out there" space cadet )
** Sam ( mean face, not conducive with being given positive air time )
** The bearded guy ( nuff said )
** The tall chick ( awkward, does not fit in, side-show appeal only)
** Lawson ( you are no Logan )
 
These cannot win IMO

Jake - Tim wannabe
Sam - Nasty Pasty
Ryan - Boring as batshit
Katie - So highschool
Gemma - Awkward
Aisha - Jade/Layla maneater
David - Bland
Sandra - Too cool for school
 
Who cannot win IMO

Katie - All talk.
Jake - all for the camera
Lisa - a downgrade Tully
Travis - UGH!!!

Your list though.
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It's PERFECT.
 
Bad chances of winning:
  • Gemma - Irritates the housemates, and the audience. Her best shot is to become the house outcast and win our sympathy.
  • Travis - Shit housemate. Could be saved a few times, but we'll make sure he's out soon enough.
  • Ryan - Bore. Easy to forget in a vote to save.
  • Aisha - Will hook up with Travis, and nobody will care.
  • Lisa - Too emotional. People will not like her for carrying on about things, when she could just confront them and have them over and done with. I see her surviving a few evictions. but getting booted midway.
  • David - too vanilla. Will be overlooked in a vote to save, unless something changes soon.
  • Jake - I can see him leaving 3/4 of the way through in a "shock" eviction that's not really a shock, as happens to all the irritating men with glasses.
  • Katie - I think we won't be rid of her for a while, but I can't see her making the finale.
I feel like everyone else has at least some chance. I excluded Priya from my list, because she does have a chance, but I think she's more likely to become the third place queen of the series, than win it.
 
The following cannot win Big Brother:

** Lisa ( bitch face/ ugly tits )
** Sandra ( too much of a wannabe "out there" space cadet )
** Sam ( mean face, not conducive with being given positive air time )
** The bearded guy ( nuff said )
** The tall chick ( awkward, does not fit in, side-show appeal only)
** Lawson ( you are no Logan )
Um...no Travis? WTF is this shit?!
 
These HMs won't win.
  • Aisha - Not Sandra.
  • Cat - Not Sandra.
  • David - Not Sandra.
  • Dion - Not Sandra.
  • Gemma - Not Sandra.
  • Jake - Not Sandra.
  • Jason - Not Sandra.
  • Katie - Not Sandra.
  • Lawson - Not Sandra.
  • Lisa - Not Sandra.
  • Priya - Not Sandra.
  • Ryan - Not Sandra.
  • Sam - Not Sandra.
  • Skye - Not Sandra.
  • Travis - Not Sandra.
 
Bad chances of winning:
  • Gemma - Irritates the housemates, and the audience. Her best shot is to become the house outcast and win our sympathy.
  • Travis - Shit housemate. Could be saved a few times, but we'll make sure he's out soon enough.
  • Ryan - Bore. Easy to forget in a vote to save.
  • Aisha - Will hook up with Travis, and nobody will care.
  • Lisa - Too emotional. People will not like her for carrying on about things, when she could just confront them and have them over and done with. I see her surviving a few evictions. but getting booted midway.
  • David - too vanilla. Will be overlooked in a vote to save, unless something changes soon.
  • Jake - I can see him leaving 3/4 of the way through in a "shock" eviction that's not really a shock, as happens to all the irritating men with glasses.
  • Katie - I think we won't be rid of her for a while, but I can't see her making the finale.
I feel like everyone else has at least some chance. I excluded Priya from my list, because she does have a chance, but I think she's more likely to become the third place queen of the series, than win it.

This. But I would probably also add Jason to the list, simply because he is seriously irritating, but he still has a better chance than those listed I think.
 
These HMs won't win.
  • Aisha - Not Sandra.
  • Cat - Not Sandra.
  • David - Not Sandra.
  • Dion - Not Sandra.
  • Gemma - Not Sandra.
  • Jake - Not Sandra.
  • Jason - Not Sandra.
  • Katie - Not Sandra.
  • Lawson - Not Sandra.
  • Lisa - Not Sandra.
  • Priya - Not Sandra.
  • Ryan - Not Sandra.
  • Sam - Not Sandra.
  • Skye - Not Sandra.
  • Travis - Not Sandra.

hehe. You must *really* like Sandra!!
 
Cannot win... no way, now how...

* David - cause zeroing in on any woman's specific body parts and making negative comments about them is never going to win you any brownie points on the outside (ouch!)

* Sandra - cause she's paired up with David, and she's not the kind of person the viewers could ever "warm up to" anyway

* Gemma - a tad bitchy... possibly without really meaning to be, but that's even worse... that's how naturally bitchy comes to her

* Jake - cause he's paired up with Gemma. No doubt towards the end, the pairs thing with be over and it will be every man for himself... but he's not going to make it that far being paired up with such an obvious short-term housemate at this stage

* Sam - inability to cop on the chin the things that housemates do when they the power

* Katie and Priya - they're as similar as chalk and cheese except for one thing... they both grate on people
 
The stupid slappers who thought it was hoopyqool&froody rather than a lack of respect for themselves, each other, every other HM, and The Audience to suck each other's face on national TV.

Meh.

No wonder the imported Islamists itching for jihad in our midst have no respect for Oz women ...

regarDS
 
David - he's a bit of a dick. Those mean comments and stuff we've heard about his past. No.
Sam - nah he won't win because he has a bit of a competitive mean side that won't win him votes.
Gemma - she isn't likeable
Lisa - She'll be a bit abbrassive and bogan for some.
Priya - ultimately she may stick around a while but that's for entertainment, not because people want her to win.
Katie - she will struggle when against other housemates in nominations to get votes.
Lawson - a bit too geeky
Ryan - the guy is a piece of shit
Travis - ultimately he won't win, he's an alpha male doofus who was eyeing up the girls one by one to hook up. Ultimately he won't be appealing enough to win.
Skye - if princess sparkles didn't win, she won't/
Sandra - kind of going off her to be honest. Thought well of her but she's just meh.
Aisha - the whole Trasha thing with Travis ensures she won't.
Jake - he is harmless, but he's not likable. He's plain, just a nothing.
Dion - he's got crazy eyes, looks like he could snap, but really he's boring.
Jason - he's weird and off putting, but not enough to win.
Cat - seems like a good, normal person. So won't win.
 
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