Allan: Is given a few guest spots on Kylie and Jackie O to say outrageous things then fades away.
Angela: Chyka from Real Housewives of Melbourne buys out her events company, making Angela rich.
Casey: Seriously who knows, I think she might be a cardboard cutout.
Chad: Creates a mid-tier wellness instagram account 'for blokes'. Is mostly just shirtless selfies.
Daniel: Probably does something really problematic later in the season and becomes the villain. Slithers back to his snake pit.
Danni: Realises that going on Big Brother was a mistake and excises that chapter from her life.
Garth: Enjoys the extra casual attention he gets on Oxford Street from twinks saying "hey I saw you on Big Brother"
Hannah: Ends up being the smartest and most successful one out of them all.
Ian: Lives a wholesome life. Possibly gets cross-casted into Farmer Wants a Wife.
Keiran: Used car salesman (but doesn't drive any of the cars).
Laura: Continues to trigger many white cis men simply by existing.
Marissa: Gets a brief advice column in the women's section of news.com.au.
Mat: Featured on A Current Affair after having a motorcycle accident in Bali. His travel insurance cover didn't include riding motorcycles, so he's very angry at the insurance company leaving him with a big medical bill.
Sarah: Has a few self-growth moments in the Big Brother house and returns to the army as a champion for equal treatment of women in the armed forces.
Shane: Big Brother does not change his life at all.
Soobong: As soon as his contract with Seven ends, Nine immediately scoops him for Australian Ninja Warrior.
Sophie: It's revealed that Sophie was actually Talia "acting".
Talia: Starts a beauty instagram account that starts veering worryingly into right wing conspiracy theories and anti vaccination.
Xavier: The XAVIER Reality Hologram™ is deactivated and re-skinned for a new reality TV show.
Zoe: Hosts a short lived podcast about MAFS.
Angela: Chyka from Real Housewives of Melbourne buys out her events company, making Angela rich.
Casey: Seriously who knows, I think she might be a cardboard cutout.
Chad: Creates a mid-tier wellness instagram account 'for blokes'. Is mostly just shirtless selfies.
Daniel: Probably does something really problematic later in the season and becomes the villain. Slithers back to his snake pit.
Danni: Realises that going on Big Brother was a mistake and excises that chapter from her life.
Garth: Enjoys the extra casual attention he gets on Oxford Street from twinks saying "hey I saw you on Big Brother"
Hannah: Ends up being the smartest and most successful one out of them all.
Ian: Lives a wholesome life. Possibly gets cross-casted into Farmer Wants a Wife.
Keiran: Used car salesman (but doesn't drive any of the cars).
Laura: Continues to trigger many white cis men simply by existing.
Marissa: Gets a brief advice column in the women's section of news.com.au.
Mat: Featured on A Current Affair after having a motorcycle accident in Bali. His travel insurance cover didn't include riding motorcycles, so he's very angry at the insurance company leaving him with a big medical bill.
Sarah: Has a few self-growth moments in the Big Brother house and returns to the army as a champion for equal treatment of women in the armed forces.
Shane: Big Brother does not change his life at all.
Soobong: As soon as his contract with Seven ends, Nine immediately scoops him for Australian Ninja Warrior.
Sophie: It's revealed that Sophie was actually Talia "acting".
Talia: Starts a beauty instagram account that starts veering worryingly into right wing conspiracy theories and anti vaccination.
Xavier: The XAVIER Reality Hologram™ is deactivated and re-skinned for a new reality TV show.
Zoe: Hosts a short lived podcast about MAFS.
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