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I'm thinking Sam is a mormon

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Sam has just hooked up with Layla (so she gets Sundays and Tuesdays).
Estelle gets Mondays and Wednesdays, while Zoe gets Thusdays and Saturdays.
Angie only gets Fridays as he's just not that into her.
Stacey gets nothing as he's pretty sure she's a he.
 
He doesn't have Osmond teeth like all mormons do......



Wtf is up with Mormon teeth??????
 
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big lover - each wife gets 2 roots a week.

He doesn't have Osmond teeth like all mormons do......



Wtf is up with Mormon teeth??????

The HBO show Big Love did the triple wife game.

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I don't mean to pedantic Zeph but you accidentally inserted an extra M in your title thread. Click on edit , highlight mormon and delete the second m ;)
 
brain injury Sam has a low IQ now.

Mormon, moron, all the same really.

Sam does have a brain injury.

The scar on his head shows that he had frontal lobe damage, and his personality may have changed.

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He looks like he will squeal when Ben roots him.

Save Sam from Ben.
 
Sam does have a brain injury.

The scar on his head shows that he had frontal lobe damage, and his personality may have changed.

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He looks like he will squeal when Ben roots him.

Save Sam from Ben.


The area could have had a medical procedure but might be a glassing too since it is a clean line. A surgical rotation flap maybe but it has granularity underneath it. Not sure what's really happened but it looks like a glassing based on his age and lifestyle.
 
The area could have had a medical procedure but might be a glassing too since it is a clean line. A surgical rotation flap maybe but it has granularity underneath it. Not sure what's really happened but it looks like a glassing based on his age and lifestyle.


Looks like he came off his motorbike to me. His left arm, under the forearm, has a red area there. Who knows.
 
Looks like he came off his motorbike to me. His left arm, under the forearm, has a red area there. Who knows.

If it was a motorbike he would have been dead since he wouldn't have had a helmet in that case.
 
It's a vampire bite.
The new sparkly Twilight vamps bite just like that, and leave circle/semi-circle scars

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The new sparkly Twilight vamps bite just like that, and leave circle/semi-circle scars

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Okay. He's not a Mormon but a virgin caught in a dilemma between lust for a bad boy and drooling over an emo. The whole Layla/Angie/Estelle play is merely the sublimation of his real interest in Ben and Zoe?
 
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