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Let's Appreciate the Two Cutest Housemates

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Sorry @AntiGretal, you may have clicked on this post thinking I was referring to Lina's banging rack* - the left boob and the right one.

And Priya acolytes, I speak not of Priya's brain - the left hemisphere and the right one.

Also, Ryan (if you ever read this) the cutest housemates are not That Guy Tom's two arse cheeks* - the hard one and the soft one (although you have no doubt sussed which one is which).

OBVIOUSLY, I mean NED and KELLY!!!!

Ned appears to be the dominant one, such as when they had the showdown just staring at each other before Kelly wagged her (I am assuming Kelly is female) tail showing Ned she was friendly. Ned then rushed her and she immediately capitulated in a submissive pose (just like Ryan pinching Tom's bum).

Also, last night Ned was reprimanded because he had coveted another female's boner, I mean bone which he wantonly took because he could (Mmmm, I wonder which animal-related housemate that reminds me of?)

Travis cops stick inside the house and out for bicep curling Aisha in the gym. Yet when Aisha lifts Ned onto her shoulder as she converses, Ned just looks TOO CUTE.

The good thing about these two is that they don't feel the need to earn sympathy votes for a hyper-inflated woe-is-me back story ( *cough* Jake *cough*).

Even though I love seeing footage of these two interacting, the sad thing is this may mean BB is finding it hard to scratch together enough entertaining storylines featuring animals of the two legged variety.

Harry Potter may have nominated Kelly as a joke, but BB would NEVER put the pooches up for real, because they could actually beat some of the housemates to the finish.



* And that there folks is the blokey-type of objectification which gets Lina so riled up
 
Ned and Kelly! I love them :inlove::inlove:
Ned is so easy-going and placid and Kelly is the high maintenance one.
I have 2 dogs, one mid-sized (Maltalier called Gemma) and a small one (mini fox terrier called Charlie).
Ned and Kelly remind me of them in that Gemma is SO laid back and would love pats all day long then there's the neurotic one Charlie who can't stay still lol. When the dogs are play-fighting that's what my dogs do. Charlie will jump at and taunt Gemma and she will put up with it for a while then she'll stick her mouth over his whole head lol.

Dogs are the best!
 
MADONNA said:
And they're both white.

TYPICAL RACISTS.
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By that token, I suppose the same could be said of polar bears. Is that why you never see a white polar bear hanging out with a Pakistan black bear or a eurasian brown bear.

Insomniac said:
Ned and Kelly! I love them :inlove::inlove:
Ned is so easy-going and placid and Kelly is the high maintenance one.
I have 2 dogs, one mid-sized (Maltalier called Gemma) and a small one (mini fox terrier called Charlie).
Ned and Kelly remind me of them in that Gemma is SO laid back and would love pats all day long then there's the neurotic one Charlie who can't stay still lol. When the dogs are play-fighting that's what my dogs do. Charlie will jump at and taunt Gemma and she will put up with it for a while then she'll stick her mouth over his whole head lol.

Dogs are the best!
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They sound like cute doggies. What a weird coincidence you have one called Gemma. I would have been yelling "Down, Gemma" at the screen when she was still on.

3Jane said:
Love your writing!
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I am not sure which poster you are referring to, but if it was me, thanks! (This will be tres publicly embarrassment if it isn't me)
 
Insomniac said:
Ned and Kelly! I love them :inlove::inlove:
Ned is so easy-going and placid and Kelly is the high maintenance one.
I have 2 dogs, one mid-sized (Maltalier called Gemma) and a small one (mini fox terrier called Charlie).
Ned and Kelly remind me of them in that Gemma is SO laid back and would love pats all day long then there's the neurotic one Charlie who can't stay still lol. When the dogs are play-fighting that's what my dogs do. Charlie will jump at and taunt Gemma and she will put up with it for a while then she'll stick her mouth over his whole head lol.

Dogs are the best!
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sounds like my 2 and I have a Charly who is neurotic who's also a foxy (x Jack Russell) lol
 
You dont even post pics! What sort of appreciation thread is this? I still don't know which one is which?
 
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pawlini said:
You dont even post pics! What sort of appreciation thread is this? I still don't know which one is which?
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Sorry pawlini, I'm technologically challenged.

I also can't do GIFs.

[hangs head in shame and slinks off to the naughty corner to join Ned]

#savedbyparidy #woof (translation: those are awesome photos)
 
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