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Michael's arse crack appreciation thread.

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I think a thread devoted to discussion of the most loveable Michael and his perpetually visible arse crack.

His arse crack probably accounts for 50% of his unique personality in the house.

Did everyone notice that Michael is VERY aware of this...

In the little faux romance piece with Zoe and Michael, he himself admitted that perhaps Zoe sees the arse crack as an invitation to come and "check out his pipes".

Now that to me means Michael is deliberately putting his arse crack on show.
 
Oh gawd.

Can we just confirm that you are indeed female, because this would sound strange coming from a dude.
 
I can sense the sarcasm in your post if no-one else can't but I think this is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever read and I nearly projectiled all over my computer screen. And the fact that Zoe likes Michael.... HIM!..... that filthy, doughy, reek worthy slimeball. Zoe is down towards the bottom of my list of favourite housemates now.
 
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