Episode I’m a Celebrity 2023 : Episode 1

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…evenin’ all… in the ‘Survivor’ thread I asked everyone that if I started an ‘I’m a Celeb’ episode thread whether anyone would bother to post anything at all?… crickets were chirping in the background for quite a while until a few of you said ‘no’… I said that I would start an Episode thread up for the first 2-3 episodes to see if there would be any takers… this is the first attempt… if nobody joins in then I will no longer bother… it’s worth a try I suppose… in the ‘good ol’ days it was good fun with quite a few posters but I sense now that nobody can be arsed anymore… well I’ll soon find out won’t I?… lol!… cheers.

 

[Meglos]

I have relatively high hopes for this.
Hopefully there won't be too many "WHO?" moments.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…hmmmmmmm!… it looks like I’m the only one here… it looks like I should…
…”erm… I’m here Sticky”…
…yeh but you’re just one of the voices in my head… that doesn’t count…
…”I’m here too Sticky!”…
…yes but as I just said to my other voice in my head… neither of you count…
…”what about all of us too?”…
…how many of you are there?…
…”about 32 of us I think?”…
…about 32 of you?… shit!… but still… none of you count…
…”there’s even more of us… they just haven’t turned up yet!”…
…bloody hell!… there’s more?… but still… none of you count regardless!…
…”why not?”…
…because you’re not friggin’ real that’s why!…
…”we’re as real as you old son”…
…no you’re not!… how are you going to type anything for instance?…
…”we’ll just channel through you of course you idiot”…
…don’t call me an idiot okay?… you’re the idiot…
…”you are an idiot!”…
…you’re all idiots!… now piss off!…
…”okay… you can post all by yourself then you schmuck!“…
…great!… now piss off!…

…thank God they’ve all gone!… they were driving me mad… I’ll post on my own if I have to… cheers.

 

[Zcsund1234]

I used to find Julia funny, not so much anymore

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I have relatively high hopes for this.
Hopefully there won't be too many "WHO?" moments.

…Meglos my friend!… thanks for showing up!… at least you are real lol!… cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Evening all, I’ve committed to watching episode one, or at least the first hour of it.

 

[Medusa]

I’m here Sticky

 

[Zcsund1234]

That was Peter Helliar's voice no?

 

[Medusa]

Who, who who is going in? The only one I know is KAK

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I used to find Julia funny, not so much anymore

…Zcsund… I agree with you totally… good to see you here too my friend… cheers.

 

[Medusa]

Fuckity fuck………it’s Dicko.

 

[Kaz]

I used to find Julia funny, not so much anymore

At least someone did.

 

[oddjob]

That was Peter Helliar's voice no?

yep.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…oddjob and Medusa… yay!… you’re here too!… it gets even better… cheers.

 

[Zcsund1234]

Oh another MAFS star that I have never watched before

 

[Medusa]

A MAFS bride in sequins…completely unrecognisable

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…hey Kaz…… welcome to the madness lol!… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

That was Peter Helliar's voice no?

Another unfunny person.

 

[Zcsund1234]

I have no idea who this girl is

 

[Zcsund1234]

OH is he the one that made a weight comment to Paulini back in the day on idol?