Poxy
Well-Known Member
Michael never lets facts get in the way of a good story.
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Michael never lets facts get in the way of a good story.
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alien-she
Guest
I can absolutely confirm that Michael has never 'moonlighted' as a sex worker.
Anything else said in this thread is merely speculation and conspiracy theories.
Anything else said in this thread is merely speculation and conspiracy theories.
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aajptt
Guest
..........yer
He was the receptionist and towel washer..
That's what they all say when they get busted.
He was the receptionist and towel washer..
That's what they all say when they get busted.
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Zephyr
Guest
There are certainly some sick fucks in Dubai. Those Skieks have educated white people as their slaves.
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:pp
Guest
Soz Z, didn't see it
It's like shooting fish in a barrell...
Some of you take things so literally if it means there is a slightest chance you can be outraged.
Have any of you considered that Michaels best mate is taking the piss?!
Like any good best mate would?
This is a perfect example of how fun people behave. They play jokes on each other, mock each other and take joy in the fact they can laugh at themselves till their sides ache.
Some of you take things so literally if it means there is a slightest chance you can be outraged.
Have any of you considered that Michaels best mate is taking the piss?!
Like any good best mate would?
This is a perfect example of how fun people behave. They play jokes on each other, mock each other and take joy in the fact they can laugh at themselves till their sides ache.
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Zephyr
Guest
Trala, you would have to take on Zoe first as she's a jealous bunny boiler. You up for that?
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Marty Smarty Boy
Guest
fraudulent "friends"
You don't know anything about Michael, have never met him, and he would never have anything to do with you.
You don't know anything about Michael, have never met him, and he would never have anything to do with you.
A tramps gotta do, what a tramps gotta do, Zeph.
Everytime I read one of your posts, Chilli Peppers, Zephyr becomes the background music of my mind!
Fly away on my Zephyr, I feel it more than ever and in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together...
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Jumpy1
Guest
Haven't any of you seen the taken movies? Michael was obviously kidnapped, doped and sold to a Shiek to dance for him when he clapped his hands together. How Michael escaped is beyond me, but perhaps someone rescued the pther hostages and Michael was just 'there' and they decided to rescue him too. Now the Shiek is pissed that his fodder was taken away from him, and he will attack the bb house in the near future to reclaim his ginger snap...
Oh my God!
You see that? It was MICHAEL who saved the sex slaves!
He is like a $uperhero, Jumpy!
Now will you have a threesome with us?
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Marty Smarty Boy
Guest
I have aspirin and panadol, don't confuse me with the bad luck girl.
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Jumpy1
Guest
HAHAHAHAHAHA no no no, Michael didn't save the day, he was a feeble, helpless victim who was rescued by Sam the hero with the bulging muscles - the best part of the movie was the sex scene featuring Sam, Jumpy and Trala. Sam lay back with his hands behind his head, a massive grin on his face and a massive tent in his boxers as Jumpy and Trala giggle and spank each other on the arse with white fluffy pillows with feathers flying everywhere.... Mmmmmhhhmmmmm
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aajptt
Guest
The sheik made Michael a eunuch..
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alien-she
Guest
Uh, actually, I do know him. My partner is good friends with him.
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Marty Smarty Boy
Guest
yes dear
It is nice that your imaginary partner and Michael get on so well. We don't want to hear your threesome fantasies.
It is nice that your imaginary partner and Michael get on so well. We don't want to hear your threesome fantasies.
Allgood
Active Member
Uh, actually, I do know him. My partner is good friends with him.
I'll just say one quick thing, as with others on this forum who know the HM's personally. While you would be the best judge on the personal life of the HM, don't pretend to know everything about them and be the absolute authority on every single thing they have ever done in their life. I remember a while back you said Michael is definitely not Bi Sexual. There is no way you could know that for sure, even if you were his partner or wife you couldn't say it for sure. I'm not saying you shouldn't offer your opinion, but you do throw a lot of definite statements out there.