GATHER ROUND FOR THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!
In the near corner we have the Merciless Mikkyala! This cat with nine lives may be small in stature but she still has claws, and will turn on you in a second! Our Feline Lady is supported by her fiercely Loyal Litter whose life-membership to PETA/RSPCA compel them to fight for her rights to the very end. Learn the Loyal Litter's retort for any who oppose their leader:
And in the far corner is the Terrible Tahan! Who's beauty masks the venom of her vicious tongue; not a single word comes out her perfect mouth that hasn't been tainted! Our Venomous Venus is supported by the Blinded by Beauty Brigade whose hairspray damaged minds won't allow them to see behind the mask, instead they shout to all who defy their leader:
WAIT! WAIT?...
Are you as confused as I am by the fact our fighters supporters say the same thing! Never fear I'm sure that doesn't matter because it's our fighters that are different, right?
One is perfect. The other is perfect.
One never bitches. The other never bitches.
One always bitches. The other always bitches.
One apologises. The other apologises.
One fakes their apologies. The other fakes their apologies.
CAN YOU SEE THEIR DIFFERENCES NOW!? BECAUSE I SWEAR THEY'RE THERE! HONEST!
It doesn't matter anyway if they're different or not! What really matters is where this legendary animosity began!
Well some say it was Terrible Tahan who never gave poor Merciless Mikkayla a chance due to her disdain for the Cats sugar coated ways and the presence of a beating heart.
Yet others would argue it was Merciless Mikkayla who never gave Terrible Tahan a chance as she had her catalogued and filed as a mean girl quicker than you can say "You look like a girl who doesn't eat carbs!"
So there you have it, it was Tahan who started it! Or was it Mikkalya? Someone did start it right?? I mean someone has to be right and someone has to be wrong don't they...
NAH! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO STARTED IT!
What really matters it that we can all be agree that the philosophy of 'You did this to me, so I'm going to do it to you' is always the best philosophy to have, along with that age old saying 'two wrongs make a right'!
In the near corner we have the Merciless Mikkyala! This cat with nine lives may be small in stature but she still has claws, and will turn on you in a second! Our Feline Lady is supported by her fiercely Loyal Litter whose life-membership to PETA/RSPCA compel them to fight for her rights to the very end. Learn the Loyal Litter's retort for any who oppose their leader:
"So it's all good for Tahan to bitch but when she's the one on the receiving end she's the victim?? Puh-lease!"
And in the far corner is the Terrible Tahan! Who's beauty masks the venom of her vicious tongue; not a single word comes out her perfect mouth that hasn't been tainted! Our Venomous Venus is supported by the Blinded by Beauty Brigade whose hairspray damaged minds won't allow them to see behind the mask, instead they shout to all who defy their leader:
"So it's all good for Mikkayala to bitch but when she's the one on the receiving end she's the victim?? Puh-lease!"
WAIT! WAIT?...
Are you as confused as I am by the fact our fighters supporters say the same thing! Never fear I'm sure that doesn't matter because it's our fighters that are different, right?
One is perfect. The other is perfect.
One never bitches. The other never bitches.
One always bitches. The other always bitches.
One apologises. The other apologises.
One fakes their apologies. The other fakes their apologies.
CAN YOU SEE THEIR DIFFERENCES NOW!? BECAUSE I SWEAR THEY'RE THERE! HONEST!
It doesn't matter anyway if they're different or not! What really matters is where this legendary animosity began!
Well some say it was Terrible Tahan who never gave poor Merciless Mikkayla a chance due to her disdain for the Cats sugar coated ways and the presence of a beating heart.
Yet others would argue it was Merciless Mikkayla who never gave Terrible Tahan a chance as she had her catalogued and filed as a mean girl quicker than you can say "You look like a girl who doesn't eat carbs!"
So there you have it, it was Tahan who started it! Or was it Mikkalya? Someone did start it right?? I mean someone has to be right and someone has to be wrong don't they...
NAH! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO STARTED IT!
What really matters it that we can all be agree that the philosophy of 'You did this to me, so I'm going to do it to you' is always the best philosophy to have, along with that age old saying 'two wrongs make a right'!